CURES CANCER Nutrient brick (2 pounds) RECIPE IMPROVED

[Enzonar]

NUTRIENT BRICK

MAMA MASS'S NEW AND IMPROVED

INGREDIENTS:
Cellulose: 2.5g
Lime juice: 3g
Whole wheat flour: 135g
Fig paste: 105g
Beef lard: 100g
Sugar: 27g
Sodium: 992mg
Added vitamins: 5g
Whey protein extract: 100g
Chocolate chips: 50g
Thiamine: 2mg
Quinine: 5g
Gelatin: 29g
Undisclosed agent: 239g

NUTRITION FACTS: serving size(2 pounds)

Calories: 3130

Fat: 110g

Saturated fat: 70g

Monounsaturated fat: 30g

Polyunsaturated fat: 10g

Cholesterol: 119.9mg

Sodium: 992mg

Carbohydrates: 277g

Sugars: 120g

Protein: 90g

DON'T SWALLOW IT WHOLE, THERES A DEAD RAT INIT

Vitamin A: 100%

Vitamin C: 100%

Calcium: 95%

Iron: 100%

Enzonar's nutrient bricks are made of fresh, home cooked ingredients that will help boost your military's morale, they taste really good, with added vitamins and other things, which have been known to reduce some peoples' cancer.[c] Your military gets a taste of Italy every bite as the true flavours coalesce in your mouth, and fill them, making them perform exceptionally well on the battlefield, with very little steroids and other chemicals added. Just ask our main customers in RJ805sere, who have expressed their love for nutrient bricks, and how they eat them every meal of the day.

Nutrient bricks are the greatest supplementary bricks to give to your military, and people who eat them have been known to stop bullets. At only 5 dollars for 3100 calories there's really nothing more affordable and better for your military than these.

SHIPPING

Direct response: First 30 people to call in receive the blood conductor mothership free!

Price: $5.00 per brick

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Shipping can take 3 days to 5 months depending on if I'm not drooling at my own cooking - Enzo

Nutrient bricks:

Calories: 500

Fat:20g

Cholestorol: 175mg

Sodium: 99mg

Carbohydrate: 25g

Fibres: 2g

Sugar: 25g

Proteins: 20G

5 stars
"Tastes like benadryl"

5 srars
"please give me my wallet back"

5 stars: "i couldnt take it out of my mouth and now im in a wheelchair"

$5 per brick

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[Redeem]

To the Dystopia of Enzonar:

We require a large quantity of bricks for the building of churches. Can these bricks be used for building, or are they only for eating?

Sincerely,
Joseph Jacob
Secretary of Commerce
The Republic of Redeem

[Enzonar]

To the Dystopia of Enzonar:

We require a large quantity of bricks for the building of churches. Can these bricks be used for building, or are they only for eating?

Sincerely,
Joseph Jacob
Secretary of Commerce
The Republic of Redeem

theyre good for building your taste tolerance

oh yeah sure just make sure your subjects dont chew the walls

[Enzonar]

PLS PL

[The Indios Bravos]

Nation name: The Indios Bravos
Amount: 25 Bricks
Payment info:

Payment will be wired to the seller or your nation's treasury

Weight(in case amount is damaged): 50 Pounds

[Enzonar]

Nation name: The Indios Bravos
Amount: 25 Bricks
Payment info:

Payment will be wired to the seller or your nation's treasury

Weight(in case amount is damaged): 50 Pounds

Sending shipment, where are you located? Postal code for your Harbour?

That will be $125

[The Indios Bravos]

Nation name: The Indios Bravos
Amount: 25 Bricks
Payment info:

Payment will be wired to the seller or your nation's treasury

Weight(in case amount is damaged): 50 Pounds

Sending shipment, where are you located? In the universe?

Yeah. Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.

[Enzonar]

Sending shipment, where are you located? In the universe?

Yeah. Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.

Ok, shipment sending

Thanks for 0.5 of an electric tube bullet for my WAR AGAINST YOU

[Enzonar]

PLEASE BUY

[Greater Cetus]

May we buy some?

[Enzonar]

May we buy some?

Sure, just use the application

[TURTLESHROOM II]

FORMAL NOTICE OF IMPORTATION

Nation name: Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of the Confederate Turtles, Mushrooms, and Men of TurtleShroom
Amount: One Ton (907.185 kilograms)
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Payment has been made by multiple private scientific enterprises, donors, and researchers. You will be paid in Skillets. Each Fig Paste Brick weighs two pounds, meaning that one thousand Bricks will be purchased.Your stated offer was $4.50 U/NSD, which means that the shipment will cost eighteen thousand Skillets. You will find the money wired accordingly.

Weight: One Ton (907.185 kilograms).

THIS IMPORT NOTICE AND REQUEST HAS BEEN FILED EXCLUSIVELY BY PRIVATE ACTORS AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE GOVERNMENT OF TURTLESHROOM, OR ANY SUB-REALM, FIEF, LAND, OR PARISH.

[Enzonar]

NUTRIENT BRICK SHIPMENT ACCEPTED: CHARGING PRICE: 10000 DOLLARS.
SHIPMENT COST: 457 DOLLARS
ELIGIBLE FOR BLOOD CONDUCTOR? yes

BANK OF ENZONAR

To: ENZONAR
The amount listed is: Ten-Thousand and four hundred fifty seven dollars
Signature: I LOVE FIG PASTE, ENZONAR HERE HAVE A LICK


Shipping will take a few days, thank you,

Enzonar

[Enzonar]

To the Dystopia of Enzonar:

We require a large quantity of bricks for the building of churches. Can these bricks be used for building, or are they only for eating?

Sincerely,
Joseph Jacob
Secretary of Commerce
The Republic of Redeem

See this guy ate it and hes still uhh alive and well

[Enzonar]

Bump so my bricks can cure aids next

[Enzonar]

FORMAL NOTICE OF IMPORTATION

Nation name: Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of the Confederate Turtles, Mushrooms, and Men of TurtleShroom
Amount: One Ton (907.185 kilograms)
Payment info:

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Payment has been made by multiple private scientific enterprises, donors, and researchers. You will be paid in Skillets. Each Fig Paste Brick weighs two pounds, meaning that one thousand Bricks will be purchased.Your stated offer was $4.50 U/NSD, which means that the shipment will cost eighteen thousand Skillets. You will find the money wired accordingly.

Weight: One Ton (907.185 kilograms).

THIS IMPORT NOTICE AND REQUEST HAS BEEN FILED EXCLUSIVELY BY PRIVATE ACTORS AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE GOVERNMENT OF TURTLESHROOM, OR ANY SUB-REALM, FIEF, LAND, OR PARISH.

Accepted, shipment due in 10 years

[Raymortus]

Nation name: The Confederacy of Raymortus
Amount: 5,000
Payment info:

It appears your nation uses Merits as its main currency. Payment can be in Raymortian credits, or in European euros. Payment will be in the form of an international wire transfer, sent to an Enzonarian bank of your choice.

Weight(in case amount is damaged): 10,000 lb (4,536 kg)

We are mainly interested in the cancer-curing aspect of the bricks. Please send the bricks to Raymortus within 1 month, or you will not receive payment.