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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:35 pm

This is the in character thread for the Convention on the Prohibition and Annihilation of Bioweapons.
The Convention on the Prohibition and Annihilation of Bioweapons is a treaty with the goal of a strict and absolute prohibition of bioweapons, using nuclear force if necessary.
Members of the the Tribunal of the Convention on the Prohibition and Annihilation of Bioweapons:
Members of the Convention on the Prohibition and Annihilation of Bioweapons:
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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:19 pm

The Gestachian diplomat was slightly nervous, this was understandable after all since this was the first meeting of a groundbreaking treaty, he ran around making sure everything was perfect, the glasses, water, papers, and pens, all checked once again. Once he confirmed that everything was in order he patiently waited for his guests.

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:39 pm

A Cossack diplomat stepped in, bearing a little emblem with his suit. He had a tie with the colors of Kazachiya.

"Good morning." he said in English. He had a noticeable Russian accent, and had a ruffled beard. He sat down and put some food forth. Diplomats usually gave food as a sign of welcoming. He sat down and waited for the other guests to come.

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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:42 pm

The double doors are throne wide open and a swaggering man in a dark suit enters, a wide grin on his face. His suit has two pins on it, one in the Daevan flag and another in a stylized crown. He sits down self assuredly and checks his golden watch. Every thing about the diplomat seems designed to go against communist values, from the gold adornments, expensive clothing and self assured swagger. He puts a little Daevan mini-flag in front of him. “Hello hello friends! Sir Altan Ahmet, flying ace at your service! The Foreign Office specifically chose me for this role, so I am sure it will be wonderful. They seemed quite happy about it, in fact. Giggling like jackals, they were. Anyways, hello hello!”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:45 pm

Kazachiya wrote:A Cossack diplomat stepped in, bearing a little emblem with his suit. He had a tie with the colors of Kazachiya.

"Good morning." he said in English. He had a noticeable Russian accent, and had a ruffled beard. He sat down and put some food forth. Diplomats usually gave food as a sign of welcoming. He sat down and waited for the other guests to come.
"Welcome! I hope the room is comfortable, temperature, furnishings, and so forth." "What questions or concerns do you have with the CPAB?"
The Daeva wrote:The double doors are throne wide open and a swaggering man in a dark suit enters, a wide grin on his face. His suit has two pins on it, one in the Daevan flag and another in a stylized crown. He sits down self assuredly and checks his golden watch. Every thing about the diplomat seems designed to go against communist values, from the gold adornments, expensive clothing and self assured swagger. He puts a little Daevan mini-flag in front of him. “Hello hello friends! Sir Altan Ahmet, flying ace at your service! The Foreign Office specifically chose me for this role, so I am sure it will be wonderful. They seemed quite happy about it, in fact. Giggling like jackals, they were. Anyways, hello hello!”
What is he doing here?!

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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:48 pm

Socialist Gestachia wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:A Cossack diplomat stepped in, bearing a little emblem with his suit. He had a tie with the colors of Kazachiya.

"Good morning." he said in English. He had a noticeable Russian accent, and had a ruffled beard. He sat down and put some food forth. Diplomats usually gave food as a sign of welcoming. He sat down and waited for the other guests to come.
"Welcome! I hope the room is comfortable, temperature, furnishings, and so forth." "What questions or concerns do you have with the CPAB?"
The Daeva wrote:The double doors are throne wide open and a swaggering man in a dark suit enters, a wide grin on his face. His suit has two pins on it, one in the Daevan flag and another in a stylized crown. He sits down self assuredly and checks his golden watch. Every thing about the diplomat seems designed to go against communist values, from the gold adornments, expensive clothing and self assured swagger. He puts a little Daevan mini-flag in front of him. “Hello hello friends! Sir Altan Ahmet, flying ace at your service! The Foreign Office specifically chose me for this role, so I am sure it will be wonderful. They seemed quite happy about it, in fact. Giggling like jackals, they were. Anyways, hello hello!”
What is he doing here?!



