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Spicy Icecream
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Kyorgia Puppet Storage - Moral Pre-Emptive Liberation of TRR

Postby Spicy Icecream » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:34 am





After lots of planning in extremely secret and hidden communication areas, the Kyosson family have proven dominance over Warzone Airspace and Warzone Trinidad! (And by lots of planning I definitely don't mean that we joked about it in a public Discord channel of an unrelated region and decided to do it because it's funny.)
This unbelievable clandestine and thorough occupation has marked the need for NationStates' premier region Kyorgia Puppet Storage, the capital region of the Kyossons, to form a proper gameplay embassy.

This earthshattering event will cause the Warzoners and the rest of gameplay to quake in their boots in fear of the mighty Kyorgia Puppet Storagean juggernaut.

Prior to the jump we even were courteous enough to have a wholesome interaction in Balder.
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Now this is what I call covertness and great planning.

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(The BoM embassy to KPS was in fact established the update prior to KPS's tag of WZT, however we expect BoM to not act on our actions since ignoring the security of embassy partners is the cool thing to do in GP these days.)

More proof of our ingenious secrecy? Well we have this. This is a very normal thing to see in everyday NationStates, and not at all weird.
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and remember

The only cure for them is a great jihad across all of NS.

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Feet and Ankles
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Postby Feet and Ankles » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:43 am

Another glorious victory for KPS ✊✊✊

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Toerana
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Postby Toerana » Sun Jan 14, 2024 11:45 am

First fell Vara's Fan Club, and now Warzone Airspace and Trinidad have been brought back into the fold.

None can stand against our might ✊

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Postby The Ambis » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:00 pm

Bravo. For what it’s worth, none of us are mad. We find it quite amusing, actually.
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West March
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Postby West March » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:40 pm

Long live KPS

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The Ever-Wanderer
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Postby The Ever-Wanderer » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:41 pm

Spicy Icecream wrote:however we expect BoM to not act on our actions since ignoring the security of embassy partners is the cool thing to do in GP these days.


Unlike TNP, BoM typically neither includes mutual defense clauses in our treaties in the first place, nor do we typically completely ignore said treated region entirely after they got raided and had natives banned on their behalf while still expressly using that raid as part of a justification for war.

We tend to offer our sympathies and forms of aid that do not constitute the gross and unraiderly act of "liberating," which nonetheless go above and beyond our mutually agreed-upon treaty obligations.

tl;dr your expectation is probably right and this is really only a gotcha to the people who neglect defense clauses that do exist, and not the people exceeding those that don't.
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Spicy Icecream
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Postby Spicy Icecream » Sun Jan 14, 2024 12:55 pm

you are very correct mr ever wanderer, it was a gotcha to the people who neglect defence clauses that do exist. i was hoping somebody would notice. :)

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Feet and Ankles
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Statement on Thaecian Coup

Postby Feet and Ankles » Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:50 pm

As Thaecia's closest ally, it is only right and proper that Kyorgia Puppet Storage make a statement regarding recent events.
KPS has of late been trailblazers with our regional ideology of Pre-Emptive Moralism, which guides us in both the domestic and military spheres.
We would like to congratulate Prime Minister Snalland for their excellent use of pre-emptive moralism, utilising the unsuspecting villain Andusre's time away eating dinner to move with true pre-emptive character against the immoral coup which had been so devilishly planned. We look forward to continuing good relations with their administration.
Should the aforesaid coup succeed, we would like to congratulate the new overlord of Thaecia, Andusre, for his pre-emptive efforts to prevent the moral decline of so great a region and his ousting of the villainous schemer Snalland, and look forward to good relations with his imperial council.

KPS on top
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Postby Reventus Koth » Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:51 pm

thank u mr skeltal
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Postby Notanam » Sat Feb 03, 2024 4:57 pm

truly kps is nationstates' last hope...
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Postby Improper Classifications » Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:04 pm

was waiting for kps to cook
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The Union of Ventura
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Postby The Union of Ventura » Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:19 pm

KPS is the best!
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Ataturk Gif
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Postby Ataturk Gif » Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:34 pm

KPS saying it like it is, as usual!

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Postby Toerana » Sat Feb 03, 2024 6:14 pm

Thank you Honourable Representative of the Great Kyorgia Puppet Storage.

It is good to see the one true ideology of pre-emptive moralism spread across NationStates.

