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Experina
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How did AN crash nationstates twice?

Postby Experina » Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:56 am

A bit more then an year ago there was a game about how did AN cause the 2022 crash. This is similar but the difference is how did AN cause this current crash too?

Appears like the UCP cut the wires to the server room, and when that was fixed, the UCP shot the servers until they broke again.
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Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:03 am

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Postby CONNN » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:03 am

Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations discovered a large amount of oil, causing the US military to attack NS servers
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Postby Lugarvatn » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:16 am

CONNN deleted the entire site

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Postby Gorutimania » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:17 am

Lugarvatn decided that NS Stats should NEVER be canon again so they decided to shut down the website
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Postby Lehpuhrta » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:38 am

It finally happened - one too many people accused Gorutimania of being fash. Their rage was something to behold! An incoherent rampage of destruction that left naught but ruin.
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Postby Little TN Horde » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:52 am

AN decided to make an alt for every island they have and ended up breaking NS
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Postby Grandocantorica » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:11 am

AN just scared NS Servers away
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Postby Bilancorn » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:42 am

AN beat to death NS server, causing a collapse
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Postby Experina » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:48 am

He clicked one too many embassy requests and it caused the nationstates servers to blow up the first time, and then did that again, but realized it no longer works and then yeeted the server into a pool.
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Postby Varsemia » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:52 am

AN liberated the servers, by bombing them into oblivion.
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Postby Naui Tu » Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:32 am

Its highly advanced tech and beaches caused NationStates servers to overload.
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Postby Camtropia » Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:21 am

Turns out trying to host the whole of Nationstates on a single Macbook is a bad idea...
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Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:27 am

Well some servers were hosted in Camtropia and due to the cyberattack going there, NS shut down.
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Postby Pointing Rat » Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:31 am

The sheer number of people in their nation overloaded the servers.


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Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:47 am

Those alien chimps I saw in one of their factbooks blew them up!
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Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:49 am

The DAMN CHEESE WAR wouldn't start so in a fiery rage, the Radical Cheese Lovers raided the NS headquarters and shut it down!
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BREAKING NEWS: IDRP casualties rise above ROP casualties - German space empire supports the ROP, the RSU reconsiders logistics and is looking for new allies on their side - Businessman running for elections incites over 13,000 new applications, one from the newly established but powerful Independent Organization for Peace with Pluto (IOPP)

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Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:59 am

Republics of the Solar Union wrote:The DAMN CHEESE WAR wouldn't start so in a fiery rage, the Radical Cheese Lovers raided the NS headquarters and shut it down!

At this point, I don't think it's ever going to start... :(
We still need an Assistant Simulator to help us sim the battles!
/skipme
Headlines: Nothing! I didn't make a news article last Friday! | Wisteria is still preparing for the Cheese War, Merethin follows suit. || Заголовки: Глициния все еще готовится к Сырной войне, Меретин следует ее примеру.

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What is "The Cheese War"?
Wisterian Armed Forces
The Cheese War unable to start without someone else's help!

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Postby Ineva » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:01 am

In the AAN's conquest of the Solar System, it also conquered Australia. This led to the downfall of Max Barry and man, and the rise of the emus, who in turn destroyed the NS server rooms.
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Postby Republics of the Solar Union » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:02 am

Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:
Republics of the Solar Union wrote:The DAMN CHEESE WAR wouldn't start so in a fiery rage, the Radical Cheese Lovers raided the NS headquarters and shut it down!

At this point, I don't think it's ever going to start... :(
We still need an Assistant Simulator to help us sim the battles!
/skipme

Well, I am interested, I posted on the thread about more details. (normally would telegram this but gameside down)
/skipme
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Today's motto: "I always post German villages ending with n on the geography game in F7" - TG me for daily mottos!
Pluto civil war casualties: 172,506,412 (IDRP), 171,055,498 (ROP)
IC population: 260 trillion
IC year: January 2513
IC GDP: 505.2 quadrillion Sols
IC exchange rate: 1 Sol = $50.3
BREAKING NEWS: IDRP casualties rise above ROP casualties - German space empire supports the ROP, the RSU reconsiders logistics and is looking for new allies on their side - Businessman running for elections incites over 13,000 new applications, one from the newly established but powerful Independent Organization for Peace with Pluto (IOPP)

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Postby Wisteria and Surrounding Territories » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:06 am

Republics of the Solar Union wrote:
Wisteria and Surrounding Territories wrote:At this point, I don't think it's ever going to start... :(
We still need an Assistant Simulator to help us sim the battles!
/skipme

Well, I am interested, I posted on the thread about more details. (normally would telegram this but gameside down)
/skipme

I just noticed that...
/SKIPME
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What is "The Cheese War"?
Wisterian Armed Forces
The Cheese War unable to start without someone else's help!

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Postby Kewlz » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:44 am

Ineva wrote:In the AAN's conquest of the Solar System, it also conquered Australia. This led to the downfall of Max Barry and man, and the rise of the emus, who in turn destroyed the NS server rooms.

AAAN Ineva'd everywhere causing servers to crash.
Kewlz time!!!

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Paappapapa » Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:49 am

Online longer than Nation States itself

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Simonia » Tue Apr 16, 2024 11:13 am

AN summoned many default flag countryballs to destroy NS’s servers.
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