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Gryaz
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Toilet Review

Postby Gryaz » Sat May 18, 2024 9:48 pm

Inspired by a running gag in the vlog videos of Alina Olesheva (drummer of Kis-Kis).

Review a toilet in AN. Could be a bathroom/washroom or a portapotty. Ratings are 1-10. Keep it SFW, please.

I'll go first: UCP's bathroom is very clean. There is plenty of paper and even an air freshener on the counter. Soap dispenser is full and the sink works perfectly. 10/10
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby GIMMICK NATION » Sat May 18, 2024 10:59 pm

Facilities were clean and well stocked, but the cat staring at me was a bit unsettling. 8/10.

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Postby Lethinia » Sat May 18, 2024 11:01 pm

uhm, its nice ig... 7/10
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Postby Inner Albania » Sat May 18, 2024 11:02 pm

6/10 Not skibidi enough
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Postby Gryaz » Sun May 19, 2024 5:59 am

Clean and had toilet paper. The soap dispenser was working, but the sink pressure was too high and blasted me in the face. 6/10
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Postby Bagong Timog Mindanao » Sun May 19, 2024 6:50 am

7/10

Decent toilets. There are a lot of cats though. Cant complain because I love cats
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cerespasia » Sun May 19, 2024 6:59 am

2/10

Decrepit, mossy (nearly the entire bottom walls are caked in moss), very dim lighting, had goosebumps being in there the entire time because of a giant fuck off huntsman spider hanging in the fucking ceiling mixed in with the already nightmare fuel bathroom I found myself in.
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The dragonian knigths » Sun May 19, 2024 7:03 am

5/10

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Postby Gryaz » Sun May 19, 2024 8:15 pm

Very dark and dirty. No paper at all so I had to use a napkin I had with me. No sink or soap at all. Not even a real toilet; it was just a bucket in a cave. 1/10
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Postby Daphomir » Sun May 19, 2024 8:16 pm

5/10; tolerable, but not ideal- wait is this a CAT TOILET??? Goodness me I could not tell because it was so dark in here. 1/10!
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Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun May 19, 2024 8:59 pm

Daphomir wrote:5/10; tolerable, but not ideal- wait is this a CAT TOILET??? Goodness me I could not tell because it was so dark in here. 1/10!

It's equipped with state-of-the-art water-saving technology. Looks like the conservation of natural resources is a top priority for Daphomir. 8/10
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Postby Gryaz » Mon May 20, 2024 4:41 am

Very clean and fully stocked with toilet paper. Soap dispenser was full and working. The sink was one of those water-saving ones that relies on motion-sensing; a little annoying, but it's for a good cause. 9/10
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Olmanar » Mon May 20, 2024 4:44 am

Was horrible, it was just a sand puddle with already a few poops. And it ever had some flies! -1/10.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kareniya » Mon May 20, 2024 6:25 am

Pretty average. Decently clean. 7/10
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Postby Changjo » Mon May 20, 2024 6:31 am

Clean but its obviously been used A LOT.. socialist toilets 6/10
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Postby Mardesurria » Mon May 20, 2024 6:32 am

8.5/10. Very good quality.
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Postby Gryaz » Mon May 20, 2024 7:22 pm

/bump
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Postby Lumaterra » Mon May 20, 2024 7:26 pm

5/10 literally made out of ice
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Postby Ravemath » Mon May 20, 2024 7:29 pm

-0.1/10, too small of a toilet to even be usable
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Postby Nu Elysium » Mon May 20, 2024 7:35 pm

It forced me to do a math equation before i could sit on it and before i could flush. 2/10 do not use.
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Postby The Children of Mercy » Mon May 20, 2024 7:39 pm

Wonderful experience, I stayed for longer just to enjoy the atmosphere. 9/10
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Postby Russian Brotherhood » Mon May 20, 2024 7:42 pm

A person said came to form the toilet and was saying "skibidi" -100/10
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Postby Daphomir » Mon May 20, 2024 7:45 pm

6/10; not the most ideal, but tolerable.
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Postby Ineva » Mon May 20, 2024 7:55 pm

7/10. It was a very clean facility and the soap and water were great, but the pay-to-enter feature and red hammer and sickle toilet tissue were a bit much for my taste. Otherwise, though, I cannot complain.
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Postby Gryaz » Tue May 21, 2024 1:01 pm

Average quality otherwise, but I kept feeling like I was being watched the whole time. 1/10
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