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AL becomes a soldier in YN. YN's military thoughs?

Postby Sky Reavers » Sun May 12, 2024 10:19 am

What it says on a tin. A leader of nation above for some reason became a soldier in your nation's army. What would be the reaction and opinion of your nation's military on this new, maybe weird recruit? Overjoyed? Or maybe disappointed, that someone sent them a daughter, when they asked for son? Or...

Example: -"And where the hell is that dude? I didn't even see him and I really wanna see him! We are gonna train in five minutes, he is late! And what's most funny, is that we were searchin' for him like... everywhere. And nowhere we can find him. We even checked behind those crates, where Joel used to sleep when he is wasted and evn there, we didn't see him. What's most funny, is that this dude from Nonexistville exists in rumors and documents, but no one saw him."-Man-o-war
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Middle Green Irthistan
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Middle Green Irthistan » Sun May 12, 2024 12:13 pm

" heard about the new recruit?, no why?, he's pretty strange but I'm sure he's got the spirit to become a Soldier of the Union, we shall see about that, maybe he will succeed maybe he will not" - 2 Drill Sergents talking
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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 1:30 pm

"Why is the new recruit a communist?"
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Postby Neo Asteri » Sun May 12, 2024 1:33 pm

"Is the new soldier a bunny"

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Postby Eragon Island » Sun May 12, 2024 1:33 pm

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Free Galactic States
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Postby Free Galactic States » Sun May 12, 2024 1:39 pm

Soldier 1 - "He seems cherry"
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Postby Etwepe » Sun May 12, 2024 1:41 pm

AN doesnt have a leader, so

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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 1:50 pm

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Postby Lumaterra » Sun May 12, 2024 1:51 pm

too young to serve, get booted
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Postby Israel and the Sinai » Sun May 12, 2024 1:53 pm

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"Command said we would be getting a new rifleman."
"They did?"
"But Haim, he is not here."
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Postby Kelvenya » Sun May 12, 2024 1:56 pm

Mmh ok what region of Africa did you live in?
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Postby Saarenmaa » Sun May 12, 2024 2:01 pm

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Postby Low bloods » Sun May 12, 2024 2:10 pm

"This guy definitely isn't a Lowbloodian. He's thrown up about five times on the battlefield. But we have seen him embrace our ways. And after we gave him a few tips and pointers (mainly that powder in certain areas helps with armor chafe) he is well fit to be a soldier.... or well fit to battle alongside us.
Wait, what do you mean that's the AL!? I didn't know AN was chill like that."-A random LB soldier.
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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 2:26 pm

"This guy could be a valuable addition to our military."
- A soldier

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Postby Ravemath » Sun May 12, 2024 2:29 pm

Yay! We can destroy the commies! TOGETHER!
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ayo!!! 1+1=3!!!

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Postby Lumaterra » Sun May 12, 2024 2:31 pm

No suspicous activity whatsoever. Let him off the hook.
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Postby Rodmenia » Sun May 12, 2024 2:33 pm

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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 2:34 pm

"This guy seems like a valuable addition to our military."
- A soldier

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Postby Saltidia » Sun May 12, 2024 2:38 pm

Dumb maggots... sending in this thi-Wait. That's your national currency? THAT'S YOUR NATIONAL ANIMAL?

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Postby Lumaterra » Sun May 12, 2024 2:42 pm

Our own member? Nice.
- some soldier
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Postby High Earth » Sun May 12, 2024 2:47 pm

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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 2:49 pm

"Hell yeah, another capitalist!"
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Postby Ravemath » Sun May 12, 2024 2:53 pm

Yooooo, there is finally someone who hates communism in NationStates' sea of communists! Let's goooooo! *high fives*
ayo!!! 1+1=3!!!

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Postby Kastopoli Salegliari » Sun May 12, 2024 3:33 pm

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Postby Cinnaa » Sun May 12, 2024 3:35 pm

"Urrghhhhhh....... It's another commie."
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