OOC: hahah, assuming this is OOC, the Foreign Office decided to send the best and brightest. Only the best for this posting! National Hero and all that. Why, he earned his ace fighting those dastardly communist revolutionaries above the Desert of Ahriman! This is in no way a deliberate petty act by the Foreign Office, no sir. Stuff and nonsense, pure libel and slander those accusations are! :p
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:52 pm

"Welcome! I hope the room is comfortable, temperature, furnishings, and so forth." "What questions or concerns do you have with the CPAB?"


"No, no, not yet at least. Would anyone like this Boortsog?" He was looking at a small dish he had jammed on the table.
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:53 pm

Socialist Gestachia wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:A Cossack diplomat stepped in, bearing a little emblem with his suit. He had a tie with the colors of Kazachiya.

"Good morning." he said in English. He had a noticeable Russian accent, and had a ruffled beard. He sat down and put some food forth. Diplomats usually gave food as a sign of welcoming. He sat down and waited for the other guests to come.
"Welcome! I hope the room is comfortable, temperature, furnishings, and so forth." "What questions or concerns do you have with the CPAB?"
The Daeva wrote:The double doors are throne wide open and a swaggering man in a dark suit enters, a wide grin on his face. His suit has two pins on it, one in the Daevan flag and another in a stylized crown. He sits down self assuredly and checks his golden watch. Every thing about the diplomat seems designed to go against communist values, from the gold adornments, expensive clothing and self assured swagger. He puts a little Daevan mini-flag in front of him. “Hello hello friends! Sir Altan Ahmet, flying ace at your service! The Foreign Office specifically chose me for this role, so I am sure it will be wonderful. They seemed quite happy about it, in fact. Giggling like jackals, they were. Anyways, hello hello!”
What is he doing here?!


“Temperature is nothing compared to the hot Daevan skies, I am sure it will be just fine! Although I see you went for ‘office-vogue’ for the furnishings, and I would recommend something a little more stately. A little mahogany goes along way, my charming socialist friend. As for questions, just one. How will we stop the biological threat! I assume it involves strafing runs and tales of adventure!”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:59 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
"Welcome! I hope the room is comfortable, temperature, furnishings, and so forth." "What questions or concerns do you have with the CPAB?"


"No, no, not yet at least. Would anyone like this Boortsog?" He was looking at a small dish he had jammed on the table.
"Ah! Reminds me when I was in Generistan."

The diplomat's assistant came in and whispered something into his ear and left. "Oh no. Please tell me this isn't happening." The diplomat seemingly shrank in his chair, "Don't tell me the Daeva of all countries signed the CPAB!"
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:05 pm

Socialist Gestachia wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:
"No, no, not yet at least. Would anyone like this Boortsog?" He was looking at a small dish he had jammed on the table.
"Ah! Reminds me when I was Generistan."

The diplomat's assistant came in and whispered something into his ear and left. "Oh no. Please tell me this isn't happening." The diplomat seemingly shrank in his chair, "Don't tell me the Daeva of all countries signed the CPAB!"


The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:09 pm

The Daeva wrote:
Socialist Gestachia wrote:"Ah! Reminds me when I was Generistan."

The diplomat's assistant came in and whispered something into his ear and left. "Oh no. Please tell me this isn't happening." The diplomat seemingly shrank in his chair, "Don't tell me the Daeva of all countries signed the CPAB!"
The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”
At this diplomat's face was getting as red as the flag of Gestachia, "What do you want?! What do they want?! They must want something if they sent anyone here, especially you!

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:13 pm

The Daeva wrote:
Socialist Gestachia wrote:"Ah! Reminds me when I was Generistan."

The diplomat's assistant came in and whispered something into his ear and left. "Oh no. Please tell me this isn't happening." The diplomat seemingly shrank in his chair, "Don't tell me the Daeva of all countries signed the CPAB!"


The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”


"You seem rather feisty. This is not a patriotic speech; it is a diplomatic summit, sir." The diplomat plopped a Boortsog in his mouth and sipped on some water.
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:14 pm

Socialist Gestachia wrote:
The Daeva wrote:The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”
At this diplomat's face was getting as red as the flag of Gestachia, "What do you want?! What do they want?! They must want something if they sent anyone here, especially you!


