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George Fenwick and Son
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Selling slaves

Postby George Fenwick and Son » Mon May 13, 2024 7:16 pm

We are selling slaves.

MARKET-BASED SOLUTIONS //

Interns demanding $18-an-hour wages again? Fruit pickers starting to unionise? We know how it feels. In the modern world, the services we provide are the solutions to your problems. So relax and let the Munkcestrian Slave Market take care of them for you.


LOW-COST, HIGH-QUALITY //

Tired of astronomical prices for abysmal standards? We at the Munkcestrian Slave Market have you covered. All educated slaves have been verified by our staff to be experts in their fields. Not only that, we also give world-class training to our stock of manual labourers and domestic workers. We've got low prices and high quality — not the other way round.


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Here at the Munkcestrian Slave Market, we cater to our customers and their needs. All customer requests are taken into account when ordering, and we'll do our very best to fulfil them.


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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Mon May 13, 2024 7:17 pm

CATALOGUE //

Manual labourers, $500
Domestic workers, $1,000
Skilled workers, $10,000
Educated slaves, $50,000

Children under the age of 10 are half the price of their older counterparts! When ordering, please specify your order for children, otherwise it will be assumed you require adults or adolescents. We only sell manual labourer and domestic worker child slaves.


ORDER POLICY //

Manual labourers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 1,000, which at $500 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.

Domestic workers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 500, which at $1,000 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.


Following changes as to how we deliver, these restrictions no longer apply.


ORDER FORM //

[OOC: If you want to actually write out your orders and do fancy stuff go for it, I'm not going to stop you. This is just a basic format.

Contact person = person I should be addressing IC correspondence to so please also include their title/form of address. (Mr, Mrs, Dr, President, etc.)]

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[b]Customer:[/b]
[b]Contact person:[/b]
[b]Form of address:[/b]
[b]Type of slave:[/b]
[b]Number of slaves:[/b]
[b]Cost:[/b]
[b]Specifications:[/b]
[b]Other information:[/b]
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Postby Israel and the Sinai » Mon May 13, 2024 7:19 pm

Why is this a trend now?
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Postby Kostane » Mon May 13, 2024 7:20 pm

Customer: The Humanitarian Aid Battalion of Kostane
Contact person: Elli Port
Form of address: Ms.
Type of slave: Any -- will pay $100,000 per slave
Number of slaves: Up to $1 trillion worth
Cost: $1 trillion
Specifications: All slaves will be liberated. Children and at-risk groups first.
Other information:
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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Mon May 13, 2024 7:20 pm

Israel and the Sinai wrote:Why is this a trend now?

I was selling slaves long before all these people came along.

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Postby Israel and the Sinai » Mon May 13, 2024 7:24 pm

George Fenwick and Son wrote:
Israel and the Sinai wrote:Why is this a trend now?

I was selling slaves long before all these people came along.

W hustle I guess.
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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Mon May 13, 2024 7:25 pm

Kostane wrote:Customer: The Humanitarian Aid Battalion of Kostane
Contact person: Elli Port
Form of address: Ms.
Type of slave: Any -- will pay $100,000 per slave
Number of slaves: Up to $1 trillion worth
Cost: $1 trillion
Specifications: All slaves will be liberated. Children and at-risk groups first.
Other information:


Miss Heliport,

I am delighted to inform you that your order has been received. As a demonstration of my disgust at this utterly ridiculous idea—free a slave!—I am proposing a counter-offer. You will give me $1 billion and I will give you one (1) child. If I do not receive the money, I will kill the said child. Are we clear? Let's see just how high a cost you'll put on life.

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Postby Kostane » Mon May 13, 2024 7:30 pm

George Fenwick and Son wrote:
Kostane wrote:Customer: The Humanitarian Aid Battalion of Kostane
Contact person: Elli Port
Form of address: Ms.
Type of slave: Any -- will pay $100,000 per slave
Number of slaves: Up to $1 trillion worth
Cost: $1 trillion
Specifications: All slaves will be liberated. Children and at-risk groups first.
Other information:


Miss Heliport,

I am delighted to inform you that your order has been received. As a demonstration of my disgust at this utterly ridiculous idea—free a slave!—I am proposing a counter-offer. You will give me $1 billion and I will give you one (1) child. If I do not receive the money, I will kill the said child. Are we clear? Let's see just how high a cost you'll put on life.

G. G. Fenwick
Merchandising Director

Counteroffer, I send chemical weapons to your headquarters. Let's see how little value your life has to you.
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Postby The Kranoc » Mon May 13, 2024 8:24 pm

Dear George Fenwick and Son,

The Federation of the Kranoc is utterly disgusted by this abuse of human life and demands that all slaves be freed or the Kranoc armed forces will send a task force to liberate these slaves and cause as much collateral damage as possible to the surrounding area to remind you, that humans aren't property to be bought and sold at the will of corrupted nations.

Sincerely,
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Postby Daytshland » Mon May 13, 2024 8:53 pm

lol

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Postby Nu Elysium » Mon May 13, 2024 9:06 pm

A private courier drone drops off a letter at GF+S' headquarters. It reads:
Greetings.

We have recently been made aware of your organization's recent foray into the slave trade. We are also aware of the fact that you attempted to use a child as a hostage in order to scam Kostane out of the enslaved that they tried to peacefully liberate. Do not think we will be idle in this violation of liberty.

