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The Altkanian Slavery Store

A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character]
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Wesslavian Siganture Test
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The Altkanian Slavery Store

Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:00 pm

Welcome to my store! (Don’t declare war or condemn me. Read the rules first.)

There are multiple slaves you can buy.
—SOME SLAVE CATEGORIES SOLD OUT—
Teenage slave- 25 NSD each.
17Y slave- 45 NSD each.
Adult slave- 50 NSD each.

The Rules.

I want to free them after purchase.
No, you won’t.

Looks like a great place to intervene and kill all traders!!!
Voided.

NO DEMOCRATS, MONARCHS, AND CAPITALISTS ALLOWED!!!!

Can I declare war/condemn you?
You are banned.

-Inter-Shopmaster Almmana Sibosaoav
Last edited by Wesslavian Siganture Test on Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:48 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Kildear
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Postby Kildear » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:02 pm

Hello. What race are these slaves?
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Postby Repreteop » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:03 pm

joking around about slavery in your nation is one thing, adding even i have slavery in repreteop.

child trafficking? no bueno.
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Wesslavian Siganture Test
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:04 pm

Kildear wrote:Hello. What race are these slaves?

(asks the slavesmaster)
African.
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Postby Kildear » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:06 pm

Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:
Kildear wrote:Hello. What race are these slaves?

(asks the slavesmaster)
African.

(Hands slavemaster a palette) If they're one of the first four shades, I cannot buy.
The Democratic People's Republic of Kildear
KIldear is a democratic republic centred on serving its people
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:07 pm

Kildear wrote:
Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:(asks the slavesmaster)
African.

(Hands slavemaster a palette) If they're one of the first four shades, I cannot buy.

(Psst, what are the first four shades?)
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Kildear
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Postby Kildear » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:12 pm

Image
The Democratic People's Republic of Kildear
KIldear is a democratic republic centred on serving its people
All NS stats are canon. All.
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Serbian E
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Postby Serbian E » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:14 pm

I would like 100 Adult Slaves Please!
PMT, 400-600M, 30M Troops
MT, 3.6B, 200M Troops
FT, 97B, 3B Troops
Extreme FT (What I am Defualt Unless RPing) 55 Sexdecillion (Keep in mind that I rule many Universes) 60 Septen-decillion Troops
(I had to look these up lol)
A Class 0.142 Civilization according to this index.

Call me Krasnoyarskia in F7 and RP. you can call me Eurasia anywhere else. A citizen of Krasnoyarskia is a Krasnoyarskian
I reserve the right to /stillme capitalists

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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:21 pm

Serbian E wrote:I would like 100 Adult Slaves Please!

50000 NSD.
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Postby Serbian E » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:21 pm

Great! I have 72000 NSD, so I’ll give you a tip with rest of the money!
Oh and 1 17 year old slave Boy for my Daughter
Last edited by Serbian E on Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
PMT, 400-600M, 30M Troops
MT, 3.6B, 200M Troops
FT, 97B, 3B Troops
Extreme FT (What I am Defualt Unless RPing) 55 Sexdecillion (Keep in mind that I rule many Universes) 60 Septen-decillion Troops
(I had to look these up lol)
A Class 0.142 Civilization according to this index.

Call me Krasnoyarskia in F7 and RP. you can call me Eurasia anywhere else. A citizen of Krasnoyarskia is a Krasnoyarskian
I reserve the right to /stillme capitalists

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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Wesslavian Siganture Test
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:22 pm

Kildear wrote:(Image)

Nope. They’re not the first four shades.
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Postby Kildear » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:23 pm

Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:
Kildear wrote:(Image)

Nope. They’re not the first four shades.

Okie dokie, 500 adults, half male, half female. 2000 young, preferably in good health, but disabled physically, please
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:25 pm

Kildear wrote:
Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:Nope. They’re not the first four shades.

Okie dokie, 500 adults, half male, half female. 2000 young, preferably in good health, but disabled physically, please

30,000 NSD.
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:25 pm

Serbian E wrote:Great! I have 72000 NSD, so I’ll give you a tip with rest of the money!
Oh and 1 17 year old slave Boy for my Daughter
Sold (slave for daughter
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Postby Kildear » Sat Nov 25, 2023 7:21 pm

Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:
Kildear wrote:Okie dokie, 500 adults, half male, half female. 2000 young, preferably in good health, but disabled physically, please

30,000 NSD.

I have 45,000, so take 10 K for the tip
The Democratic People's Republic of Kildear
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Sat Nov 25, 2023 7:55 pm

Kildear wrote:
Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:30,000 NSD.

