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[JOKE] Condemn The Communist Bloc

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[JOKE] Condemn The Communist Bloc

Postby TheSapphire » Tue May 21, 2024 9:08 pm

It is the dream of every aspiring anti-communist legislator to advance the cause of Capitalism and Freedom and stop the commies. Naturally, seeing that there is a large region called The Communist Bloc, it comes naturally to the aspiring anti-communist legislator to condemn the Communist Bloc in the crusade to advance Freedom
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Noting that communism and socialism are bad,

Praising capitalism and free markets as good,

Horrified that The Communist Bloc exists,

Ignoring the other communist regions that exist,

Thereby condemns The Communist Bloc
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Postby Waffles » Thu May 23, 2024 7:40 pm

people like this should have their mouths zipped its getting really old

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Postby 0cala » Thu May 23, 2024 8:26 pm

Waffles wrote:people like this should have their mouths zipped its getting really old

Take a joke ❄.
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Postby Waffles » Thu May 23, 2024 9:35 pm

0cala wrote:
Waffles wrote:people like this should have their mouths zipped its getting really old

Take a joke ❄.


jokes are supposed to be funny but your profile gave me a good laugh so im fine now


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Postby Kostane » Thu May 23, 2024 9:44 pm

Y’all know there’s a thread for joke proposals, right?

It seems like it’s been a while since people have posted there, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be gravedigging to post in that thread since there’s no interaction with past proposals. Might want to consult with a mod on that, or otherwise make a new thread. But posting a thread separately for each joke proposal gives more desperate attention-seeking vibes than actual joking.

EDIT: it appears the thread says GA joke proposals, but 1) a similar thing could be done for the SC or 2) there’s no reason why the thread needs to be limited to the GA. Just please stop making so many separate threads, it’s getting a little annoying.
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Postby 0cala » Fri May 24, 2024 5:52 pm

Waffles wrote:
0cala wrote:Take a joke ❄.


jokes are supposed to be funny but your profile gave me a good laugh so im fine now

Ok "waffles", Lmao.
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Postby Fachumonn » Fri May 24, 2024 6:37 pm

Kostane wrote:Y’all know there’s a thread for joke proposals, right?

It seems like it’s been a while since people have posted there, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be gravedigging to post in that thread since there’s no interaction with past proposals. Might want to consult with a mod on that, or otherwise make a new thread. But posting a thread separately for each joke proposal gives more desperate attention-seeking vibes than actual joking.

EDIT: it appears the thread says GA joke proposals, but 1) a similar thing could be done for the SC or 2) there’s no reason why the thread needs to be limited to the GA. Just please stop making so many separate threads, it’s getting a little annoying.

That's for the GA. It explicitly states you should not post SC joke proposals there. The reason there isn't an SC joke thread is something along the lines of "we don't want to kill the creativity or expression in this chamber". I remember they said that on this topic.

Edit: Here's one source.
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Postby Fort Viorlia » Fri May 24, 2024 6:39 pm

Can people stop posting absolute bullshit?
I agree with the contents, which makes this even more unfunny.

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Postby Haganham » Sat May 25, 2024 7:56 am

Kostane wrote:Y’all know there’s a thread for joke proposals, right?

It seems like it’s been a while since people have posted there, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be gravedigging to post in that thread since there’s no interaction with past proposals. Might want to consult with a mod on that, or otherwise make a new thread. But posting a thread separately for each joke proposal gives more desperate attention-seeking vibes than actual joking.

EDIT: it appears the thread says GA joke proposals, but 1) a similar thing could be done for the SC or 2) there’s no reason why the thread needs to be limited to the GA. Just please stop making so many separate threads, it’s getting a little annoying.

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Postby Picairn » Sat May 25, 2024 7:58 am

These jokey Condemn TCB proposals are getting stale, none of them are uniquely funny at this point.
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Postby Ravemath » Sat May 25, 2024 8:02 am

what's wrong with freedom???? fuck totaliranism!!!!
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