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Postby Gorutimania » Sat Feb 03, 2024 6:17 pm

Hail KPS! Hail KPS! Hail KPS!
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Feet and Ankles
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Kyorgia Puppet Storage: Still Here

Postby Feet and Ankles » Sat May 18, 2024 10:48 am

Kyorgia Puppet Storage

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KPS got bored ig
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...so we tragically had to settle for second-best, Warzone Trinidad.
We, as per tradition, pinged Ambis2 to let him know what was going on, and joined the WZT discord to make extra sure they weren't taken by surprise.
Apparently they were taken by surprise anyway, because of our super-sneaky tactic of jumping half an hour early bcos we couldn't be bothered to figure out when it actually updates. They apparently were actually paying attention and even saw High Commander Toerana jump, but ig they're just even more incompetent than we are idk

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Anyway I don't rly have a snarky message like giang did last time, so I guess I'll just link to https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1895855



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Toerana
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Postby Toerana » Sat May 18, 2024 10:51 am

KPS on Top

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Postby Warzone Arstotskiano » Sat May 18, 2024 11:01 am

REAL
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KPS launches moral pre-emptive liberation of the TRR

Postby Feet and Ankles » Tue Dec 10, 2024 2:51 pm

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This evening, after a breakdown of relations resulting in TRR delegate Toerana and KPS RO Feet and Ankles trading bans, a state of war has been declared between KPS and TRR.

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KPS has for some time scented foul play afoot as the toetalitarian TRR regime introduced sweeping new powers to bring dissidents to heel, sparking an inter-regional crisis when Delegate Toerana broke with decades of precedent and ejected Kyosson Patriarch Kyorgia from TRR. The Bowshot118 regime quickly got cold feet and was forced to rescind this ban following intervention by KPS's faithful ally, Thaecia. Following this humiliation, Toerana has hired a PR Manager, with Earthly Cossack announced as "Officer of Public Relations", generally regarded as an acknowledgement that Toerana had put his foot in it. Despite thus indicating a desire to put relations back on a good footing, Delegate Toerana quickly heel-turned, setting the toene with further censorship of KPS media.

Considering all the above, and with this latest ban of our RO, KPS is putting its foot down. Patriarch Kyorgia has given his assent to a declaration of war against The Rejected Realms with the sole purpose of giving Toerana the boot. In the words of Loyal Veteran Vince Cable: "KPS rides to war against the tyranny of Toerana!" - against the Royal Kyosson Army, Bowshot118's regime is firmly on the back foot.

NationStates' most highly lauded defender military looks forward to the defeet of the Bowshot118 Regime: he will discover that KPS is not a region that allows itself to be trampled underfoot. We exhort all Rejects who remain loyal to their region's values of free speech and democracy - who are tired having to toe the line, and unafraid to go toe-to-toe with a tyrant - to step forward and endorse Shy Guyia as the Kyosson-approved leg-itimate delegate.

Boshot Delenda Est.

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Postby New Anarchisticstan » Tue Dec 10, 2024 3:06 pm

long live KPS
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Postby Toerana » Tue Dec 10, 2024 3:20 pm

KPS on T-

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Postby Raiding puPpeT » Tue Dec 10, 2024 3:23 pm

Inshallah may KPS destroy TRR. GOD BLESS KPS!!!
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Postby Spicy Icecream » Tue Dec 10, 2024 5:25 pm

KPS on TOP!

Good move, commander. Consider the RR liberated.

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Postby Gay Loser » Tue Dec 10, 2024 6:28 pm

11 december 2024 at 1:21 AM GMT the toe's trusted officer the jack shamelessly ejected the tich from the trr against democratic principle

the tich is ethnic minority "fake bangladesh" indicating racism against bangladeshi like me

i call upon all bangladeshi in nationstates to carry out a great invasion against BNP sympatising traitors and support the great KPS cause

joy bangla #unbantich #kyorgiapulaostorage

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Postby Mad Jack Is Rejected » Tue Dec 10, 2024 6:44 pm

Gay loser wrote:11 december 2024 at 1:21 AM GMT the toe's trusted officer the jack shamelessly ejected the tich from the trr against democratic principle

the tich is ethnic minority "fake bangladesh" indicating racism against bangladeshi like me

i call upon all bangladeshi in nationstates to carry out a great invasion against BNP sympatising traitors and support the great KPS cause

joy bangla #unbantich #kyorgiapulaostorage

Counter point: the ejection of the tich was met with critical and public acclaim and not one negative review was received
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