Lord Chaburteen XIV sat down in his office. Moments later, he saw an all-out brawl out his window between a slavemaster and her slaves. The monarch stands up, fuming, and says, "Why, those CSL bigots have inspired our slaves! Lanzo. Lanzo! LANZO, PICK UP THE PHONE!
Meanwhile, Lanzo Stromann VIII, the Military Advisor, finally awakes from his slumber and notices the phone ringing. He answers, mildly annoyed that his midday nap was interrupted. The conversation went something like this:
Lord Chaburteen: I have news for you.
Lanzo: Oh boy.
Lord Chaburteen: The slaves are revolting.
Lanzo: WHAT! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! EXECUTE THE LOT OF THEM! THIS IS WAR!
And so the House of Monarchs and the House of Ministers and Advisors met, and collectively agreed that this was an act of treason. And so war was declared on all revolting slaves, and so MORE slaves revolted. These slaves call themselves the "Liberated Peoples of New Heldervinia", openly opposing the Superior Monarchy rather, violently, to say the least. What has the CSL done!?!?!
Here are the rules:
No godmodding; if you get caught godmodding, apologize, make the appropriate edit, and carry on; if you keep doing so, well, GET OUT!
NO NUKES!
This is probably covered in rule one, but at least try and keep it realistic. If you are launching a 50 billion ton missile at us, something's off.
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