Grant AN's wish then curse it

by **Republic of Libriano** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 8:19 pm

There was a thread some time ago like that and I thought I would revive it!

The rules are simple, you make a wish and the BN must grant it, but there's always a catch to your wish that BN grants that being the curse applied to your wish like for example:

AN: I want the ability to fly!

BN: Granted, but you'll stop being able to fly randomly while flying for 10 seconds.
I wish to be able to breathe underwater.

And with the example out of the way, let's begin the game!

I wish to have big beautiful butterfly wings.

by **Cong ress Poland** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 8:26 pm

Granted, but each wing is the size of a house
I wish to immediately gain the knowledge on how to create a cheap FtL drive

by **Daphomir** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 8:33 pm

Granted; all the parts come from your local dumpster.

I wish to unlock the secrets to absolute power

by **Washington-Columbia** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:19 pm

Granted. Now they involve communism. I hope you're happy with that, destroyer of communism.

I wish to have a cute and kind girlfriend when I grow older.

by **Kostane** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:23 pm

Granted, but older is when you’re 100 years old.

I wish for peace.

by **Republic of Libriano** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:34 pm

Granted, but the world is now under North Korea's influence and they maintain peace just like they did before.

I wish for Haiti's problems to disappear.

by **Archipel Sempi** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:38 pm

Granted, but now the Haitians are eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets, of the people that live in Springfield.

I wish that there was more Rakia in the West

by **The Galactic Authority of Progress** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:39 pm

Granted, but so do all the people in it :/
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Granted, there’s the largest rent epicidemic in history in it instead

I wish to have a touhou game

by **Archipel Sempi** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:40 pm

The Galactic Authority of Progress wrote:Granted, but so do all the people in to :/

I have no.idea what you are saying
/skipme

by **Kostane** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:44 pm

Archipel Sempi wrote:
The Galactic Authority of Progress wrote:Granted, but so do all the people in to :/

I have no.idea what you are saying
/skipme

I believe they were ninja’d and that was a response to Libriano…
I’ll do GAP now,

Congratulations, you are now responsible for the development of the Touhou Game, and the loyal fan base will yell at you and send death threats if you mess anything up.

I wish for no more NationStates bugs or glitches whatsoever and everyone can freely play with high speeds.

by **Beliras** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 4:14 am

Congrats; NationStates still crashes bcz you didn't mention that!

I wish for a FNaF fangame. (Yes, inspired by GAP's first wish)

by **Republic of Libriano** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 7:09 am

Granted, but it's made by gen alpha without Scott Cawthon's supervision making it the worst game in the franchise.

I wish to be good at bullet-hell games.

by **Rylland** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 7:11 am

Granted, now it's an bullet-HEAVEN game!

I wish to have a powerful tank.

by **Xerxias** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 7:14 am

Granted, you now have a very sturdy fish tank whose glass is so powerful it won't break at all when dropped. Unfortunately, it's too small for fish.

I wish for a sandwich. Just one

by **Queensridge** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:42 pm

Granted, Jared Fogle baked it himself and all it has is freak ingredients

I want discord to cease operations, save us

by **Beliras** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:46 pm

Granted; Discord-linked games and websites shut along with it.

I wish for reactor core games to not be so samey, just want each one with a different reactor.

by **Republic of Libriano** » Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:57 pm

Granted, now their games are literal Nuclear Reactors each one being different, but deadly.

I wish to move out to Denver to live a normal life I dreamed about.

by **Yellowgrass Creek** » Tue Sep 24, 2024 4:44 pm

granted, but every single person in fr*nce dies.

I want to be able to never loose while gambling

by **Carl Wheezer Empire** » Tue Sep 24, 2024 4:45 pm

Granted, but every time you gamble the money appears in your stomach instead of being given to you. Good luck digesting that.

I wish war ended 4 evah

by **Beliras** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 4:31 am

Granted, but you didn't say "forever", so haha, the term "4 evah" was eliminated by conflicts between the cool peeps and the normal people, and the latter won.

I wish that everyone using AI would admit that it's AI.

by **Republic of Libriano** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:13 am

Granted, now everyone became AI so they can admit that the stuff was made by them.

I wish for everyone in Detroit to get a cake.

by **Rylland** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:16 am

Granted, and chaos started on who will eat the last piece.

I wish i have the rarest toy in the world.

by **Xerxias** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:18 am

Granted. You get a brick! It’s one of a kind, see…

I wish that lunch and break times at work/school were longer.

by **Kaseburger-Katzen** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:21 am

Wish granted! But class times are doubled.

I wish for a cookie

by **Yellowgrass Creek** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 9:23 am

you get your cookie, and colon cancer.

I wish for two cookies.

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