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Have you Spread Managed Democracy today?

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Helldivers Discussion Thread | FOR DEMOCRACY

Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Mon Mar 11, 2024 8:47 am

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This glorious thread is dedicated to the discussion of the service of our Glorious Helldivers, whom spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy and defend our way of life from the terminids and socialist Automatons.

As of March 11 2024 the status of the galactic war leaves mixed feelings. On one hand we are currently making massive ground against the terminds and will soon liberate Angel’s Venture, but on the other hand our efforts against the automatons have been an embarassment ever since the lost of Malevelon Creek, with our only major success being the battle for Tien Kwan.
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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Mon Mar 11, 2024 11:12 am

Angel’s Venture is at 85%! We have broken through the stalemate and will most likely liberate the planet within a few hours.

I wish every soldier serving there a good extraction.
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“Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair; all memes, all passed along.” -Monsoon

“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:51 pm

Its a fun game, i think i enjoy fighting the Automatons more than the bugs though. Just.. something that clicks in my brain when the screen is full of explosions, glowing red eyes and laser bolts flying all over the place.
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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:27 pm

I wonder how exactly the Dungeon master mechanic works

Also we liberated Angel’s Venture!
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“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Die Republik Kongo » Tue Mar 12, 2024 5:54 pm

Malevelon Creek may have been lost, but all the brave Helldivers who died defending it will not be lost in our hearts…

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Postby Ifreann » Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:13 am

I love the smell of termicide in the morning. Smells like democracy.
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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:20 am

The thing I love about Helldivers is that almost every player commits to the bit

Everyone collectively RPs and I love it.

Also there have been Rumors/Screenshots of blue laser lights. These might be the Iluminants from Helldivers 1, also Flying bugs have been spotted by players. Both of these sightings have not been confirmed by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth.
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“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Kalaron » Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:15 pm

Heeth has been defended by the countless sacrifices our brave Helldivers have committed. Let us remember them by pushing forward with the Termicide Towers. For Liberty!

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Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:23 pm

Kalaron wrote:Heeth has been defended by the countless sacrifices our brave Helldivers have committed. Let us remember them by pushing forward with the Termicide Towers. For Liberty!

Are those tears for your fallen comrades, Helldiver?

No, it's from fighting on Erata Prime. Anyone got any stims for my eyes?
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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:49 pm

Fellow Helldivers, I led a squadron on Draupnir, we were overrun. Red lights, their eyes pierced the fog like flares in the night. They took us out one by one.
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“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Kalaron » Fri Mar 15, 2024 8:58 pm

I congratulate all Helldivers on the completion of Operations Forked Tongue and Shield Wall, the establishment of the Barrier Worlds will surely help protect democracy and our way of life for generations. Let us thank those brave Colonists already descending to these liberated worlds, and remember that mesothelioma is not covered by the Super Earth medical plan.

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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:15 pm

Should Helldivers have melee weapons? The Automatons have chainsaws and laser swords so why can’t we?
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“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
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A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Kalaron » Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:23 pm

Valles Marineris Mining co wrote:Should Helldivers have melee weapons? The Automatons have chainsaws and laser swords so why can’t we?

No, give me more long range firepower.

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Postby Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing » Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:32 pm

Kalaron wrote:
Valles Marineris Mining co wrote:Should Helldivers have melee weapons? The Automatons have chainsaws and laser swords so why can’t we?

No, give me more long range firepower.

Ever since the railgun was nerfed I’ve fallen in love with the auto cannon, it’s just so chunky and it’s beefy sound it’s so satisfying and it is insane against Automatons. Also against chargers you just gotta dodge out of the way at the past moment when they run at you and then when they get staggered due to running you then pullout the auto cannon and launch mini soda can sized bullets into their backside.
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Mar 21, 2024 2:48 pm

Free Eagle 500kg Bomb for every dive? These bugs are gonna rue they day they escaped their farms. I'd suggest taking the orbital EMS strike as well. Stick the bugs in place and then drop half a metric ton of freedom on them.


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Kalaron wrote:No, give me more long range firepower.

Ever since the railgun was nerfed I’ve fallen in love with the auto cannon, it’s just so chunky and it’s beefy sound it’s so satisfying and it is insane against Automatons. Also against chargers you just gotta dodge out of the way at the past moment when they run at you and then when they get staggered due to running you then pullout the auto cannon and launch mini soda can sized bullets into their backside.

A perfectly sensible way to deal with Chargers. What's more fun, though, is pulling out an EAT or recoilless rifle while they charge you and blowing their entire head off. Nothing is cooler than the headless body of a Charger coming to a stop at your feet.
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Postby Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing » Fri Mar 22, 2024 7:15 am

Ifreann wrote:Free Eagle 500kg Bomb for every dive? These bugs are gonna rue they day they escaped their farms. I'd suggest taking the orbital EMS strike as well. Stick the bugs in place and then drop half a metric ton of freedom on them.


Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing wrote:Ever since the railgun was nerfed I’ve fallen in love with the auto cannon, it’s just so chunky and it’s beefy sound it’s so satisfying and it is insane against Automatons. Also against chargers you just gotta dodge out of the way at the past moment when they run at you and then when they get staggered due to running you then pullout the auto cannon and launch mini soda can sized bullets into their backside.

