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ImSaLiA
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Posts: 233
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Will you press the button?

Postby ImSaLiA » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:43 pm

Simple.
You provide a Will you press the button starter, such as.
Will you press the button: You can fly.

BN:
But only if people are not looking at you.

BBN answers, and makes a new one:
Yes, i press the button.
Will you press the button, You can eat anything.


Will you press the button, you can shrink and grow in size at will.
AUSSHIE shixteen yeaaer olllld goiy. Equity>Eqchqalityality.
Don't you woryryi, I'm not actually an eldrishhch cultissht irrl.
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Right Wing Shocialisht? ohr Lefsht Wingng Capitalisht...
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Zantalio
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Posts: 450
Founded: Dec 08, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Zantalio » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:46 pm

But only if you run off a cliff. :p
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Empire of Lettuce
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Posts: 314
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Empire of Lettuce » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:49 pm

No, this L all around
Press the button and you become the world leader for all nations but it's run like 1943 Germany.
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Centrist
THE CLASS OF ANARCHY IS WRONG.

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Zantalio
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Posts: 450
Founded: Dec 08, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Zantalio » Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:52 pm

But only if you go to Iran and call them REAL Aryans.
This nation only partly represents my beliefs, so I’m a conservative. Also a proud Filipino!

My PolComp results, i guess
I retook it; I’m a Classical liberal or not progressive liberal.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

-Edmund Burke
STUPID Countryballs loving NSer
Class 1.4 nation according to this.
NS stats aren’t canon (unless if I say so); I need to make more factbooks!
My stupidity is inevitable; just wait for it to happen.
My Radio: Hava Nagila; Black Hole Sun; Buwan (Kundiman); Hallelujah

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Bogestan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 16, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bogestan » Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:33 am

Nope, but that's because I'm pro-democracy.

Press the button to make Russia & USA unite into a single country
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╙── Bogestan conducts President Elections from 12th to 17th of April!
Idoler International News | April 7:
IDOLER █ 9 days separate Bogestan from votes ● [independent headline] "The Communist Manifesto" by Karl Marx was found untouched after the recent fire in the library ● Hicagho party states that the Communist Party "has to be planning more than what they're doing" █ IDOLER

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Ineva
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Posts: 2230
Founded: Dec 16, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ineva » Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:37 am

...but Putin becomes the President for both.
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Kaldon
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Posts: 38
Founded: Feb 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kaldon » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:12 pm

Hell yes that sounds fun

Press the button that causes Joe Biden to become a chimpanzee…
Puppet of Puppet 4 Sweden and Astarter

I’m fr gonna change this later

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Simonia
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Posts: 701
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:14 pm

…but so do you and your friends.
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: My most recent NSG endeavor involves featuring Vonum in my sig | April 8 brings first Simonian solar eclipse in Simonia-Majestia | Florida man arrested for attempting to decapitate NS stats | This is just the beginning | Civil war over!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
TGs are welcome.
I have a YT channel.
Fascists are the worst.
Iziba also has CYOAs.
#SaveFP

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East Wabbinge
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Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 17, 2021
Conservative Democracy

Postby East Wabbinge » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:14 pm

But gives him 1000 IQ

Edit:Ninja'd

Yes press the button, return to monke

Edit 2:
Would you press a button that lets you become Holy Roman Emperor...
Last edited by East Wabbinge on Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:15 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Magna Caesaris potentia nos salvet!

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Godzilland
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Posts: 387
Founded: Dec 19, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Godzilland » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:18 pm

But you are constantly hunted by dumb assassins. A never ending supply.
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Vendellamoore
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Aug 04, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vendellamoore » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:20 pm

No, I'd rather not be an Emperor hunted by dumb assassins

You get teleported to a Martian Colony in the year 2160...
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Kaldon
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Feb 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kaldon » Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:26 pm

… but you have a 50% chance to spawn outside the colony.
Puppet of Puppet 4 Sweden and Astarter

I’m fr gonna change this later

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Net Cas
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Posts: 281
Founded: Feb 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Net Cas » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:00 pm

Nope

Would you press the button but...
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Sector 18
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Posts: 13
Founded: Nov 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sector 18 » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:05 pm

Net Cas wrote:Nope

Would you press the button but...

