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Game of Defeat

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500
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Dec 10, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Game of Defeat

Postby 500 » Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:47 pm

A resurrection of a long-lost game. Post anything that would defeat or win against what the above nation posted. Example from the original:

Nation 1: Japan.

Nation 2: America.

Nation 3: Obesity.

Nation 4: Healthy foods.


I'll start with something that can defeat the User Control Panel.




Server outage.

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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 662
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:49 pm

Backup servers.
CASCADIAN UNION
Merica and Canadeh's Social Democratic brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman

CBC N5 Weekly News: Vancouver Stock Exchange begins reconstruction - Man gets first child from Surrogacy - Harry S. Truman shows no regret for killing Vladimir Putin - Search for Jesse Pinkman called off by the FBI
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig)
STRAIGHT CIS ALLY

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Emus Republic Of Australia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 668
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:14 pm

Sledgehammer
(By smashing the servers)
Tier 8 Type 7 according to this Index: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617
NS stats ain’t canon


Hi, I’m ERoA, basically I’m just what if sentient emus decided to take over Australia.

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-Floptropica-
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Sep 23, 2023
Anarchy

Postby -Floptropica- » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:15 pm

hydraulic press
Welcome to Floptropica! | She/They | NS Stats not canon
Flopondon Post | Nickee Minaj, governor of Nickitea, declares state of emergency after gang violence, led by Meghan-thee Stallion, rocks provincial capital Gag City | Pooja Misrra, the mayor of Flop City, an Independent, drops out of presidential race  | Current President Deborah Ali-Williams wins the All People's Democratic Party Primary in Potaxiene, scoring a huge win for liberals

Overview | Factbooks

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500
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Dec 10, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby 500 » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:27 pm

Corrosion.

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Bovad
Minister
 
Posts: 2220
Founded: Mar 16, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bovad » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:36 pm

Being dropped into the sun.
Þ=Th. Join the revival.
Marxist-leninist, atheist, pro-choice, pro-LGBT+. Fuck Nazis.
GENERATION 34: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" -Apocryphally attributed to Sinclair Lewis.

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Emus Republic Of Australia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 668
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Emus Republic Of Australia » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:43 pm

[Could we do more realistic solutions? Instead of throwing stuff into the sun /skipme]
Tier 8 Type 7 according to this Index: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617
NS stats ain’t canon


Hi, I’m ERoA, basically I’m just what if sentient emus decided to take over Australia.

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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1925
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:45 pm

Being made of Strong Interaction Material
3 types of people I hate:
1. Flat-earthers
2. Creationists
3. Anybody else who tries to deny proven scientific facts.
A Class .363 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon with the exception of the rights thingy.
A major change will come (eventually) to my factbooks.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.
CNN Commerce: Cirrilian Mining Co. stocks plummeted after Orran Urpor's murder | Itzgari POW camps overflowing | Itzgari War: Spearhead at Pyon succeeds; QSN to begin Blitz | Peace negotiations hot topic in the Council | Orran Urpor found dead under mysterious circumstances in his villa on Teo

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New Eestiball
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Eestiball » Fri Nov 24, 2023 5:47 pm

Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles.
I dunno, Terry Pratchett?

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Louisiene
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 16, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Louisiene » Sat Nov 25, 2023 12:43 am

Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits
--La Confédération de Louisiene--
Related more to Québec than to Louisiana

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Matamorosia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Matamorosia » Sat Nov 25, 2023 3:19 pm

Time Paradox.

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 629
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Sat Nov 25, 2023 3:44 pm

Divine intervention.
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia Anegana.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Sorry for the three months thing. We misunderstood some information. | Simonia-Anegana out now!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
If you want to chat, TG me.
Why do I suddenly feel like Valentine Z and I have a lot in common?
The castle (which came before PCC) is pink because why not.
I have a YT channel.
I don't like fascists. At all.
#SaveFP

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The Chads
Diplomat
 
Posts: 573
Founded: Sep 16, 2023
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby The Chads » Sat Nov 25, 2023 3:47 pm

Nothing

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Reformed Rain
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Jul 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Reformed Rain » Sat Nov 25, 2023 3:48 pm

Empty
Realized how fun it is to type in large letters at 1:37 PM CDT 8/01/23. a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSD3brpn2nE

A Class 1.0 Civilization according to this index.
Reformed Rain has made a Custom Banner Request Thread! viewtopic.php?f=23&t=542685
9:30 AM for Nation States is 10:30 AM for me.How the heck can you have child labor in a anarchy?God Bless America!
National News: Weird Al is playing all over the nation. Also in the news, Man gets arrested after sleeping drunk on the grounds of the Capitol. In Other News, Reformed Rain is looking for embassies with other nations, Neo Nazi Group put on nation watchlist.