I have 45,000, so take 10 K for the tip

Sold.
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Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:05 pm

We would like to enquire your preferred method of shipping this cargo. As 50 USD/head seems a bit low for shipping a 50 kilogram parcel via air-freight across global/multiversal distances (like, over half the cost is in shipping at 5 USD/kg).

On the other hand, sea-freight would require you to feed them, although cannibalization for sustenance every week or so at the traditional rate of decimation (1 in 10) would probably mean the present shipping and handling costs could be covered in the "tips" so far offered.

There is, however, the added cost of insurance, as such cargo would be liable to claims of piracy.

We would like to offer you such insurance at an incredibly low fee of 225,000 USD per anum.
Last edited by Hurtful Thoughts on Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Factbook and general referance thread.
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Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:20 pm

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:We would like to enquire about your preferred method of shipping this cargo. As 50 USD/head seems a bit low for shipping a 50-kilogram parcel via air-freight across global/multiversal distances (like, over half the cost is in shipping at 5 USD/kg).

On the other hand, sea freight would require you to feed them, although cannibalization for sustenance every week or so at the traditional rate of decimation (1 in 10) would probably mean the present shipping and handling costs could be covered in the "tips" so far offered.

There is, however, the added cost of insurance, as such cargo would be liable to claims of piracy.

We would like to offer you such insurance at an incredibly low fee of 225,000 USD per annum.

We accept, though insurance can relate to capitalism, which we strongly despise.
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Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:49 pm

Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:We would like to enquire about your preferred method of shipping this cargo. As 50 USD/head seems a bit low for shipping a 50-kilogram parcel via air-freight across global/multiversal distances (like, over half the cost is in shipping at 5 USD/kg).

On the other hand, sea freight would require you to feed them, although cannibalization for sustenance every week or so at the traditional rate of decimation (1 in 10) would probably mean the present shipping and handling costs could be covered in the "tips" so far offered.

There is, however, the added cost of insurance, as such cargo would be liable to claims of piracy.

We would like to offer you such insurance at an incredibly low fee of 225,000 USD per annum.

We accept, though insurance can relate to capitalism, which we strongly despise.

It would appear you have insufficient funds at this time (-90,000 USD for FY 2023), would you like to be reffered to our financing department?

We can take one of your boats and hold the crew as collateral until the balance of debt is repaid.

NOTICE: Being delinquent on further payments will bring about further penalties in the future.
Last edited by Hurtful Thoughts on Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:52 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Factbook and general referance thread.
HOI <- Storefront (WiP)
Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....

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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:56 pm

Hurtful Thoughts wrote:
Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:We accept, though insurance can relate to capitalism, which we strongly despise.

It would appear you have insufficient funds at this time (-90,000 USD for FY 2023), would you like to be reffered to our financing department?

We can take one of your boats and hold the crew as collateral until the balance of debt is repaid.

NOTICE: Being delinquent on further payments will bring about further penalties in the future.

You know what, I have second thoughts, I reject.
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Postby Hurtful Thoughts » Mon Nov 27, 2023 4:58 pm

Wesslavian Siganture Test wrote:
Hurtful Thoughts wrote:It would appear you have insufficient funds at this time (-90,000 USD for FY 2023), would you like to be reffered to our financing department?

We can take one of your boats and hold the crew as collateral until the balance of debt is repaid.

NOTICE: Being delinquent on further payments will bring about further penalties in the future.

You know what, I have second thoughts, I reject.

Your loss.
Factbook and general referance thread.
HOI <- Storefront (WiP)
Due to population-cuts, military-size currently being revised

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
Mokostana wrote:See, Hurty cared not if the mission succeeded or not, as long as it was spectacular trainwreck. Sometimes that was the host Nation firing a SCUD into a hospital to destroy a foreign infection and accidentally sparking a rebellion... or accidentally starting the Mokan Drug War

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:If there was only a "like" button for NS posts....

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Postby The Confederate States of America » Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:01 pm

Hello there, what is the conversation rate in your currency?

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Wesslavian Siganture Test
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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:04 pm

1 CSD (confederate states dollar) = 4.53 aSp
1 USD = 4.10 aSp
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The Confederate States of America
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Postby The Confederate States of America » Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:06 pm

200 adults please. *Hands over suitcases of cash*

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Postby Wesslavian Siganture Test » Mon Nov 27, 2023 5:15 pm

The Confederate States of America wrote:200 adults please. *Hands over suitcases of cash*

10000 CSD.
Sold.
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