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Urine Town
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Posts: 685
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Corporate Police State

Things NO ONE says on NationStates

Postby Urine Town » Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:05 pm

This isn’t really a F7 game, but more a collection of something that a NS user would never say while on the website. Just type your own example like mine below

“I’m so glad my region got raided. I always love how kind and helpful raiders are when they show up. Seriously, they are never snarky at all!”
Last edited by Urine Town on Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Socialist! Pro-UNION! Eat the Rich!
LGBTQ+ Rights are Human Rights
Pro-LIFE. Value them both!
SLAVA UKRAINI! The Russian Government is a Terrorist Group
From the River to the Sea
Climate change is REAL. Deal with it
Remember, Bobby, what became of him
REMEMBER!
How he indulged a whim
REMEMBER!
Remember how he made a mockery
He shunned the crockery
Off to the dockery
DON’T BE LIKE HIM

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The Indios Bravos
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Posts: 1785
Founded: Aug 18, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Indios Bravos » Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:06 pm

"This place is full of perfectly sane individuals!"
The Indios Bravos
I no longer have anything else to say
ALL NS Stats are canon. All.

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Bayshire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 964
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Bayshire » Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:08 pm

"There sure are a lot of girls here, nearly every user!"
MANGO FIELD
DA BOYZ
ALL STATS ARE 100 PERCENT CANON
Country music is criminally underrated
Signed, a country boy
Who is Bayshire?
American guy
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you <3

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Nationes Mundi
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationes Mundi » Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:12 pm

“Majestia is really stable right now!”
I have nothing to say here so.. uhh..

I AM A FANNY SUPREMACIST!!!!!1!1!11!!1!1!

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Newlandiqia
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Posts: 73
Founded: Feb 10, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby Newlandiqia » Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:16 pm

"I love creating factbooks for my nation, because I'm NOT lazy!"

"[proposal=][/proposal]"
Last edited by Newlandiqia on Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
Joined NationStates on 29 September 2023. | NS Stats are not canon. | Newlandiq's sucessor because I kinda forgot their password. | Spoiler Maze. | Ultimate F7er of 10000 Islands. | Reunite Majestia! | Call me a winterposter.
Newlandiq has just adopted the scrolly news on their forum signature. | The pizza industry is getting a push due to external demands. | Newlandiq is working on creating more cars.

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Urine Town
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Posts: 685
Founded: Feb 01, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Urine Town » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:08 pm

“I’ve changed my outlook on countless issues facing society! Thank you NSG, you’re the best :p
Socialist! Pro-UNION! Eat the Rich!
LGBTQ+ Rights are Human Rights
Pro-LIFE. Value them both!
SLAVA UKRAINI! The Russian Government is a Terrorist Group
From the River to the Sea
Climate change is REAL. Deal with it
Remember, Bobby, what became of him
REMEMBER!
How he indulged a whim
REMEMBER!
Remember how he made a mockery
He shunned the crockery
Off to the dockery
DON’T BE LIKE HIM

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Suncursed
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 26, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Suncursed » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:13 pm

"Wow! The raiders getting rid of my puppet instead of my main account was a REALLY smart move :clap: "

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Hakushiya
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Posts: 107
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hakushiya » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:14 pm

“it’s not like Funen was once an R&D region anyway” (which is also a blatant lie afaik ;) )
Last edited by Hakushiya on Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hakushiya (MT/PMT) = new main of the player who used to be behind Rhim Flavezztowland

Oreo City 86: 23rd (1st debut as RF)
Peeto 87: 30th (as RF)
Flav City 88: 10th (1st hosting as RF)
Auszer 89: DNF (withdrew)
Avon 90: DNF (withdrew)
Haufenburg 91: 13th (as RF)
Anyme 92: 18th (as RF)
Puerto Ambar 112: 16th (2nd debut as Hakushiya)
Light City 113: TBA



(locks all NS stats in a dungeon | player pronouns: he/they | me on Wattpad | let’s compare our musical tastes ^_^)
#eurovision #britpop #asianpop #gachacore


and I~ begin to wonder~
signed, [REDACTED]

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Gorutimania
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Posts: 288
Founded: Sep 11, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gorutimania » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:17 pm

"I love NationStates! The people are so nice!"
THIS IS MY SIG
GET YOUR OWN
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO /STILLME ANYONE WHO SAYS IM FASH
LISTEN TO THE BELOW VERSE NOW
https://youtu.be/8XqNq_oeSMM?si=iQVeJWILt4QhNxL8
REAL SIG COMING SOON
UPDATE: PROBABLY NOT
RIP MAC MILLER: MAY HE BE REMEMBERED

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Lazio-Toscana and Veneto-Lombardia
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Posts: 39
Founded: Nov 17, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Lazio-Toscana and Veneto-Lombardia » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:18 pm

While people do say stuff about how Nazis are good, the mods are rather quick to change that person's mind.
"In bocca al lupo // Crepi il lupo"
~Motto of the LTERVL States
"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" ~ Voltaire.
NS policies are canon except for the cannibalism one.
Factbook in progress.
Alt of Adharcáilí

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Kashimura
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 479
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:56 pm

“General seems pretty calm today.”
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Daphomir
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 392
Founded: Jan 30, 2024
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Daphomir » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:02 pm

First timers: "tHiS gAmE iS sO eAsY!1"
Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Communism

All NS stats are canon


A Class <14.66666667> Civilization according to this index.