“I don’t quite catch your meeting, my socialist compadre. To answer your rather blunt questions. What I want is a cup of Earl Grey tea with two and a quarter sugars, steeped to perfection. I don’t know who they are, but they sound rather insidious. Trust me, me and my bureaucratic friends at the Foreign Office shall help determine what these mysterious ‘they’ people are after. Conspiracy’s shan’t be tolerated, not on SIR ALTAN AHMET’s watch at lest. No sir, I forbid it. Show me these malefactors and I shall strafe them most viciously quicker than you can say ‘FOR THE EMPIRE’, with the requisite patriotic fervor!”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:16 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
The Daeva wrote:
The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”


"You seem rather feisty. This is not a patriotic speech; it is a diplomatic summit, sir." The diplomat plopped a Boortsog in his mouth and sipped on some water.


“I suppose feisty must mean daring in your nation. If so, then yes sir! My derring-do is the stuff of several novels and feature films.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:19 pm

The Daeva wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:
"You seem rather feisty. This is not a patriotic speech; it is a diplomatic summit, sir." The diplomat plopped a Boortsog in his mouth and sipped on some water.


“I suppose feisty must mean daring in your nation. If so, then yes sir! My derring-do is the stuff of several novels and feature films.”


"It means small and weak, but acts bold and 'daring' in public, even if they are not actually like that." The diplomat cut a kotlet (Polish word for cutlet, idk why I'm using it) out of a small fish meal he had also brought to the summit. He put it on his plate and slowly started to eat.
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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:21 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
The Daeva wrote:
The airman smiles even wider. “Indeed, my fine young fellow! And his Majesty the Padeshah has sent me, Sir Altan Ahmet, FLYING ACE! To represent his interests! And who better than the brave airman of the mighty Desert-Swift! HERO OF THE BATTLE OF SOLOMONS HILL!” He clears his throat and adjusts his tie to a rakish angle. “Your mention of my glorious nation makes me want to break into boisterous singing, I dare say sir. Although I shall endeavor to restrain myself, to respect your local customs.”


"You seem rather feisty. This is not a patriotic speech; it is a diplomatic summit, sir." The diplomat plopped a Boortsog in his mouth and sipped on some water.
I am so sorry, I didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.
The Daeva wrote:
Socialist Gestachia wrote:At this point diplomat's face was getting as red as the flag of Gestachia, "What do you want?! What do they want?! They must want something if they sent anyone here, especially you!


“I don’t quite catch your meeting, my socialist compadre. To answer your rather blunt questions. What I want is a cup of Earl Grey tea with two and a quarter sugars, steeped to perfection. I don’t know who they are, but they sound rather insidious. Trust me, me and my bureaucratic friends at the Foreign Office shall help determine what these mysterious ‘they’ people are after. Conspiracy’s shan’t be tolerated, not on SIR ALTAN AHMET’s watch at lest. No sir, I forbid it. Show me these malefactors and I shall strafe them most viciously quicker than you can say ‘FOR THE EMPIRE’, with the requisite patriotic fervor!”
Fine, just dink your tea so we, the real diplomats can do our jobs while you are too busy slurping on your cup. The liquids are over there.
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:23 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
The Daeva wrote:
“I suppose feisty must mean daring in your nation. If so, then yes sir! My derring-do is the stuff of several novels and feature films.”


"It means small and weak, but acts bold and 'daring' in public, even if they are not actually like that." The diplomat cut a kotlet (Polish word for cutlet, idk why I'm using it) out of a small fish meal he had also brought to the summit. He put it on his plate and slowly started to eat.


“Well, then I am afraid that doesn’t apply to me. I am daring privately and publicly. And I am a respectable 5 11’, so I must say I am a little offended, my good man. Although, I suppose in the matter of diplomacy I shall endeavor to let this slide.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:24 pm

I am so sorry, didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.


"It is fine. I have dealt with diplomats like these; once I had to shoot a Kazakh one because he started throwing plates at everyone because we were going to get Volgograd in the peace talks at the end of the war."

