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A United American Empire
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Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

NS Against Humanity

Postby A United American Empire » Wed May 15, 2024 6:09 pm

It's like Cards Against Humanity where you have a sentence and your goal is to fill in the blank and make the sentence funny. You can make it a question as well, the answer just has to be funny.
Nation 1: Man, I wasn't expecting ___________.

Nation 2: The Spanish Inquisition
The only thing we have to fear is __________.

Nation 3: Pancakes
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nation 4: To prove it wasn't chicken

You get the picture

I'll begin: You're on a first date. What's an instant red flag?

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Cinnaa
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Posts: 125
Founded: May 01, 2024
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Cinnaa » Wed May 15, 2024 7:12 pm

Grapefruits.
The only thing stopping games going past level 155 on an NES Tetris cartridge is _________.

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Beliras
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Posts: 199
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Wed May 15, 2024 9:25 pm

The NES overheating.

The Nissan's engine couldn't start, and the mechanic thinks it's because ____________.
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"/[000]Oo)==={I}===(oO[000]\" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
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PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Daphomir
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Posts: 671
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Daphomir » Wed May 15, 2024 9:31 pm

It ran out of apple juice.


The economy is crumbling due to __________.
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Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism
NDDR: Level 3
All NS stats are canon (except for Atheism)

NATION CLASSIFICATION IS NOT CANON

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Tungstan
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Posts: 520
Founded: May 10, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tungstan » Wed May 15, 2024 10:02 pm

The economy prospering.
I love to eat ___________.
Alexandre Dumas wrote:Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.
Scott Spencer wrote:I surely don't think ignorance is bliss. But like everything else that has survived thousands of years of human evolution, ignorance - like denial, self-delusion, and magical thinking - seems to have its uses.

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Evil Zarolandia
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Posts: 14
Founded: May 10, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Evil Zarolandia » Wed May 15, 2024 10:04 pm

Walt Disney's frozen head



"Oh please be anything but ___!"
We aren't Zarolandia! (Pronounced "Saar-oh-land-ee-uh")
Pro-Ripple Effect

All jokes aside, this is an alt account of Sarolandia meant for the sole purpose of a joke on TET. Mostly gonna serve as an F7 puppet.

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Geektopia
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Posts: 533
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Geektopia » Wed May 15, 2024 10:09 pm

the shame I brought on my ancestors
It all comes down to two words, Oppenheimer: _____ _____
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FACTBOOKS
Royalty: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gee ... id=1198022
Language: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gee ... id=1288251
Rugby: Rugby Sevens Bowl (2nd), Rugby World Cup 28 (R16)
Assoc. Football: CoH 77 (2nd), Di Bradini Cup 48 (Ro16), World Cup 86 (Qualifying), CoH 78 (Group Stage), World Cup 87 (Ro16), World Cup 88 (Qualifying), Di Bradini Cup 50 (Group Stage), The National in Xanneria (1st), World Cup 89 (Qualifying), CoH 81 (Ro16), World Cup 90 (Qualifying), CoH 82 (Group Stage)
Lacrosse: World Championships 28 (Group Stage), World Championships 33 (Group Stage), World Championships 34 (Group Stage)
Kosovo is Kosovo and they play pretty good football to boot :)

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Tesseris
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Posts: 154
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tesseris » Wed May 15, 2024 11:54 pm

Kamehameha Summoner

Gavrilo Princip, who ____ ____ (two words)
User of previous nations Stella Nera and Ignis Ferreus. NS Stats and Polices Are Not Canon, Use Factbooks

A nation that stands for humanity, against the Divine Oppressor Deus.

Current Year 1910 AC. Population, 80 million. Militaristic Meritocracy.

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Greater Aswal
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Posts: 658
Founded: Jan 01, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Aswal » Wed May 15, 2024 11:56 pm

Grilled you?

Okay guys, enough of (blank)
Wallingtonshire wrote:President Petrov be pulling all the shawties
Terra Magnifica Gloria wrote:I know it means “barrack” as in the military building to house troops but for some reason when I first read the title I thought it was a therapy clinic run by Barack Obama.
Christian. I think worship of Mary is idolatry. I still pray to Mary and The Saints but the prayers are for intercession, not worship. What enters a man's mouth doesn't make him unclean, but it is what comes out of his mouth that makes him unclean!
IC Name : The Armed Republic of Greater Aswal and South Jakea

LIVE |—————⏮️▶️⏭️: You matter! Jesus loves you!| South Jakea annexed, Aswal is renamed!| Ex-president Barack Obama opens therapy clinic

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Trivalve
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Posts: 414
Founded: Jun 17, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Trivalve » Wed May 15, 2024 11:59 pm

Do they know about Cards against nationstates?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=cards
/skipme
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Former Minister of On-Site Events the South Pacific, Delegates Advisory Council the South Pacific, Founder and Head ISO of Crimson Spire, former Local Councillor of the South Pacific, Creator and Head of the Regional Development program, former Deputy Councillor of the South Pacific.