A perfectly sensible way to deal with Chargers. What's more fun, though, is pulling out an EAT or recoilless rifle while they charge you and blowing their entire head off. Nothing is cooler than the headless body of a Charger coming to a stop at your feet.

Hold on lemme do a tier list of the support weapons.

S-Tier
Stalwart: Can be used as essentially a primary weapon. If paired with the sniper as a primary and the machine pistol for a secondary you can cover all ranges and engagement types with ease.

Anti-Tank: Essentially it’s just 2 free Charger kills if you aim for the head, or a Free Bile titan kill if you aim for the right spot with both of the rockets. Also the cooldown is like super fast too


A-Tier
Autocannon: Kinda meh against the bugs unless you are fighting a charger or a bile titan. Against Bots tho it’s essentially a delete button sniper rifle for armored enemies. It does stop you when reloading which is kinda annoying, and it takes up a backpack slot which is annoying.

Flamethrower: Amazing against small bugs, kinda meh against bots. Just make sure to stand BEHIND any teammates that are using the flamethrower.

Recoilless Rifle: Pretty much a reloadable anti tank. Problem is that it takes up the backpack slot which can be used for better things like the laser drone or bubble shield or supply pack.

B-Tier

Railgun: Used to be S tier, after the nerf it’s still pretty decent but you gotta pay attention to the charge time which is annoying, plus it does way less damage now

Arc Thrower: Really fun to use against small enemies, ok when dealing with medium enemies, useless against chargers. Decent at small bots too. Really fun and has infinite ammo which is cool. However it is a friendly fire machine, the electric arcs have a mind of their own and WILL find a way to kill any teammates nearby.

Grenade Launcher: The grenades are cool but they can bounce back and hit you or friendly fire kills. It is really good when destroying bug holes tho.

Anti-Material Rifle: practically useless against bugs but against bots when hiding prone behind cover it feels amazing to use.

C-Tier

Heavy Machine Gun: Good in lower difficulties, bud god damn does it take forever to reload and it’s aiming speed is fucking slow I feel like I’m carrying lizzo on my back.

SPEAR: Essentially a recoilless rifle that doesn’t miss. You gotta stand mostly still to lock onto a target, and half of the time it doesn’t even hit the right spot on the enemy because of the inconsistencies of the angle that the missile hits the target. Mid af

D-Tier

Laser Cannon: Does lackluster damage, I expected it to like melt armor when first using it but no it does nothing to armor. The only only redeeming qualities are that fact that it has infinite ammo as long as you don’t hold the trigger down for too long, also it looks cool cus it’s a laser.
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Postby Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing » Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:08 am

Me fighting the bugs: Spray and Pray

Me fight the Automatons: Makes a whole ass battle plan, mapping out the high ground and choke points for enemies, still ends up getting squad wiped multiple times due to either incompetence of myself and teammates or BS spawns of tanks/flame hulks

My main strait btw for bot drops is this:

If the drop ship has mostly small bots, push forward

If the drops ship has medium enemies like the chainsaw guys and the bipedal walkers, hood the line behind cover

If the drop ship has a bunch of big enemies like the tank or the missile hulk or flamethrower guy, fall back to cover to get more range.
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Postby Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing » Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:38 pm

Update:

The new Heavy machine I haven’t used yet

Laser Cannon is now B tier, it’s pretty decent in terms of damage now

Quasar Cannon is S tier, it’s an OP spartan laser
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Postby Nantoraka » Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:59 pm

I would just like to mention that people who say the bugs are easy have never been swarmed and eaten by hunters, or hunted by stalkers.

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Postby Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing » Tue Apr 02, 2024 8:44 am

Nantoraka wrote:I would just like to mention that people who say the bugs are easy have never been swarmed and eaten by hunters, or hunted by stalkers.

That’s the thing with bugs. When a charger is coming after you it’s not the charger you need to worry about, it that the charger diverts all your attention away from the 50 hunters heading towards you.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:41 pm

Reports that the automatons are now deploying gunships and AT-ATs have not been verified by the Ministry of Truth, and as such should be considered seditious.
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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:17 pm

Ifreann wrote:Reports that the automatons are now deploying gunships and AT-ATs have not been verified by the Ministry of Truth, and as such should be considered seditious.

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If they ain’t real then why you telling us this? Seems like ur spreading lies. Expect the democracy officer to be knocking at your door soon.
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“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Nantoraka » Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:36 pm

Ifreann wrote:Reports that the automatons are now deploying gunships and AT-ATs have not been verified by the Ministry of Truth, and as such should be considered seditious.

Unfortunately this Helldiver was almost crushed by an AT-AT deploying from a dropship.

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Postby Valles Marineris Mining co » Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:35 am

Valles Marineris Mining co wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Reports that the automatons are now deploying gunships and AT-ATs have not been verified by the Ministry of Truth, and as such should be considered seditious.

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If they ain’t real then why you telling us this? Seems like ur spreading lies. Expect the democracy officer to be knocking at your door soon.

Never mind the gunships are real. Help me they are outside my window
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“Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair; all memes, all passed along.” -Monsoon

“In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.“ -Monomon the Teacher

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Postby Andsed » Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:27 pm

Man I can't believe were about to wipe out the bots. There is absolutely no way this going to backfire on us in anyway.
I do be tired


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