Pointless War Anyone?

[Imperiale]

Join me in a pointless RP war for some fun.
(Troops have been organized for an assault: 10,000 men, 1,500 super battle tanks, 200 rocket artillery, 400 mobile artillery, 3 fighter jet squadrons)

[Bomb Country]

I am deploying:
20,000 child soliders
10,000 more child soldiers
3.5 slaves
50 super fascist nukes
20 wheeled aircraft carriers for deployment on land
100 tanks on boats being pulled by pickup trucks

[Kostane]

Due to resource constraints, I will only be deploying 1 cat. If you kill the cat, an army of childless cat ladies will be mobilized against you, and you will be destroyed. You have been warned.

[Imperiale]

(Airstrikes the Cat)

[Imperiale]

Mercenaries from the skibidi ranks have joined my army from the enemies left flank, closing them in.

(50,000 Skibidi soldiers along with 2,000 super battle tanks and 100 toilet nukes)

[Hokkiado And Ryuku Islands]

I bomb a random lake

[Hokkiado And Ryuku Islands]

I have deployed 50 soap bars
700 Prissoners
16 Uruguayan Travelers
And 50k Soliders

[Nu Elysium]

What is this, a War Without Reason?

[SuperFascist GigaEmpire]

I attack the skibidi flank with 300,000 evil and freaky soldiers and I start nuking the enemy

[Carl Wheezer Empire]

we are deploying 420 special skibidi forces and 69 main sigma tanks to fight in this war on behalf of the World Ohio-embly

[Kostane]

Mercenaries from the skibidi ranks have joined my army from the enemies left flank, closing them in.

(50,000 Skibidi soldiers along with 2,000 super battle tanks and 100 toilet nukes)

572,294,291 Childless Cat Ladies join ranks to destroy your soldiers after you air striked the cat. Additionally, 1,000 elite “they’re eating the cat” conspiracy theorists start leaking your secret military information on 4Chan.

[Hokkiado And Ryuku Islands]

I deploy 20,000 Toyota Corrola's and they destroy an abandoned town

[Aadhiris]

I deploy 20,000 Toyota Corrola's and they destroy an abandoned town

Of all makes and models?! Damn, I gotta send some 4Runners over...

[2003 TOYOTA 4RUNNERS]

I deploy 20,000 Toyota Corrola's and they destroy an abandoned town

Of all makes and models?! Damn, I gotta send some 4Runners over...

At your service, sir!

[Simonia]

I will deploy one gram of antimatter and it will cause some explosions.

[The Indios Bravos]

I would like to send in a single praying mantis
He has a kill count of 89+ Allosaurus. He is to be feared.

[Carl Wheezer Empire]

As per the first conventions of Sigma we will be sending two thousand Deadbeats to the area to locate all young children to abandon, pubs to capture, and beards to grow

[Bomb Country]

We are Deploying:

300 “Goon Squads” (teams of 10 “gooners” as they are colloquially known) They will assault the Skbidi line.

[Imperiale]

Skibidi Reinforcements including 200,000 camera-man traitors and 300,000 super sigma elite and one Ohio Rizzler reinforce the skibidi flank.

Giant Space cruisers carrying 400,000 homeland soldiers and 400,000 Battle Droids land, reinforcing the homeland flank.

50,000 Super tanks arrive, attacking the elite gooners along with the large army.

[Azurnailia]

What is this, a War Without Reason?

*War without reason intensifies*

[Imperiale]

Sign below to Join the SKIBIDI PACT to form an alliance against the gooners and deadbeats.

[The Indios Bravos]

[proposal=]SKIBIDI PACT[/proposal]
Sign below to Join the SKIBIDI PACT to form an alliance against the gooners and deadbeats.

The praying mantis would like to join

[Imperiale]

Praying Mantis joins SKIBIDI PACT

SKIBIDI PACT MEMEBERS
Imperiale Homeland
SKIBIDI
Praying Mantis

[SuperFascist GigaEmpire]

Skibidi Reinforcements including 200,000 camera-man traitors and 300,000 super sigma elite and one Ohio Rizzler reinforce the skibidi flank.

Giant Space cruisers carrying 400,000 homeland soldiers and 400,000 Battle Droids land, reinforcing the homeland flank.

50,000 Super tanks arrive, attacking the elite gooners along with the large army.

The SuperFascist GigaEmpire responds with another 555,000 troops, and begins nuking enemy tanks

[Nu Elysium]

Nu Elysium deploys 100,000 Giga-Yottascale Assault TiTans in order to destroy the skibidi menace