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Postby Rusrunia » Mon May 13, 2024 9:42 pm

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To George Fenwick and Son, the Rusrunian government condemns any acts against human rights. The Federal State Intelligence [FSI], and the Rusrunian Ministry of Foreign Affairs have agreed to an idea of imposing a trade embargo to all Munkcestrian products. Following this, we will condemn any nation supporting this business or the slave industry.
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Postby Tesseris » Mon May 13, 2024 9:49 pm

I know this is probably a troll but we still strongly condemn such violation of human dignity. We issue the following Ultimatum:

We at Tesseris demand the release of all human slaves immediately. Humans have inviolable rights and must have these rights protected and upheld. You should otherwise be ready to face international animosity for this great transgression. Liberate the humans or face the wrath of the international community.

Note: We only want you to free the human slaves. Any non-human and robot slaves you may keep, we don't care about those, in fact, we advocate for such stance on anything not human.
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Postby Rusrunia » Mon May 13, 2024 9:53 pm

Tesseris wrote:I know this is probably a troll

They're not a troll, rather, a badge hunter. They really want that fresh condemn but we just can't give them trophies.

George Fenwick and Son wrote:
Miss Heliport,

I am delighted to inform you that your order has been received. As a demonstration of my disgust at this utterly ridiculous idea—free a slave!—I am proposing a counter-offer. You will give me $1 billion and I will give you one (1) child. If I do not receive the money, I will kill the said child. Are we clear? Let's see just how high a cost you'll put on life.

G. G. Fenwick
Merchandising Director

I'd be willing to lowball that offer down to 2M Tanzanian Shilling. Is it a deal?
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Postby Nu Elysium » Mon May 13, 2024 10:08 pm

Tesseris wrote:I know this is probably a troll but we still strongly condemn such violation of human dignity. We issue the following Ultimatum:

We at Tesseris demand the release of all human slaves immediately. Humans have inviolable rights and must have these rights protected and upheld. You should otherwise be ready to face international animosity for this great transgression. Liberate the humans or face the wrath of the international community.

Note: We only want you to free the human slaves. Any non-human and robot slaves you may keep, we don't care about those, in fact, we advocate for such stance on anything not human.

dude could you post about your robot hate boner more? it gets funnier after the 49285th time pls bro
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Postby Rusrunia » Mon May 13, 2024 10:11 pm

Nu Elysium wrote:robot hate boner

Objection! Relevance?
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Postby Eanif » Mon May 13, 2024 10:12 pm

Rusrunia wrote:
Nu Elysium wrote:robot hate boner

Objection! Relevance?

sustained!

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Postby Austria-Lombardy-Venetia » Tue May 14, 2024 1:52 am

The General ¡¡¡¡¡¡SANTA ANNA!!!!!! offers his Mercenary Package, One-Time: Gold Edition, being the service of his 90,000 men (1.5 army corps) for the duration of one military campaign under his personal leadership in exchange for the transport to Mexico City of "25,000 North American intellectuals."
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Postby Azurnailia » Tue May 14, 2024 2:49 am

I thought we already went through this with United Europe?
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Postby Perishna » Tue May 14, 2024 2:54 am

Azurnailia wrote:I thought we already went through this with United Europe?


(It was Eurorealm)

The FedRep of Perishna codemns this inhumane act!
I don't want to do this again. I'm tired of this. Trades of the most insane thing.

Also, can't this be reported?
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Postby Insulamia » Tue May 14, 2024 3:02 am

Why is the copyright for 2023?

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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Tue May 14, 2024 5:13 am

Kostane wrote:
George Fenwick and Son wrote:
Miss Heliport,

I am delighted to inform you that your order has been received. As a demonstration of my disgust at this utterly ridiculous idea—free a slave!—I am proposing a counter-offer. You will give me $1 billion and I will give you one (1) child. If I do not receive the money, I will kill the said child. Are we clear? Let's see just how high a cost you'll put on life.

G. G. Fenwick
Merchandising Director

Counteroffer, I send chemical weapons to your headquarters. Let's see how little value your life has to you.


Miss Heliport,

Try it. I've attached a video of me personally executing the child.

G. G. Fenwick
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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Tue May 14, 2024 5:15 am

The Kranoc wrote:Dear George Fenwick and Son,

The Federation of the Kranoc is utterly disgusted by this abuse of human life and demands that all slaves be freed or the Kranoc armed forces will send a task force to liberate these slaves and cause as much collateral damage as possible to the surrounding area to remind you, that humans aren't property to be bought and sold at the will of corrupted nations.

Sincerely,
President Leonin Bashnek


Mr President,

I do not care for your threats. We will not free even a single slave. Send your 'task force' if you wish; we will treat it as the act of war that it is and remind you not to mess with us.

G. G. Fenwick
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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Tue May 14, 2024 5:17 am

Nu Elysium wrote:A private courier drone drops off a letter at GF+S' headquarters. It reads:
Greetings.

We have recently been made aware of your organization's recent foray into the slave trade. We are also aware of the fact that you attempted to use a child as a hostage in order to scam Kostane out of the enslaved that they tried to peacefully liberate. Do not think we will be idle in this violation of liberty.

The Department of Forceful Liberations


To whom it may concern,

'Recent'? Watch your words. We've been at this for years now. And we're still around, as you can see. Empires have fell because of us. Keep that in mind when you try to threaten us.

G. G. Fenwick
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Postby George Fenwick and Son » Tue May 14, 2024 5:18 am

Insulamia wrote:Why is the copyright for 2023?

To whom it may concern,

We've been around for a while. A mistake, nothing more.

G. G. Fenwick
Merchandising Director

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