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IdontCare
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

911, what is your [not] emergency?

Postby IdontCare » Sat Aug 31, 2024 7:33 pm

Re-creating this thread because the original one got deleted.

Here is how this thing works:

AN gives a silly scenario requiring that nation to call 911 for any reason.
YN replies with a similarly hilarious response to the call, then gives another fake emergency in the same reply.
Please do not reply to your own response.

E.g.

N1: Help! I accidentally posted cringe!

N2: Go touch grass and reflect on life.
Help! I forgot how to breathe!

N3: Here is a short tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Help! My Disguise Kit stopped working and I'm in a dire situation!

and so on and so forth.
DISCLAIMER: None of these emergencies are real, they are meant to be made up. If it sounds like a real emergency, use the actual 911.
Treat this thread as a 912, and please abide by the rules.

EDITS: Pronoun mishap and additional rule

I'll start.

Help! My nation ceased to exist!
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Sun Sep 01, 2024 10:41 am

Sir, the red button clearly said DON'T TOUCH! We'll send you to Max Barry for a NS rehab conversation.

911, something is fishy in your central!
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Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: LPF under fire for bad and disunited leadership. Supporters flock to other parties increasing the popularity of other parties mainly VHP, UAP, UCP and NLSDP.
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IdontCare
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby IdontCare » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:42 am

Let me guess, a red spy? sigh Not again...

911! I hath been rolled by the Rick!
This is a Pacific Ocean-bound V train. The next and last stop is 69 Avenue. (Nice)
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Rylland
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: May 26, 2024
Corporate Bordello

Postby Rylland » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:45 am

I didn't send a "link"

911! Someone stole one of my dolphins and brought him to Romania!
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Matamorosia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:55 am

Too bad, he was robbed anyway like the second he stepped in Romania.

911! I forgot to turn my stove on and my house is on ice!
The Remixi Times, August/September: Face-prime beauty closed due to radium being found in products. Matamorosianic Industrial Sector declining, says uneducated hobo. Who even reads this? Macaroni and Cheese is favorite meal of some dude. Secure. Contain. Protect.
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Reantreet
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Posts: 97
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Tue Sep 03, 2024 5:58 am

tch dammit guess well send the ice department


911!! Please help! Im being a silly goober after watching too many CYN edits!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
_[]_
(I Q) ello bruv
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Tue Sep 03, 2024 6:00 am

We'll send N and V to your location for them to help you with your uncanny addiction.

911, Spongebob and Patrick are laughing behind my home it's very uncanny!
She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: LPF under fire for bad and disunited leadership. Supporters flock to other parties increasing the popularity of other parties mainly VHP, UAP, UCP and NLSDP.
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IdontCare
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby IdontCare » Wed Sep 04, 2024 5:48 am

I’m more surprised that you live in Bikini Bottom. Sorry, 911 doesn’t support any residences underwater, so I can’t help you here.

Help! Everyone within a 50 mile radius of me is doing the Kazotsky Kick!
This is a Pacific Ocean-bound V train. The next and last stop is 69 Avenue. (Nice)
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Boainn BEZY
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Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 26, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Boainn BEZY » Wed Sep 04, 2024 5:52 am

Sir your the one doing the crime you must join in before it,s too late you will be fined for not joining in sooner.
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911 help I need your help to ask at a girl at school btw I,am homeschooled
Hello fellow humans I,am a normal human
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Matamorosia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:58 am

You’re fired.
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911, you want some free barbecue sauce?
The Remixi Times, August/September: Face-prime beauty closed due to radium being found in products. Matamorosianic Industrial Sector declining, says uneducated hobo. Who even reads this? Macaroni and Cheese is favorite meal of some dude. Secure. Contain. Protect.
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Heilige Drachen
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:04 am

Hell yeah baby!
911, I just saw a bad opinion and it made my eyes hurt like I was using light mode
Last edited by Heilige Drachen on Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Republic of Libriano
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Posts: 54
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republic of Libriano » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:16 am

Then nothing will help you as I would say use bleach, but it's is also light on eyes.

911, A guard has stolen my sweetroll!
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She/Her/Hers
Christian Trans Lesbian
Living in Poland
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Libbie, Libby, Libri, Lib
Welcome to Libriano!
A beautiful and naturally diverse Christian nation. We are a safe and accepting place for all. Come and visit us!
Librianese News: LPF under fire for bad and disunited leadership. Supporters flock to other parties increasing the popularity of other parties mainly VHP, UAP, UCP and NLSDP.
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:18 am

Go get it back!