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500
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Dec 10, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby 500 » Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:22 am

The Big Bang.

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Simonia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 629
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:24 am

The Heat Death
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia Anegana.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Sorry for the three months thing. We misunderstood some information. | Simonia-Anegana out now!
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
If you want to chat, TG me.
Why do I suddenly feel like Valentine Z and I have a lot in common?
The castle (which came before PCC) is pink because why not.
I have a YT channel.
I don't like fascists. At all.
#SaveFP

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Han Tom Alechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Nov 30, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Han Tom Alechia » Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:13 am

Time travel
Last edited by Han Tom Alechia on Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:13 am, edited 1 time in total.
A Tier 7, Level 1, Type 5 Nation according to this index
This country does not represent my political views.
Not Communist/Socialist
Canon Policies
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone
IC Year: 2061
Huge fan of Theodore RooseveltDaddy

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New Eestiball
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Eestiball » Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:20 pm

Grandfathers
I dunno, Terry Pratchett?

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The United Colonies of Earth
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9980
Founded: Dec 01, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:29 pm

The passage of time.
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to bring about the settlement of all planets not yet inhabited by a sapient species within this Galaxy and Universe by the Human Race, or all members of the species Homo sapiens;
to ensure the observation and protection of the rights of all human beings;
to defend humankind from invasion, catastrophe, fraud and violence;
to represent the interests of humankind to the other governments of the Galaxy;
to facilitate the perpetuation of the unity of human civilization and infrastructure between otherwise self-governing colonies;
and to promote technological advancement and scientific discovery for the perpetuation and expansion of the unity and empowerment of all human beings.
E Stēllīs Lībertās

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Serbian E
Envoy
 
Posts: 223
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Serbian E » Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:31 pm

Me
PMT, 400-600M, 30M Troops
MT, 3.6B, 200M Troops
FT, 97B, 3B Troops
Extreme FT (What I am Defualt Unless RPing) 55 Sexdecillion (Keep in mind that I rule many Universes) 60 Septen-decillion Troops
(I had to look these up lol)
A Class 0.142 Civilization according to this index.

Also it is EURASIA GOD DAM IT. I reserve the right to /stillme capitalists

─╤══̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╦︻ Put this in your sig if you are a war profiteer ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─

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500
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Dec 10, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby 500 » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:54 am

The most skilled NationStates player.

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Solaryan Imperium
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 01, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Solaryan Imperium » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:55 am

grass.
SOLARYAN IMPERIUM
The empire of the people led by the
sun.

After the crusades on the continent of Valeran, Solarya embarcs in a new adventure, the exploration era is here, now Solarya lands in new territories before unknown and explores the vast lands full of danger, will solarya survive this new age? Will it survive the new civilizations that may be in this new lands? Only the Sun knows...

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East African Federation 2022RP
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 391
Founded: Nov 16, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby East African Federation 2022RP » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:55 am

Shitposting
Puppet of Islamic Holy Sites
GENERATION 0: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and multiply the generation by 2. Social experiment.

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Eragon Island
Minister
 
Posts: 2863
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:56 am

An anti-troll
Alignment stuff: https://sixtriangles.github.io/results.html?fnaqptiEqqziujiEsjpAsldb&lang=en
If you, for some reason, wish to contact me outside of NS, I can be found in these places:
Reddit
Youtube
Still designing clothes. My Music Taste
I eat kittens. Mods are cool. I have no life.
Be a Scalie, like Moi. I am a Dangernoodle. (Snek) I'm 15, someone finally was correct.
Everyone deserves free speech UNLESS it impedes on safety or the free speech of others
80s Alternative Rock is the best music. This is an objective fact, and not in any way a subjective fact.
NS stats are gone. Poof. Cogaidh kiteol kukhona весела
READ IT AND WEEEEEEP
I have a Region, and it is FanT

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Cyptopir
Envoy
 
Posts: 314
Founded: Oct 26, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cyptopir » Mon Nov 27, 2023 11:50 am

more trolls (by trolling the anti-troll and pissing them off)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

My Non-Canon Policies
Political views don't determine someone's worth as a person. Unless they're a fascist.
Well done? How dare you.
Ugh. ತ_ತ

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