He now spoke again, clearing his throat and speaking over the Daevan diplomat. "Now, we should get to proper discussion. I would like to raise the issue of the Republic of Adygea (generic state in cossack lore, not an actual player); they neighbor us and have been using chemical weapons for a long time now. We have fought them in war and they are rampant in it's use. There are news stories about them gassing Chechen protestors."
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:25 pm

Socialist Gestachia wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:
"You seem rather feisty. This is not a patriotic speech; it is a diplomatic summit, sir." The diplomat plopped a Boortsog in his mouth and sipped on some water.
I am so sorry, I didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.
The Daeva wrote:
“I don’t quite catch your meeting, my socialist compadre. To answer your rather blunt questions. What I want is a cup of Earl Grey tea with two and a quarter sugars, steeped to perfection. I don’t know who they are, but they sound rather insidious. Trust me, me and my bureaucratic friends at the Foreign Office shall help determine what these mysterious ‘they’ people are after. Conspiracy’s shan’t be tolerated, not on SIR ALTAN AHMET’s watch at lest. No sir, I forbid it. Show me these malefactors and I shall strafe them most viciously quicker than you can say ‘FOR THE EMPIRE’, with the requisite patriotic fervor!”
Fine, just dink your tea so we, the real diplomats can do our jobs while you are too busy slurping on your cup. The liquids are over there.


“I beg your pardon! I am a real diplomat, since two hours ago. Special Dispensation and all that. The Foreign Office insisted they needed me, and I am always there to preform services for King and Country, or Padeshah and Country in this case.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:26 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
I am so sorry, didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.


"It is fine. I have dealt with diplomats like these; once I had to shoot a Kazakh one because he started throwing plates at everyone because we were going to get Volgograd in the peace talks at the end of the war."

He now spoke again, clearing his throat and speaking over the Daevan diplomat. "Now, we should get to proper discussion. I would like to raise the issue of the Republic of Adygea (generic state in cossack lore, not an actual player); they neighbor us and have been using chemical weapons for a long time now. We have fought them in war and they are rampant in it's use. There are news stories about them gassing Chechen protestors."


“Well that’s terrible. They must be stopped. I would recommend that we put the kibosh on such activities post-haste!”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:27 pm

The Daeva wrote:
Socialist Gestachia wrote:I am so sorry, I didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.Fine, just dink your tea so we, the real diplomats can do our jobs while you are too busy slurping on your cup. The liquids are over there.


“I beg your pardon! I am a real diplomat, since two hours ago. Special Dispensation and all that. The Foreign Office insisted they needed me, and I am always there to preform services for King and Country, or Padeshah and Country in this case.”


"Since two hours ago? You likely have no training whatsoever. I have been to dozens of summits and talks, and present at many public roles. And you? Some egoistical airman? Quiet yourself so we can discuss properly."
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Postby Kazachiya » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:30 pm

The Daeva wrote:
Kazachiya wrote:
"It is fine. I have dealt with diplomats like these; once I had to shoot a Kazakh one because he started throwing plates at everyone because we were going to get Volgograd in the peace talks at the end of the war."

He now spoke again, clearing his throat and speaking over the Daevan diplomat. "Now, we should get to proper discussion. I would like to raise the issue of the Republic of Adygea (generic state in cossack lore, not an actual player); they neighbor us and have been using chemical weapons for a long time now. We have fought them in war and they are rampant in it's use. There are news stories about them gassing Chechen protestors."


“Well that’s terrible. They must be stopped. I would recommend that we put the kibosh on such activities post-haste!”


"We already have conflict with them; just not outright war. They've started blockading Sevastopol recently. I do not suggest invasion yet; just an ultimatum (response would probably be roleplayed by me since there is no player for it, since I'm a little cheater). Our military is underdeveloped and we cannot mount an invasion in their territory, so we would need a lot of support from the rest of the alliance. However, we can adequately defend our own territory enough to make sure it is not too much of a strain on others."
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Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:35 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
The Daeva wrote:
“I beg your pardon! I am a real diplomat, since two hours ago. Special Dispensation and all that. The Foreign Office insisted they needed me, and I am always there to preform services for King and Country, or Padeshah and Country in this case.”