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East Leaf Republic
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Posts: 279
Founded: Feb 18, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby East Leaf Republic » Thu May 16, 2024 12:55 am

humanity existing.

Hey guys, should we ______?
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✿ Bloody Wednesday | ✿ The Second Asia

Trans Rights Are Human Rights

NS's profesional factbook format critic.

葉Today: Luxembourg attacks East Coast of Leaf at 6:30 AM, RAIJINs rapid-crash helicopters | China attacks ship from Arzastan carrying weapons | Leaf commences military training with India at Himalaya Military Base.
ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ This is Kitty. Copy & Paste her into your signature so she can rule the world.

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The Kingdom of the Three Isles
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Posts: 787
Founded: Jun 01, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Kingdom of the Three Isles » Thu May 16, 2024 1:02 am

"...raid that random slavery thread I've been seeing a lot recently?"

"Perhaps we should build a..."
No, this is not the Iron Cross (I swear), and no I ain’t a N@zi.
Ordo Theutonicorum wrote: they have a cross-pattee on their flag??
Those who say they are based aren’t based. Those who say they are humble ain’t humble. Those who say they are chads ain’t chads.

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Azurnailia
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Posts: 368
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Azurnailia » Thu May 16, 2024 1:29 am

“Labor camp :)

Hello there! I play____!
Welcome to Azurnailia! Finding and destroying anyone who outstamps Political rights since 1793!
Come join the fun here
Military behind? come to Reppū Industries!
Fourth Great Trial (IGT): Azumen 2
Operation Ocean Might: Azumen 4


─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─
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The Champions League
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Posts: 566
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Thu May 16, 2024 1:35 am

Hide-and-seek naked

Oh no! (blank) ate my homework!

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Tesseris
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Posts: 154
Founded: Apr 25, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tesseris » Thu May 16, 2024 1:49 am

Oh no! Procrastination Monkey ate my homework!

The best Anime Waifu is ____
User of previous nations Stella Nera and Ignis Ferreus. NS Stats and Polices Are Not Canon, Use Factbooks

A nation that stands for humanity, against the Divine Oppressor Deus.

Current Year 1910 AC. Population, 80 million. Militaristic Meritocracy.

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Azurnailia
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Posts: 368
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Azurnailia » Thu May 16, 2024 1:50 am

KAWAKAZE BABY!

Oh no, ______ is commiting war crimes on the forum again
Welcome to Azurnailia! Finding and destroying anyone who outstamps Political rights since 1793!
Come join the fun here
Military behind? come to Reppū Industries!
Fourth Great Trial (IGT): Azumen 2
Operation Ocean Might: Azumen 4


─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─
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A United American Empire
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Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby A United American Empire » Thu May 16, 2024 6:50 am

Trivalve wrote:Do they know about Cards against nationstates?
https://www.nationstates.net/page=cards
/skipme


What, I thought this idea wasn't done before
/skipme

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Matamorosia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Matamorosia » Thu May 16, 2024 6:57 am

a baby who is playing on a high priced pc

Wow, I now know how much I don’t care about ___!
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The Remixi Times, May: Traffic Jam leaves Novo Jarkö unsupplied. Distance smaller than Plank Length discovered, measured at 10^-55m. Cheat detected! - <Plague Name> is a cheat! For obvious reasons, you will not be given a score. Burger joint shut down, burgers too crusty. Honšu experiences Heatwave of 40°C.

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Vive Salem
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Posts: 79
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vive Salem » Thu May 16, 2024 7:05 am

Babies crying.

I sure do love me some good _____!
Vive Salem is a militaristic dictatorship that is using advantage of the fact that it is the last remaining nation on Earth(since all the other nations died out due to a nuclear war known as the Great Catastrophe)to further oppress it's citizens.
Tʜᴇ Dɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴏʀsʜɪᴘ ᴏғ Vɪᴠᴇ Sʟᴇᴍ"Fᴏʟʜᴏʀ Dᴇɪɴ Lɪᴇʀᴇʀ!"
Post-apocalyptic sole survivor of two consecutive worldwide cataclysms. Dictatorial and oppressive; approach with caution.


Gᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ Bʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀsᴛ ≛ I Vive Salem has seen an unexpected rise in their economy,primarily due to the efforts by the government | About a hundred Raiders have been caught openly protesting in the streets of Wolkenschloss |

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Statesburg
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Posts: 853
Founded: May 11, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Statesburg » Thu May 16, 2024 7:39 am

late-stage capitalism

_______ is the opium of the masses.
Statesburg™: DisagreementDefamation. I’m not from Spokane. If you’re going to one-line, make it good.
TG me if you want to talk about random stuff or if you want a countryball. Self-deprecation is my one skill. I eat bassoons when I’m called British, even by myself. I hit 100 before Canada Day!
Bassoons™ eaten: 14177
NS stats are cannon, meaning they were shot out one. The sig news is canon (not cannon.)
I’m a basket case hailing from the glorious bioregion of Cascadia. I support Cascadian secession/unity. Statesburg usually represents my views. The one true Washington is the state.

THE CITYSTADT CHRONICLE: Statesburg celebrates first birthday // Toy hammer production up 84% since 2023 // Dropkick Murphys visit Statesburg // Head Comrade O’Cannon launched from a cannon // Help me, I can’t write

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Mardesurria
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Posts: 135
Founded: May 11, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mardesurria » Thu May 16, 2024 7:42 am

CaseOh’s immense weight

When you think about it, life ______.
Mardesurria
The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft and Gran Turismo.
“Call me Asparagus! - DJ Khaled

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Greater Aswal
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Posts: 658
Founded: Jan 01, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Aswal » Thu May 16, 2024 7:42 am

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria

Ninja’d

Is Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria

Aw come on dude, there’s no way you don’t like (Blank)!
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Wallingtonshire wrote:President Petrov be pulling all the shawties
Terra Magnifica Gloria wrote:I know it means “barrack” as in the military building to house troops but for some reason when I first read the title I thought it was a therapy clinic run by Barack Obama.
Christian. I think worship of Mary is idolatry. I still pray to Mary and The Saints but the prayers are for intercession, not worship. What enters a man's mouth doesn't make him unclean, but it is what comes out of his mouth that makes him unclean!
IC Name : The Armed Republic of Greater Aswal and South Jakea

LIVE |—————⏮️▶️⏭️: You matter! Jesus loves you!| South Jakea annexed, Aswal is renamed!| Ex-president Barack Obama opens therapy clinic

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Vive Salem
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Posts: 79
Founded: Jan 12, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vive Salem » Thu May 16, 2024 7:56 am

Eating cupcakes.

What is that?Is that a ____?
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Vive Salem is a militaristic dictatorship that is using advantage of the fact that it is the last remaining nation on Earth(since all the other nations died out due to a nuclear war known as the Great Catastrophe)to further oppress it's citizens.
Tʜᴇ Dɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴏʀsʜɪᴘ ᴏғ Vɪᴠᴇ Sʟᴇᴍ"Fᴏʟʜᴏʀ Dᴇɪɴ Lɪᴇʀᴇʀ!"
Post-apocalyptic sole survivor of two consecutive worldwide cataclysms. Dictatorial and oppressive; approach with caution.


Gᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ Bʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀsᴛ ≛ I Vive Salem has seen an unexpected rise in their economy,primarily due to the efforts by the government | About a hundred Raiders have been caught openly protesting in the streets of Wolkenschloss |

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The Champions League
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Posts: 566
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Champions League » Thu May 16, 2024 2:26 pm

Drugged unicorn

We'll have a themed-party! The theme will be (blank).

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Vonum
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Posts: 886
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Thu May 16, 2024 2:30 pm

a Mental Health Awareness Assembly

All that glitters is not ______
>>>>>>
Zara Del Rey wins Vonum their 5th NationVision Win!
Lika Hittuni, the renowned 'Female Rapist' has been arrested. She is in custody after raping 7 men.
Police stop a riot supporting Nazism in downtown Miami
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Xertæ: 24ºC, Sunny
Exeta: 23ºC, Sunny
Miami: 31ºC, Sunny
Lijkyao: 21ºC, Sunny
Craonyao: 22ºC, Sunny
Onacita: 27ºC, Sunny

Nationa Informatia: Very hot, very sunny.

5-time NV Winner

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