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Egg Ander
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Anarchy

Both AN and AAN assassinates YL

Postby Egg Ander » Fri May 24, 2024 7:54 pm

Both AN and AAN teams up and assassinates YL. How would you react?

SEQUEL TO “AN assassinates YN’s Leader” https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=549012
Last edited by Egg Ander on Fri May 24, 2024 7:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Whoever moves first is gay.

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Chicken Ander
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Founded: Jan 02, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Chicken Ander » Fri May 24, 2024 7:55 pm

hi
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Daphomir
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Daphomir » Fri May 24, 2024 7:57 pm

The Supreme Council of Daphomir, acting as the provisional government for the Greater Republic of Daphomir, is appalled to see two nations conspiring to murder our beloved Leader. We will not tolerate this act of unprovoked aggression against our nation. Against our people. The communists have officially made the first move against our country. As a result, we will retaliate upon both of you in order to AVENGE Leader's death.... with fury and blood.
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Cinnaa
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Founded: May 01, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Cinnaa » Fri May 24, 2024 8:02 pm

*In German accent* "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TEAMING UP!? I THOUGHT DAPHOMIR HATED COMMIES! WHY ARE DAPHOMIRIANS TEAMING WITH CHICKEN ANDERIANS!?"
- SubjectF-593, moments before two unknown mercenaries, one from Chicken Ander, one from Daphomir, stab her TWENTY-SEVEN FUCKING TIMES COMBINED, using a dagger.

THE CINNAA TIMES 2024/05/25
The leader of Cinnaa has been assassinated, and investigations lead to an unknown mercenary from Chicken Ander and Daphomir.
We will let you normies know when more evidence turns up.
K bye.

"Hey guys, so war wouldn't be an option, as the military of Daphomir is just too strong, and I don't feel like invading Chicken Ander would do us a favor. I'd say we get the vice-president on diplomatic missions to both Daphomir and Chicken Ander to sort things out peacefully."
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Lethinia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lethinia » Sat May 25, 2024 4:02 am

grrrr i will turn you guys into meat loafs, i will sue you both and use the power of yes's to revive Alisa, i will use the cursed yes's blessing at you guys, full of diseases
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Egg Ander
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Anarchy

Postby Egg Ander » Sat May 25, 2024 10:07 am

/bump
/skipme
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other nation:Chicken Ander
weird video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9orU36moI8
LEADER INFO
He/Him
birthday: june 15, XXXX (i'm not younger than 12)
Lives in Canada
Loves Hockey and CaseOh (too big) (oilers are a w)
Address: you thought
Whoever moves first is gay.

Baby, you got somethin' in your nose, sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? hope you find peace for yourself, new boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void. do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away,You f*cking yourself, do you feel the toy?

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Daphomir
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Daphomir » Sat May 25, 2024 10:13 am

It has come to our attention, and with immense shock and sorrow, that Leader, the most beloved person in all of Daphomir, the one who led this nation to greatness... has been viciously and cowardly MURDERED by the hands of mercenaries from Lethinia and Cinnaa. We had done nothing to provoke this act of aggression against our nation.. against our PEOPLE... and yet they still have decided to do so. Therefore, the Supreme Council of Daphomir hereby declares that Daphomir will stop at NOTHING to avenge our fallen Leader. Therefore, we will now engage in a state of TOTAL. WAR. with Lethinia and Cinnaa, and we will ensure that those two scum-ridden swathes of land are razed to the GROUND... and that their people pay... with blood and merciless death.
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
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Payonia
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Founded: Aug 19, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Payonia » Sat May 25, 2024 10:16 am

“Why on Elle 11 are you two teaming up to assassinate Simone, one of my good friends? She did nothing wrong! We will get revenge and make you pay once and for all! This is not the end of us!” -Payoniaball
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Kelz Jones
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Postby Kelz Jones » Sat May 25, 2024 10:31 am

2 nation worked together to kill Justin we will launch a nuclear war.
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Lethinia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lethinia » Sat May 25, 2024 10:34 am

GRRR I WILL THROW DANGEROUS CURSED yes's blessing AND MAKE YOU CRY
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I legally own the words: Yes's, No'o and Death Chart, will watch forever when you sleep if you have a bad death chart
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ also ignore the Policy Corporal Punishment, No Jails and Child Labour
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Camtropia
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Postby Camtropia » Sat May 25, 2024 11:02 am

Publicly tell all Camtropians who was behind the assassination. Issues sanctions, an embargo, and demand reparations; encourage all allies to do the same. If reparations are not paid, blockade both nations and sink any incoming trade ships until reparations are paid.

