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YL and AL are trapped in an elevator, what would happen?

Postby Remulia » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:38 pm

One day, YL finds themselves trapped in an elevator with AL, what would be their reaction? What would happen? (try this to be family friendly)

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Postby Main Page » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:40 pm

*begins playing splatoon music without airpods*
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[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

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Postby Vonum » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:45 pm

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Postby Ostlandian Military District » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:45 pm

Main Page wrote:*begins playing splatoon music without airpods*

"What the hell is this thin-"

*gets splashed with ink*

"was expected...?"

"Ah... I dunno anymore."




Edit: Ninja'd

"So... you seen any good movies lately?"

Then there would be awkward silence for 30 minutes until the F.D showed up.
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Postby Remulia » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:47 pm

"Soo....eh...Can you sell me some drones? i need them to clean my room, and the place i work"
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Postby Vonum » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:51 pm

"You like art? My favourite art is 'Lo Depresaj Femma' which means 'The Sad Woman' which is..."
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
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Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Main Page » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:53 pm

*slaps you with a brush*
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Postby Remulia » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:57 pm

*Steal the brush and use it to paint a smile in a wall of the elevator*
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Postby Ostlandian Military District » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:00 pm

Remulia wrote:*Steal the brush and use it to paint a smile in a wall of the elevator*

"I'm sorry for ignoring your previous request, but err... No. Maybe ask the Senscarian Board of Economics about that?"

Upon seeing the Leader's disappointed face, he'd quickly change the subject.

"So, uh... Do you want a trade deal? We seriously need it, we're stranded from our homeworld."
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Postby Vonum » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:04 pm

I can sell you all my scrap metal, if you wish. It's not rusty, and you can use it for anything!
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Benaveni ca lo Apilla Jhestar'r Dia, idiotes! Gora loca pan-Vonia ci heurra!
Ona femma polhusej morta vi dosa mala so Maddeloffu
Troisir exesplaneng vicin lo reservoir co Craonyao.
<<<<<<
Maddeloffu: 213ºH, Sola
Xertæ: 194ºH, Sola
Exeta: 201ºH, Partia Cumula
Miami: 235ºH, Sola
Lijkyao: 199ºH, Pleutons
Craonyao: 205ºH, Cumula
Onacita: 211ºH, Sola

Nationa Informatia: Tresa sola so doc placas.

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Postby Anueme » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:22 pm

"I can sell you scrapped metal, in fact, i have a house full of scrapped metal."

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Postby The Indios Bravos » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:24 pm

Dont pull out a gun dont pull out a gun dont pu-
"Fuck it."
bang
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Postby Kareniya » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:27 pm

She'd freeze in shock at the sudden gunshot, eyes wide open and shaking a little.
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Postby Ostlandian Military District » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:29 pm

Kareniya wrote:She'd freeze in shock at the sudden gunshot, eyes wide open and shaking a little.

He'd look at the similarly-aged leader with some form of curiosity.
"So... How did you become leader of your nation?" He'd say, looking at her while holding a notebook. Upon receiving his response, he'd promptly flip through the pages of said notebook until the door is forced open.
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Postby Simonia » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:31 pm

AL (I forgot their name): Um…hi?
Simone: Aw, dang it! I'm trapped in an elevator! And since the Indios Bravos was helping Doratica earlier, I'm not sure what will happen…
AL: Calm down. Don't pull out a gun. Calm down. Don't pull out a-
Simone: Don't worry. I won't pull out a gun..
AL: *pulls out gun*
Simone: What is that for? OK, OK, calm down. Calm down. I brought a gun too.
AL: Don't shoot…don't shoot…don't shoot…
Simone: I won't, OK? Now please just get your gun out of here. It's creepy.
AL: I'm reminding myself right- *pulls the trigger*
Simone: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
In Alliyora
Amy: Who's the queen now? Me or you?
Natalina: Let's make the citizens vote.
Amy: I hope they choose me. I always wanted to visit the countries we have good relations with.

Simone: Dang it! Not again! Since I'm revived this time for some reason, I have my gun, knife, and magic shield with me.
AL: Calm down! I won't do anything to you!
Simone: You promise?
AL: Promise.
Simone: Now we just need to get rescued…*calls Amy via walkie-talkie*
Amy: But I was just going to FSP for a diplomatic mission! OK, fine. I'll rescue you.
*ML (my leader) and AL got rescued by Amy*
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Postby Ostlandian Military District » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:32 pm

Simonia wrote:AL (I forgot their name): Um…hi?
Simone: Aw, dang it! I'm trapped in an elevator! And since the Indios Bravos was helping Doratica earlier, I'm not sure what will happen…
AL: Calm down. Don't pull out a gun. Calm down. Don't pull out a-
Simone: Don't worry. I won't pull out a gun..
AL: *pulls out gun*
Simone: What is that for? OK, OK, calm down. Calm down. I brought a gun too.
AL: Don't shoot…don't shoot…don't shoot…
Simone: I won't, OK? Now please just get your gun out of here. It's creepy.
AL: I'm reminding myself right- *pulls the trigger*
Simone: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
In Alliyora
Amy: Who's the queen now? Me or you?
Natalina: Let's make the citizens vote.
Amy: I hope they choose me. I always wanted to visit the countries we have good relations with.


Hello, Simone! It appears you have been double-ninja'd. My apologies.

/skip
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