"Since two hours ago? You likely have no training whatsoever. I have been to dozens of summits and talks, and present at many public roles. And you? Some egoistical airman? Quiet yourself so we can discuss properly."


“Whilst I applaud your own storied work in your career, I would appreciate not being talked down to. For your information, sir, I have been in numerous public functions, have dedicated 400 buildings, have given speech’s for Daeva Day, have acted in several films, given interviews, and have personally said several witty one liners to my foes as they plummet to good ol’ terra firma. You notice, sir, I have not actually said anything insulting to your or anyone. And yet you have decided to attempt to lambast me while I am merely doing my job. I am sorry my way is different than your way, but as a diplomat I naturally assumed you knew how to respect cultural differences. Also, I do have training. More years of it in the service of Uncle Dave. That’s the national propaganda personification of the army, you understand.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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Postby Socialist Gestachia » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:37 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
I am so sorry, didn't know this buffoon was going to show up.
He now spoke again, clearing his throat and speaking over the Daevan diplomat. "Now, we should get to proper discussion. I would like to raise the issue of the Republic of Adygea (generic state in cossack lore, not an actual player); they neighbor us and have been using chemical weapons for a long time now. We have fought them in war and they are rampant in it's use. There are news stories about them gassing Chechen protestors."
I'm sorry, this treaty only applies to bioweapons, not chemical weapons. There's not much that can be done in the range of this treaty, I can probably get my state to send CBRN equipment, but that is about it. Military support would be unlikely.
The Daeva wrote:“I don’t quite catch your meeting, my socialist compadre. To answer your rather blunt questions. What I want is a cup of Earl Grey tea with two and a quarter sugars, steeped to perfection. I don’t know who they are, but they sound rather insidious. Trust me, me and my bureaucratic friends at the Foreign Office shall help determine what these mysterious ‘they’ people are after. Conspiracy’s shan’t be tolerated, not on SIR ALTAN AHMET’s watch at lest. No sir, I forbid it. Show me these malefactors and I shall strafe them most viciously quicker than you can say ‘FOR THE EMPIRE’, with the requisite patriotic fervor!”
Fine, just dink your tea so we, the real diplomats can do our jobs while you are too busy slurping on your cup. The liquids are over there.[/quote]

“I beg your pardon! I am a real diplomat, since two hours ago. Special Dispensation and all that. The Foreign Office insisted they needed me, and I am always there to preform services for King and Country, or Padeshah and Country in this case.”[/quote]"Ah ha! I knew it you are nothing but a fraud, I'll be sure to have you expelled and declare you persona non grata!" The Gestachian diplomat walked over to a phone, "operator can you get me someone from those idiots at the Daeva's Foreign Office?" "I will certainly try."

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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Daeva » Sun Dec 17, 2023 7:38 pm

Kazachiya wrote:
The Daeva wrote:
“Well that’s terrible. They must be stopped. I would recommend that we put the kibosh on such activities post-haste!”


"We already have conflict with them; just not outright war. They've started blockading Sevastopol recently. I do not suggest invasion yet; just an ultimatum (response would probably be roleplayed by me since there is no player for it, since I'm a little cheater). Our military is underdeveloped and we cannot mount an invasion in their territory, so we would need a lot of support from the rest of the alliance. However, we can adequately defend our own territory enough to make sure it is not too much of a strain on others."


“Well. If you need help in the military side of things, I can help with that. I have many friends in the RDA and can organize a military effort if you would like. Also, we can help develop your army. An ultimatum would have to be forceful. Needs gravitas. Trust me, I have issued many of them to baser villains than this Adygea nation.”
Heya! Just your ordinary ruthless pragmatic monarchy. We may be the lesser evil, but we are fancy and polite while doing it!

“Daeva doesn’t join sides, we make them.” -Margrave Alabaster Kovacs, a sterling example of a Daevan diplomat.

Daeva’s theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhJgWHOC14

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