911, maths is hard :(
Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

"Freedom is achieved through people, not through war." | "Свобода достигается через людей, а не через войну."

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Heilige Drachen
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:28 am

Skill issue 8)
911, I just accidentally downloaded League of Legends
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 10:29 am

Destroy the PC... NOW!

I may or may not have accidentally restarted the HRE
Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

"Freedom is achieved through people, not through war." | "Свобода достигается через людей, а не через войну."

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IdontCare
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby IdontCare » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:34 am

Cool! Can I be your empire's Pope?

911, my cat is summoning interdimensional portals in my house again!
This is a Pacific Ocean-bound V train. The next and last stop is 69 Avenue. (Nice)
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:35 am

Get the wormhole scrambler...

911, my pencil broke during my exams!
Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

"Freedom is achieved through people, not through war." | "Свобода достигается через людей, а не через войну."

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Simonia
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Posts: 2025
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am

Good luck finding a new pencil!
911, my region was raided!
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: There were lots of Simonias I’m not affiliated with on NS. Yes, somebody asked if I was one of them.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
I have a YT.
Feel free to TG me.
They ruined NS, I ”colonized” these, they’re cool, they’re my variations, they’re my nicknames, they’re soldiers, they don’t exist.
NS stats went to Simonia-NationStates after being bullied by the others.
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The Dark Aether
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Posts: 59
Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dark Aether » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am

Leave!

911! Murder Drones season 2 won't come out what should i do?!
Last edited by The Dark Aether on Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
Serial Designation N is best boy you can't change my mind. The flesh demands Mangos
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!

NS stats and policies are cannon unless unwise said
You can telegram me if you want too
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Lbaniya
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Posts: 145
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:37 am

Cry.

911, I accidentally restarted the USSR
Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

"Freedom is achieved through people, not through war." | "Свобода достигается через людей, а не через войну."

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Reantreet
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Posts: 97
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Reantreet » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:38 am

arent they online?
ninja'd
uhh well get freedom for them


911 please a silly goober is massacring the gala
Last edited by Reantreet on Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD listen only one of my stats arent canon it is the cannibalism

The orange is god, pie and cake is sin, orange flavored pies and cakes are heresy.
and look at this guy
_[]_
(I Q) ello bruv
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
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Simonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2025
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:43 am

Run away from the gala as fast as possible.
!flesti deppilf sah ytivarg ,119
Hello there. I'm Simonia.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: There were lots of Simonias I’m not affiliated with on NS. Yes, somebody asked if I was one of them.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
I have a YT.
Feel free to TG me.
They ruined NS, I ”colonized” these, they’re cool, they’re my variations, they’re my nicknames, they’re soldiers, they don’t exist.
NS stats went to Simonia-NationStates after being bullied by the others.
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Heilige Drachen
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 20, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Heilige Drachen » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:47 am

Flip it back then. 8)
911, I'm being chased by a house fly
"When the holy Soup Bowl fell from the Sky, two holy Dragons were born. One male, and one female. The male Dragon represented the Truth. The female Dragon represented the Ideals."
NS stats got thrown into the Sun when the hamsters went on strike.
Current year in the Holy Dragon Theocracy is 2001.
DER KOBOLD-STADT NEUIGKEITEN: Riot in Hauptstraße kills 12 and injures 114 (2001/01/27) | Airship crashes in the heart of Zurich, hundreds dead (2001/01/29) | Kobold's Rights Activists become increasingly militant, shots fired indiscriminately in Hamburg (2001/02/04) | Various schools in Berlin receive bomb threats (2001/02/07)
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Lbaniya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lbaniya » Wed Sep 04, 2024 11:49 am

Swat it.

911, I keep getting messaged, help!
Freedom to the grand state of L'bania! | Свободу великому государству Л'бания!

"Freedom is achieved through people, not through war." | "Свобода достигается через людей, а не через войну."

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The Dark Aether
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Nov 16, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dark Aether » Wed Sep 04, 2024 12:07 pm

Skill Issue

911! Murder Drones season 2 won't come out what should i do?!
Serial Designation N is best boy you can't change my mind. The flesh demands Mangos
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!

NS stats and policies are cannon unless unwise said
You can telegram me if you want too
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