Alternatively, if Lethina's very low Defense Forces stats are canon... invade them very easily, and let that be a lesson to KJ as to what will to their happen to their nation if they mess with Camtropia again.
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Postby Saltidia » Sat May 25, 2024 11:05 am

i don't care man we'll get another robot duck
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Great Agony
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Great Agony » Sat May 25, 2024 12:05 pm

Well, she deserved it. She'll come back, though.
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Egg Ander
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Anarchy

Postby Egg Ander » Sat May 25, 2024 4:40 pm

At this point, i will start a nuclear war.
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other nation:Chicken Ander
weird video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9orU36moI8
LEADER INFO
He/Him
birthday: june 15, XXXX (i'm not younger than 12)
Lives in Canada
Loves Hockey and CaseOh (too big) (oilers are a w)
Address: you thought
Whoever moves first is gay.

Baby, you got somethin' in your nose, sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? hope you find peace for yourself, new boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void. do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away,You f*cking yourself, do you feel the toy?

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Bagong Timog Mindanao
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Postby Bagong Timog Mindanao » Sat May 25, 2024 5:11 pm

President Julian Renato Caballero: "who the hell are you guys? And why do you guys have knives. Wait a minute, are you trying to assassinate me? You have to do better that tha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Blood............is...........everywhere.................goodbye, cruel world"
after that, President Julian Renato Caballero left a short message in his voice recording app before he dies after getting stabbed in the chest 13 times

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

Prime Minister Miriam Ferrer Mendoza: This place sure is quiet today. I better take a look at what Mr. President is doing. Hello ther- OH MY GOD, WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!?!?? Wait a minute is that a voice recording? I guess I will listen to it
Prime Minister plays the voice recording
The voice recording said "If you can hear this right now, Prime Minister, the country is now in your ha-.......................WE, GREAT AGONY AND EGG ANDER, HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ASSASSINA-"
Prime Minister pauses the voice recording
Prime Minister Miriam Ferrer Mendoza: We need to declare war against these two nations, NOW. Justice will be served

Too much?
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Egg Ander
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Anarchy

Postby Egg Ander » Mon May 27, 2024 2:57 pm

/bump
The Great Egg Nation of Egg Ander
other nation:Chicken Ander
weird video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9orU36moI8
LEADER INFO
He/Him
birthday: june 15, XXXX (i'm not younger than 12)
Lives in Canada
Loves Hockey and CaseOh (too big) (oilers are a w)
Address: you thought
Whoever moves first is gay.

Baby, you got somethin' in your nose, sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? hope you find peace for yourself, new boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void. do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away,You f*cking yourself, do you feel the toy?

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Gesaria
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Founded: Mar 25, 2024
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Gesaria » Wed May 29, 2024 12:51 am

Statement on the assasination of Tosen Aghavati and attempted assasination of Princess Selena
-Issued by Tshering Tamang(Foreign Affairs)

To the above nations of Egg Ander and Bagong Timog Mindanao,

We are appalled by your aggressive actions towards us ,our government and our people.We have been a neutral nation for centuries,and we have always strived for peace with our neighbours.That was until you,driven by your delusional and egotistic desires,carried out an assassination of our peacemaking leaders.We have always conducted a forgiving approach in our Foreign Affairs,and we have always strived for peace.But there are some actions towards us that are impossible to forgive,and your aggression meets such criteria.We will avenge our fallen leaders by bringing death and destruction to you,and all of your puppets and cronies,the complete destruction of your evil government.We shall retalitate by delivering upon you death and destruction.

To the nation of Egg Ander,blinded by your delusion,you have betrayed a fellow nation of your region,The North Pacific.We are both fellow citizens of the glorious North,and we should be working together to improve the North Pacific on the world stage.But instead of that,you have chosen to be aggressive to fellow nations in the region,nations who if you were ever invaded by another region,would come to your aid.You have betrayed the region that raised you,offered protection to you,and helped you in growing and flourishing.We believe you have made a mistake,and you will suffer the consequences of such.

To Bagong Timog Mindanao--bilang isang mamamayan ng Pilipinas,at ang Tagalog bilang aking katutubong wika,kami ay nabigla sa iyong kaharasan sa amin at nakikita namin ang iyong pagtaksil sa bansang Pilipinas.Ikaw ay itinuturi namin bilang isang nag-aalsang rehiyon at ang iyong pamahalaan ay isang traydor sa tinubuang lupa.Ikaw ay sumusuporta sa kaguluhan at naghahangad ng pagkasira ng kapayapaan at naghahangad ng digmaan.Dahil dito,itinuturi namin bilang aming tungkulin na durugin ang iyong rebelyon,pabagsakin ang iyong pamahalaan at ipagkaisa muli ang Mindanao at Pilipinas.

