TITLE:
Is This Thing On?
VALIDITY:
yes
DESCRIPTION:
With a massively popular and highly addictive webgame facing unscheduled downtime from a self-immolation related hard drive failure, emergency meetings have been called by your Cabinet to discuss this dire situation.
OPTION 1
"I almost had a heart attack when I saw the error message, thought they'd permabanned me and unalived my nation," cries the Minister, failing to finish to write the first option before
OUTCOME:
reminder: INSERT EFFECT LINE HERE
OPTION 1
"Of for Violet's sake, stop using 'unalived'! You can say 'killed'! Daguo is not going to sweep down and delete your words just because you said 'killed!'" complains your Chief Editor, oblivious to the confusion caused by a single ' mark being directly followed by a". "I mean, its frankly offensive to the undead nation that I created, which while not canonical is definitely important to my RP."
OUTCOME:
EFFECT LINE REDACTED BY DAGUO
OPTION 1
"Look, this whole issue is clearly too meta, and you need to stop this nonsense straight away," complains Kendall Wispa-Kiive, a sociopathy who refuses to separate speech properly into paragraphs, always uses synonyms for "says", writes run-on sentences, likes linguistic ambiguity more than mosy people, makes spelling mistakes, who wilfully disregards serial commas and full-stops when it is pointed out that clarity is improved by them. "What's next?" he yells, "Authorial insertion?"
OUTCOME:
I'll stop now. Someone please turn NS on again before I go totally insane.
Skimmed right past it at first!