the button is actually a lever?
Though the flag is from Hunger Games, the nation itself does not have THE Hunger Games.
NS Stats and Policies are mostly not cannon, working on a Factbook to state what is and isn't cannon.
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Kaldon
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Posts: 38
Founded: Feb 25, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kaldon » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:21 pm

I don’t see why not

You can become whichever celebrity you desire…
Puppet of Puppet 4 Sweden and Astarter

I’m fr gonna change this later

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Bayshire
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Posts: 939
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Bayshire » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:23 pm

...but Grimes beats you with a banjo every Tuesday.
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Grandocantorica
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 06, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Grandocantorica » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:26 pm

I'll deal with it.

Will you press the button if you could eat any food once but....
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Vonum
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Posts: 791
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:30 pm

a fly walked over it first
>>>>>>
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Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 701
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:12 pm

Only once? Where's the upside? Automatic no thank you.
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Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: My most recent NSG endeavor involves featuring Vonum in my sig | April 8 brings first Simonian solar eclipse in Simonia-Majestia | Florida man arrested for attempting to decapitate NS stats | This is just the beginning | Civil war over!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
TGs are welcome.
I have a YT channel.
Fascists are the worst.
Iziba also has CYOAs.
#SaveFP

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ImSaLiA
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:46 pm

But everyone calls you Max Barry
AUSSHIE shixteen yeaaer olllld goiy. Equity>Eqchqalityality.
Don't you woryryi, I'm not actually an eldrishhch cultissht irrl.
Shending you virschuaal hugs right noww!
Right Wing Shocialisht? ohr Lefsht Wingng Capitalisht...
trans rights are human rights, alright? :3
Ineva wrote:Insomnia.

It'sh a bird, It'sh a plane... it'sh *hic*A MOTHerATRUCKING NUK *hic*
NSh Shtatsh went KAABOOOOOOOOOOM
VODKA FUELLED BEER POWERED SHLEEP DEPRIVED MACHINE
i resherve the right to /shtillme y'all if u put absholutely no thought into your posht dhaank you vereerry much.

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East Wabbinge
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Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 17, 2021
Conservative Democracy

Postby East Wabbinge » Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:39 pm

This is good, instant press

Would you press a button that makes you immortal...
Magna Caesaris potentia nos salvet!

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Lugarvatn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Sep 02, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Lugarvatn » Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:41 pm

But death is still possible

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Bogestan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 16, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Bogestan » Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:21 am

What does it even mean being immortal while death is still possible? A = ~A, so NO.


Press the button to be able to calculate everything as fast as a supercomputer
The Republic of Bogestan ▌█Judge people fairly ║ Current leader: Olighnu Kwutna Gemoyzhe█▐ A Class 1+⅓ Civilization according to this index.
╙── Bogestan conducts President Elections from 12th to 17th of April!
Idoler International News | April 7:
IDOLER █ 9 days separate Bogestan from votes ● [independent headline] "The Communist Manifesto" by Karl Marx was found untouched after the recent fire in the library ● Hicagho party states that the Communist Party "has to be planning more than what they're doing" █ IDOLER

I'm a 17 years old male Homo Sapines, living in Tashkent, Uzbekistan
L1 - Russian, L2 - English
I want to become a linguist/translator.
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ImSaLiA
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Posts: 233
Founded: Jul 28, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby ImSaLiA » Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:22 am

But only when you're about to fall asleep.
AUSSHIE shixteen yeaaer olllld goiy. Equity>Eqchqalityality.
Don't you woryryi, I'm not actually an eldrishhch cultissht irrl.
Shending you virschuaal hugs right noww!
Right Wing Shocialisht? ohr Lefsht Wingng Capitalisht...
trans rights are human rights, alright? :3
Ineva wrote:Insomnia.

It'sh a bird, It'sh a plane... it'sh *hic*A MOTHerATRUCKING NUK *hic*
NSh Shtatsh went KAABOOOOOOOOOOM
VODKA FUELLED BEER POWERED SHLEEP DEPRIVED MACHINE
i resherve the right to /shtillme y'all if u put absholutely no thought into your posht dhaank you vereerry much.

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Thu Feb 29, 2024 4:04 am

hell yeah, this will save time

The button gives you a classic Porsche 911
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
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My location is OOC, just saying.
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