You may not have killed our beloved Princess,but you have shown to the world that you are willing to mercilessly slaughter a 12 year old for your evil desires.You have shown to the world that you are aggressive nations that must be neutralized and destroyed.The power of Gesar is with us,and we shall prove to not only the world but to our ancestors,that the blood of Bishnu still flows within us,and that we shall carry on their legacy as fearsome warriors.You have not weakened our morale and unity by murdering our leaders,instead,you have only strengthened our resolve and our desire to see you reduced to nothing but an insignificant chapter in history.

-Signed
Samuel Osborn
Sasha Yashamenkov
Pavlov Voroshilov
Winston Notsmith
Tshering Tamang
Darren Gurung
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Postby Ferrari 360 Modena » Wed May 29, 2024 6:20 am

FERRALIA DAILY NEWS NETWORK - PRESIDENT GOES UP IN FLAMES
May 29th, 2024, 6:21 PM FAST
By Ferrari F40, FDNN Newspaper, TV News and Digital News Issuer

Recently, terrorists from Bagong Timog Mindanao and Gesaria, one armed with an RPG and another with an AK-47, have assassinated our president, Ferrari 360 Modena. Foreign witnesses from Porschton, Toyotia and Nissanland have described the assassination as "a disaster, one immobilizing the president and another blasting a rocket into his heart", and one from Chevria even caught footage of him as the assassination happened. An autopsy wrecker from Chevria was dispatched to bring the president to the autopsy room, with the autopsy showing more evidence that terrorists have assassinated the president, which led to growing tensions with BTM and Gesaria. One day later, the president was laid in a coffin, and a funeral wrecker from Hyundalia was dispatched to bring him to a massive funeral chapel in Ferriton, where his coffin may be presented. On the day that he was about to reach his final resting place, a Fordland funeral wrecker was dispatched to bring him to his final resting place, where he was about to get crushed into a cube. After the coffin was aligned with the crusher, it then closed up and prayers began as his soul reached heaven, to meet with his friends. 360 Modena's grave can be found in Ferriton Cathedral, where it is marked with a sculpture of him and all the good deeds that he did. On other news, BTM and Gesaria may be entering a period of war with Ferralia soon. This is F40 of FDNN, signing out.
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Lethinia
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Postby Lethinia » Wed May 29, 2024 6:21 am

I am very angry and sad

Yes’s blessing will do its thing and revive the empress back!
The Many Imperial Duchies, Domains, Earldoms, Principalities, Vassals, Lordships, Counties, Viscounties, Colonies and Kingdoms of Lethinia
I legally own the words: Yes's, No'o and Death Chart, will watch forever when you sleep if you have a bad death chart
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ also ignore the Policy Corporal Punishment, No Jails and Child Labour
please praise the ✧ Yes's ✧ & :・゚ No'o :・゚ god for a free Lethini blessing
I am a Death Chart Critic PROFESSIONAL Death Chart Critic
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Egg Ander
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Anarchy

Postby Egg Ander » Sat Jun 08, 2024 6:56 pm

/bump
/skipme
The Great Egg Nation of Egg Ander
other nation:Chicken Ander
weird video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9orU36moI8
LEADER INFO
He/Him
birthday: june 15, XXXX (i'm not younger than 12)
Lives in Canada
Loves Hockey and CaseOh (too big) (oilers are a w)
Address: you thought
Whoever moves first is gay.

Baby, you got somethin' in your nose, sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? hope you find peace for yourself, new boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void. do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away,You f*cking yourself, do you feel the toy?

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Ferrari 360 Modena
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Postby Ferrari 360 Modena » Thu Jun 13, 2024 4:02 am

/bumper
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The CAts21347 Empire
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Postby The CAts21347 Empire » Mon Jun 17, 2024 5:57 pm

We have been attacked! It seems that assassins, wait, one is a car? Has assassinated the Emperor!
*Wild Cheering barley contained by the national guard *
Two nations worked together, and together they shall fall! In the meantime, the crown prince will be-
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The Kalythian Star
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Postby The Kalythian Star » Mon Jun 17, 2024 6:36 pm

“War on two fronts! Time to attack! Knock out CAts21347 first, they’re the bigger threat, then focus on the car country before they bring more allies in! Chaaaaaaarge!”
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Postby The Indios Bravos » Mon Jun 17, 2024 6:40 pm

"Ok ok, shut up about the Cats, why did the Kalythians do this? Anyways..."
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