The Collie's Meeting with Merethin [CLOSED]

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

After The Collie wreaked havoc in Merethin City, the Merethinian National Council planned to meet with him.
This will be where the events of the meeting take place.

Also, Baaaaaaaa is only allowed in because it is a Collie knock-off

[Merethin]

[OOC]
Could we make sure we're on the same page here? I've said several times that the Collie wreaked havoc in the southern parts of Merethin, yet Merethin City is not in the south (of course, you couldn't have known this because I haven't released a map yet...)

So, to make up for that, here's an unfinished version of the map:

So we have to choose, either it was in the south or in Merethin City (or both, maybe...) =D

[IC]
Anyway, as I previously said, the meeting room is all set and ready! Whenever you want to come...

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

[OOC]
Could we make sure we're on the same page here? I've said several times that the Collie wreaked havoc in the southern parts of Merethin, yet Merethin City is not in the south (of course, you couldn't have known this because I haven't released a map yet...)

So, to make up for that, here's an unfinished version of the map:

(Image)

So we have to choose, either it was in the south or in Merethin City (or both, maybe...) =D

[IC]
Anyway, as I previously said, the meeting room is all set and ready! Whenever you want to come...

[OOC] The original telegram I sent to you said Merethin City, because I assumed that was the most populated area.

[IC]
*The Collie appears out of nowhere*
"Hello! My, what a nice room this is!"

[Merethin]

[OOC]
Could we make sure we're on the same page here? I've said several times that the Collie wreaked havoc in the southern parts of Merethin, yet Merethin City is not in the south (of course, you couldn't have known this because I haven't released a map yet...)

So, to make up for that, here's an unfinished version of the map:

(Image)

So we have to choose, either it was in the south or in Merethin City (or both, maybe...) =D

[IC]
Anyway, as I previously said, the meeting room is all set and ready! Whenever you want to come...

[OOC] The original telegram I sent to you said Merethin City, because I assumed that was the most populated area.

[IC]
*The Collie appears out of nowhere*
"Hello! My, what a nice room this is!"

[OOC]
Ok, it can be Merethin City then.

[IC]
"We're not impressed" says one of the councillors. "Now, may you take a seat so that the discussions can start?"

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"We're not impressed" says one of the Councillors. "Now, may you take a seat so that the discussions can start?"

"Humans always tell me to sit you know? But yes, I'll take a seat..." says The Collie as he sits in a chair much too big for him.
"What did you want to talk about?"

[Merethin]

We just ask one thing from you: that you leave our citizens alone and leave the country.

The citizens you harmed and killed were innocent civilians. Leave the fighting and murder to the military.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"But it was fun seeing the fear on their faces again! What makes you think you can tell me what to do? Is it because I'm a dog?!"

[Merethin]

Well, because you're on our territory...

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Ha! I abide by nobody's laws! Unless you give me something, I'll just keep destroying..."

[Merethin]

What about this offer:

Unlimited free access to the very best all-you-can-eat deluxe restaurant in Merethin, "Grandma's Gingerbread Goodness". It has all kinds of the finest Merethinian cuisine, and *whispers* it's the only place in the nation where we actually store some cheese, which can be for you! Just make sure no one sees it.

In return, no harming innocent civilians.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Could you throw in protection from... anyone that comes for me?"

[Merethin]

Sure! Just hide in the cheese room, it is the most heavily guarded and secret room in the country.

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"But could it stop someone with my level of power?"

[Merethin]

Is there anyone else with your level of power?

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Reanu Keeves and Todd Howard both exceed my level, AND are actively looking for me!"

[Baaaaaaaa]

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', the Bupreme Bamperor emits a large cry that is able to deaf anyone within kilometres, as he barges through the door!

[Merethin]

Hey! This is a private meeting! How did you even get in?

[Baaaaaaaa]

"I destroyed the door through the SPEED of SOUND!", he BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs!

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"Listen here Sheepy! I am trying to negotiate here! Would you kindly escort your ass out of here, BEFORE I KICK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CHESS CLUB!!!"

[Merethin]

Exactly.

Well, about the people looking for you... who would expect to find you hiding in one of Merethin's finest restaurants? We're sure no one will even think to look there.

[Lemueria]

OOC: too lazy to switch accounts

"My interbamensional bowers outweight all bour bight!", he said as he loudly and tirelessly BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, "O! I bave much more baportant bhings to tell you bays 'bout!"

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

"SHUT UP YOU DUMB SHEEP!!!" The Collie angrily yells.
"Councilmen, you may be underestimating the abilities of Keeves and Howard a bit, but I'm willing to trust you..."

[Merethin]

Do we have a deal then?

[The Immortal Todd Howard]

The door busts open for a second time.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" says Todd Howard!

[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

SEE?! TODD FOUND ME! GET HIM OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!!!" The Collie panics.