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Orcuo
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Selling Meat for Low Prices

Postby Orcuo » Tue May 21, 2024 1:23 pm

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Cheap Meat for Sale


Are you looking for a source of cheap meat? Rather you rule a nation and need to feed a hungry populous or just someone looking to buy some cheap meat, we have the solution for you! Introducing, scallop meat! This delicious dining experience is one that’s affordable and luxurious. Scallop meat is rich in protein, vitamins B12 and B6, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, and zinc. It's also a good source of omega-3 fatty acids, which are beneficial for heart health. So what are you waiting for? Get some scallop meat today! But hurry while supplies lasts!

Scallop: One Pound = 8.00 NSD (Shipping Not Included)
(9,000 Pounds in Stock Left) - (Meat frozen, scallops harvested from ocean.)


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[b]Name of Individual Buyer/Organization:[/b]
[b]Name of Nation Buyer Is In:[/b]
[b]How Many Pounds:[/b]
[b]Would You Like A Complimentary Chocolate With Your Purchase: (Yes/No)[/b]


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New Crywyzyxycynya
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Postby New Crywyzyxycynya » Tue May 21, 2024 1:25 pm

Name of Individual Buyer/Organization: New Crywyzyxycynyan Ministry of International Affairs
Name of Nation Buyer Is In: New Crywyzyxycynya
How Many Pounds: 1,000
Would You Like A Complimentary Chocolate With Your Purchase: Yes
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Postby Orcuo » Tue May 21, 2024 1:30 pm

New Crywyzyxycynya wrote:Name of Individual Buyer/Organization: New Crywyzyxycynyan Ministry of International Affairs
Name of Nation Buyer Is In: New Crywyzyxycynya
How Many Pounds: 1,000
Would You Like A Complimentary Chocolate With Your Purchase: Yes

Purchase Request - Accepted
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Bukhara Empire
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Postby Bukhara Empire » Tue May 21, 2024 2:04 pm

can i buy it? :blink: :) :unsure:

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Postby Jabberwocky » Tue May 21, 2024 2:06 pm

Sorry, my wife dislikes scallops.
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Postby Orcuo » Tue May 21, 2024 2:14 pm

Bukhara Empire wrote:can i buy it? :blink: :) :unsure:

Sure, just fill out the form.
Jabberwocky wrote:Sorry, my wife dislikes scallops.

Drat.
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Postby Great Agony » Fri May 24, 2024 8:43 am

Question: Do you sell human meat?
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Postby Orcuo » Fri May 24, 2024 9:14 am

Great Agony wrote:Question: Do you sell human meat?

No. I mean, not *here* anyway…
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Postby Floofybit » Fri May 24, 2024 9:17 am

Can we get the meat still living? Or just the complementary chocolate?
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Postby Nu Elysium » Fri May 24, 2024 9:18 am

Are you reselling the scallops you bought here? If so, that's kinda based ngl
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Postby United Racist Ducks » Fri May 24, 2024 9:22 am

Name of Individual Buyer/Organization: George Quackington
Name of Nation Buyer Is In: United Racist Ducks
How Many Pounds: 10,000
Would You Like A Complimentary Chocolate With Your Purchase: (Yes/No) Duh, Yes
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Postby Orcuo » Fri May 24, 2024 10:27 am

Floofybit wrote:Can we get the meat still living? Or just the complementary chocolate?

No.
Nu Elysium wrote:Are you reselling the scallops you bought here? If so, that's kinda based ngl

OrcCorp cannot issue a statement at this time.
United Racist Ducks wrote:Name of Individual Buyer/Organization: George Quackington
Name of Nation Buyer Is In: United Racist Ducks
How Many Pounds: 10,000
Would You Like A Complimentary Chocolate With Your Purchase: (Yes/No) Duh, Yes

I’m afraid we only have 9,000 pounds left in current stock. Would you like to purchase that amount instead?
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Postby Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries » Fri May 24, 2024 10:29 am

Would you object if we used it for blast testing by strapping said meat obelisks to chairs and throwing primed mortar shells at it
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Postby Orcuo » Fri May 24, 2024 11:13 am

Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries wrote:Would you object if we used it for blast testing by strapping said meat obelisks to chairs and throwing primed mortar shells at it

No.
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