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Kostane
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Posts: 1726
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Kostane » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:07 pm

“Godmoding is allowed on this RP”
NS stats are (mostly) canon. A thriving capitalist military autocracy ruled by the bourgeoisie— its a communist’s worst nightmare.
Pronouns: He / Him
Place of Resident: The United States
Religion: Christian (Roman Catholic)
Political Views: Democratic Socialism
Kostane

Do you like war? I liked war once. Join my war!
Vote Ineva for best NSPlayer April 2024

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Johodovill
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Posts: 170
Founded: Jan 17, 2024
Father Knows Best State

Postby Johodovill » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:08 pm

Gorutimania wrote:"I love NationStates! The people are so nice!"

ngl there are heaps of nice people on ns, it's just you don't often see that side of the game on the forums (except for F7 and certain NSG threads sometimes)
/skipme
IC: This nation was an African colony of Moreistan, is now independent.
Content, if not exactly proud Reject, she/her preferred, PolComp: -2.0, -1.23 (yes really), not gonna show my RightValues results because it makes me look like a dumbass (and maybe I am), Democratic* Conservative
*Actual democracy, not the oligarchic system in the guise of a democracy most of the West has

Headlines of Daily Jodovill City Times, 3/4/2024: Johodovill has been seized from the grasp of China, is now independent again

*Moreistan Forever!* *Johodovill for Even Longer!*

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-Floptropica-
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Posts: 311
Founded: Sep 23, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby -Floptropica- » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:08 pm

Kostane wrote:“Godmoding is allowed on this RP”

most of those civil war popup threads on II don't really enforce that rule
Welcome to Floptropica! | She/They | NS Stats not canon
Flopondon Post | Nickee Minaj, governor of Nickitea, declares state of emergency after gang violence, led by Meghan-thee Stallion, rocks provincial capital Gag City | Pooja Misrra, the mayor of Flop City, an Independent, drops out of presidential race  | Current President Deborah Ali-Williams wins the All People's Democratic Party Primary in Potaxiene, scoring a huge win for liberals

Overview | Factbooks

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Bayshire
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Posts: 964
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Bayshire » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:10 pm

"I never use anecdotal evidence, only empirical."
MANGO FIELD
DA BOYZ
ALL STATS ARE 100 PERCENT CANON
Country music is criminally underrated
Signed, a country boy
Who is Bayshire?
American guy
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you <3

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 619
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:21 pm

"Just one post in the F7 section, no more"
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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Jewish Partisan Division
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Posts: 111
Founded: May 14, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:24 pm

"I should really spend more time on NSG."

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0stainia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 14, 2024
Ex-Nation

Postby 0stainia » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:26 pm

“I love picky users who uses /stillme whenever the BN doesn’t write an entire essay for their post, they make forum 7 a better place!”
Post-apocalyptic america that’s conservative

I’m not really here for RPs, but I still get excited when I win wars.

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Remulia
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Posts: 619
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Feb 14, 2024 10:29 pm

"I hate when a Factbook needs a revamp"
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

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The Caleshan Valkyrie
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Posts: 1544
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:10 pm

“Oh no! Your correcting my spelling has completely dismantled my argument!”
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)

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Sawenia
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Posts: 97
Founded: Dec 29, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sawenia » Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:12 pm

i luv watching mods nudes
Sawenia
The Local Guy
Director and Writer of NasGeo
Former Director of Asian Intelligence Agency
Minister of Defence of Confederation Of
Northern Regions
Former Minister Of Defence of Yajib
Advisor of Vice Delegate of THE BRICS
NATIONS
TNP'er
#lovenatgeo
Malaysian
Since 2022

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Beliras
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:48 am

"I love factbooks with almost no detail!"
may I tell you to GTFO, ripple haters, it just looks realistic
I don't need no one-liner too
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (feature puppet)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Great Kerguelen Islands wrote:like the level 1 of the the
"300ZX" - BELIRAS
Some IC info (take a look pls).
just a normal class 1.8 civ
Beliras's status: Offline (May be outdated) - Only reply to me.
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Dantek
Envoy
 
Posts: 267
Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:50 am

"I love fascism"
Literally Hybodus
Hybodus in the Rejected Realms
Parvai in Vibonia
And of course, Dantek in the North Pacific

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 727
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Thu Feb 15, 2024 3:53 am

"Summerposters are the best!"
"I hate it when BN gives me a paragraph for an answer!"
"Simonia leaving Majestia for Anegana the day before the raid is genius!"
"Anegana's RMB is so active that no one even uses their Discord anymore." (Void this this is in Lugarvatn's signature)
Last edited by Simonia on Thu Feb 15, 2024 4:04 am, edited 3 times in total.
Hello there. I'm Simonia of MJT.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonja invaded on founding date | ]Vonum shoutout here! | April 8 brings first Simonian solar eclipse in Simonia-Majestia | Florida man arrested for attempting to decapitate NS stats
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
TGs are welcome.
I have a YT channel.
Fascists are the worst.
Iziba also has CYOAs.
#SaveFP

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