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[JOKE] Condemn Cinnaa

Postby Cinnaa » Thu May 23, 2024 10:34 am

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Shocked that Cinnaa hates communism,

Appalled that Cinnaa believes in the free market,

Disgusted that Cinnaa is racist for the sole reason of being capitalist,

Hereby condemns Cinnaa.
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Postby Libertarian Negev » Thu May 23, 2024 10:38 am

Would probably pass due to the large communist population of NS.

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Postby Israel and the Sinai » Thu May 23, 2024 10:39 am

This must be passed into code, such an abhorrent nation must be condemned to the fullest extent.
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Postby Cinnaa » Thu May 23, 2024 10:46 am

Libertarian Negev wrote:Would probably pass due to the large communist population of NS.

I actually don't think that this joke resolution would even get to the voting stage if submitted despite this information.

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Postby Libertarian Negev » Thu May 23, 2024 10:49 am

Cinnaa wrote:
Libertarian Negev wrote:Would probably pass due to the large communist population of NS.

I actually don't think that this joke resolution would even get to the voting stage if submitted despite this information.

Just remove the “[Joke]” and get some prominent anti-fascist to propose it, and it’ll pass. You should also add something about how you’re racist for being a capitalist since capitalism is racist according to leftists.
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Postby Geopolity » Thu May 23, 2024 10:57 am

Can't wait to see BBD's response on this one.
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Postby Cinnaa » Thu May 23, 2024 11:00 am

Geopolity wrote:Can't wait to see BBD's response on this one.

I'm pretty sure he's gonna say some joke response due to it being an obvious joke.

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Postby Floofybit » Thu May 23, 2024 11:09 am

Did you just admit to being racist?
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Postby Fachumonn » Thu May 23, 2024 11:11 am

Cinnaa wrote:
Geopolity wrote:Can't wait to see BBD's response on this one.

I'm pretty sure he's gonna say some joke response due to it being an obvious joke.

If you think that's gonna happen you don't know BBD. :)
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Postby Cinnaa » Thu May 23, 2024 11:11 am

Floofybit wrote:Did you just admit to being racist?

Yeah I'm totally racist for being a capitalist./j

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Postby Three Galaxies » Thu May 23, 2024 11:12 am

The God Emperor endorses this!

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Postby Cyptopir » Thu May 23, 2024 11:13 am

Still salty that people didn't like your godawful proposal, I see.
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Postby Aadhirisian Puppet Nation » Thu May 23, 2024 11:16 am

Cyptopir wrote:Still salty that people didn't like your godawful proposal, I see.

Lmao

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Postby The Kharkivan Cossacks » Thu May 23, 2024 11:29 am

Cyptopir wrote:Still salty that people didn't like your godawful proposal, I see.

Not the "Condemn the Communist bloc" (Number who knows at this point)
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Postby Repreteop » Thu May 23, 2024 11:33 am

Were the other ones supposed to have [JOKE] in them?
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Postby Tungstan » Thu May 23, 2024 11:38 am

If you're going to make a joke proposal, you could at the very least make it actually funny rather than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
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Postby Aadhirisian Puppet Nation » Thu May 23, 2024 11:49 am

Tungstan wrote:If you're going to make a joke proposal, you could at the very least make it actually funny rather than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
Agreed.

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Postby The Kharkivan Cossacks » Thu May 23, 2024 11:49 am

Tungstan wrote:If you're going to make a joke proposal, you could at the very least make it actually funny rather than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

It's less of a joke and more of a self-centered one.
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Postby Orcuo » Thu May 23, 2024 11:50 am

Here before BBD can say, “Jokes are suppose to be funny.”
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Postby Fachumonn » Thu May 23, 2024 11:52 am

Still trying to find the joke. Oh wait, it's an attention seeker
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Postby Ostrovskiy » Thu May 23, 2024 12:24 pm

Geopolity wrote:Can't wait to see BBD's response on this one.

Hi, BBD +5 SC resolutions - 15 or so years of experience - 30 or so years of real age -BBDs personality +my personality here,

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Postby Lbaniya » Thu May 23, 2024 12:28 pm

Libertarian Negev wrote:
Cinnaa wrote:I actually don't think that this joke resolution would even get to the voting stage if submitted despite this information.

Just remove the “[Joke]” and get some prominent anti-fascist to propose it, and it’ll pass. You should also add something about how you’re racist for being a capitalist since capitalism is racist according to leftists.

I have never heard anyone call capitalism racist. Not even from leftists.
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Postby Nightingalia » Thu May 23, 2024 12:32 pm

Tungstan wrote:If you're going to make a joke proposal, you could at the very least make it actually funny rather than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

Nah, it's a good joke, but a niche one. It doesn't make you smile if you are a leftist.

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Postby Burgerslandia » Thu May 23, 2024 12:36 pm

you're not funny
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Postby Geopolity » Thu May 23, 2024 12:37 pm

Ostrovskiy wrote:
Geopolity wrote:Can't wait to see BBD's response on this one.

Hi, BBD +5 SC resolutions - 15 or so years of experience - 30 or so years of real age -BBDs personality +my personality here,

Another fecking badly written badge hunt


This gave me a good laugh, thank you for that lol.

But otherwise, agreed on what people have said previously, there's a lot of salt here.
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