Here's mein issue:
[Title] Sandwich Snatcher Scandal
[Description] Recent incidents of sandwich disappearances have caused chaos across @@NAME@@. Citizens are irate as lunchboxes and cafes alike fall victim to the mystery of the vanishing sandwiches. Now, an angry mob of homeowners has gathered at your doorstep, demanding action.
[Validity] Invalid for nations that have protesting outlawed.
[Option 1] Outside your window, a woman among a crowd of yelling protesters holds a sign reading 'PURGE THE WORLD OF SANDWICH SNATCHERS.' "I can't sleep anymore with those sandwich snatchers running amok!" she cries. "Create a task force to rid us of these pests!" chants another.
[Outcome Of Option 1] @@NAME@@ oddly despises its national sandwich.
[Option 2] Your mother, seeing the commotion, approaches with a tray of sandwich-shaped cookies. "Are enemies of the state slandering our beloved sandwiches again?" she asks. "You should eliminate these troublemakers for daring to speak ill of our national delicacies," she suggests innocently.
[Outcome Of Option 2] Citizens who complain about sandwich theft are declared enemies of the state for suggesting sandwiches spread rabies.
[Option 3 Validity] Invalid for nations with the 'Autarky' policy.
[Option 3] Your Minister of Culinary Affairs proposes hiring workers to catch sandwich snatchers and exporting them to foreign countries as pets. "We'll create jobs, make money, and @@NAME@@ will become famous for its sandwich trade!" he exclaims, envisioning a lucrative sandwich-selling empire.
[Outcome Of Option 3] Taxpayers fund @@NAME@@'s international sandwich-selling business, plunging the nation into debt.
[Option 4] You hear scratching in a nearby wall and lean closer to listen. Suddenly, a person in a sandwich onesie bursts through. "Sandwiches are eco-friendly and intelligent!" they argue. "Adding more sandwiches would make us all happier!" Before fleeing from police sirens, they mention the "unforgiving Providence."
[Outcome Of Option 4] Citizens occasionally invite sandwich snatchers in for tea.
[Option 5 Validity] Invalid for nations with the 'Socialism' policy and those with state-controlled media.
[Option 5] A commercial airs on TV, offering to deport sandwich snatchers to local national parks. "Next time you're harassed by sandwich snatchers, call us!" urges the spokesperson for 'The Dashing and Daring Sandwich Deporters.'
[Outcome of Option 5] @@NAME@@ is known for relocating problems rather than addressing them.
[Option 6 Validity] Invalid for nations without state-owned businesses and those with the 'No Zoos' policy.
[Option 6] Police arrive searching for a person in a sandwich onesie. Despite this, they offer a solution to the sandwich theft problem: hiring workers to catch sandwich snatchers and placing them in zoos or national parks.
[Outcome Of Option 6] Taxpayers foot the bill for relocating sandwich snatchers, much to their dismay.
