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Could you beat AN’s animal in a 1v1 fight

Postby Cape May » Fri Sep 06, 2024 12:53 pm

Could you yourself beat AN’s national animal in a 1v1 arena style fight? There’ll be two rounds

Round 1: No weapons

Round 2: You can have a melee weapon of your choosing

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Postby The Gula » Fri Sep 06, 2024 12:57 pm

Nope, I am a scrawny femboy who only knows how to use an axe, I'll lose.
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Postby Islamic Salvation Front » Fri Sep 06, 2024 12:58 pm

Technically Yes because it's just a rifle and no one is handling it

I can just Throw it or damage it and it's done for
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Postby The Indios Bravos » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:00 pm

It's an eagle. I'll get scratched but bird bones are hollow and brittle. Hit it with a wooden bat and it's down.
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Postby Limitata » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:03 pm

If I had a sword, there could be a chance but no.
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Postby Arlandias » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:05 pm

i would eat it. i win :3

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Postby British Arzelentaxmacone » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:14 pm

I don’t reckon I’d win, considering the roe deer has been known to be territorial and unpredictable.

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Postby The Indios Bravos » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:15 pm

You didn't even have to explain, I know the gigarambe and I would lose round one.
My only hope for round two is a mounted M2.
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Postby Kaseburger-Katzen » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:24 pm

Nah. No way. I can't beat a (presumably) dinosaur by myself.
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Postby Pale Dawn » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:25 pm

A cat? Me? Oh I don't know how big of a cat we are talking and they are sneaky suckers. But yeah I'd take em 2/3 turns.
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Postby The Indios Bravos » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:36 pm

Skinwalker.
Beat it into submission and force it to transform into a waifu, ez 8)

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No weapons, I'm dead.
With weapons, I assume a mounted .50 would do it, but if not a flamethrower.
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Postby Sentiella » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:39 pm

It’s not just a dinosaur, but a very intelligent and cunning one who enjoys inflicting fear on its prey so no. The only way to survive would be to avoid it all together

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Postby Xerxias » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:40 pm

In an unarmed 1v1 against the Indiraptor, I would lose, no question.
With a weapon, it would be a close call, and it honestly depends on my distance from the Indiraptor and how thick its skin is. 90% the raptor would still win though.
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Against an eagle, I might be able to grab it, and blunt trauma is detrimental to birds. I'd be a lot better defended with a weapon of course. 45% win rate without weapon, 90% with
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Postby The Indios Bravos » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:42 pm

Well uh I guess I'll do both of yall since Xer got ninjad

For the golden eagle, close call on round one, win on round two.
For the direwolf, dead on round one, and close win on round two with a rifle with a bayonet
just skewer it and suddenly it's not a ranged weapon
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Take the Philippines, give it a defense budget larger than America's, put it on an archipelago the size of Canada, and give it dinosaurs. Here I am.
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Postby Hal Ghatisemagn » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:42 pm

Yes, but I might need a dozen cans of beer to do so

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There is no way, even after drinking multiple cans
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Postby Islamic Salvation Front » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:45 pm

Unarmed nobody stands a Chance Against a Phoenix it'll cook you alive

However if I have a Water hose I Could Extinguish it however it'd just come back

So I guess temporary victory for me if I'm armed
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Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:49 pm

If I can get my hands on that eagle, I win. If I can't, I'm running inside.

If I can get a beat, I could likely knock it out of the sky if it gets close.
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Postby Xerxias » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:52 pm

Either way, weapon or not, I would be completely, utterly decimated.
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Postby Russian Federal Union » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:55 pm

Well, a direwolf is just a massive wolf, right? Yeah, I'm not making it out of that one alive.

And round two, that's iffy. If I had a shotgun, there's a chance, but it honestly might just be too fast for me to swiftly end the thing.
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Postby Aason » Fri Sep 06, 2024 1:55 pm

If I had a weapon maybe, but without no
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Postby Cape May » Fri Sep 06, 2024 2:00 pm

I think I got this, provided it’s not no giant spider

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Postby Simonia » Fri Sep 06, 2024 2:02 pm

If I have a weapon, then maybe. Otherwise definitely not.
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Postby Xerxias » Fri Sep 06, 2024 2:02 pm

An African lion would be difficult. I would be completely dead in an unarmed 1v1, but with a weapon like a hunting rifle or shotgun I would most likely be able to dispatch it unless it comes running at me before I can react.

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Foxes aren't really dangerous, I'd say it's about a fair fight with just fists. With a weapon I'd easily be able to beat it.
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Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Fri Sep 06, 2024 2:10 pm

Not a chance, especially given the natural hardening provided to the direwolf by AN's barren landscape.
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Postby British Arzelentaxmacone » Fri Sep 06, 2024 2:13 pm

Definitely not. Lynxes are known for being strong and powerful animals, and could easily defeat me in a fight. If I was armed, maybe I’d have a better chance, but otherwise, I’m practically done for.


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