Declaration of war on Indios Bravos (Closed, war ended)

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

I only did this to see how in the world is uranium poison gas “cheap” and why did he name it after male bodily fluids

[Simonia]

Did the Indios Bravos agree with this? Do I have to sign up for this?

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

Did the Indios Bravos agree with this? Do I have to sign up for this?

He agreed to this and it’s open (mt-ft)

[Simonia]

Did the Indios Bravos agree with this? Do I have to sign up for this?

He agreed to this and it’s open (mt-ft)

So you declared war on them just because of cheap uranium gas?

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

He agreed to this and it’s open (mt-ft)

So you declared war on them just because of cheap uranium gas?

I wanted to test how it’s “cheap” cause uranium is rare

[Simonia]

November 20th, 2023
Simone, Amy, and Natalina were riding on the intercity roller coaster in Praiayra when Amy received a message.
“Girls, the Aswatican Imperium has declared war on the Indio Bravos!”, Amy declared.
“So?”, said Simone, ‘It's not like any of those two nations are our allies or something.”
“At least the Rockem war features two of our allies”, Natalina said, “We should ignore this one.”
“But…the war just happened for cheap uranium!”, Amy protested.
“Cheap uranium? But isn't Simonia a true pacifist nation?”, Simone said.
“We sided with Rockem in the Rockem war”, Amy said, “So no, we're not a true pacifist nation. I'm thinking of going on the Indio Bravos' side.”
“Why don't we just sell weapons to both sides?”, Natalina suggested.
“That's a great idea!”, said Simone and Amy at the same time. Amy telegramed both nations about their new arms deals.

[Saterun]

Saterun warns The Aswaltican Imperium to back off from its aggression, and that serious consequences will be imposed if The Aswaltican Imperium does not comply.

[The Indios Bravos]

The Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 8:00AM
"Uhh, Mr. Norming?"
*clearly groggy* "Yes Mr. Pullsum?"
"The Aswaltican Imperium just declared war on us."
*awake af* "Excuse me?"
"The Aswaltican Imperium declared war on us."
"Why?"
"Apparently, it's over our chemical weaponry."
"Do not tell me they are that sensitive."
"Yes. They are specifically criticizing Compound C.U.M, how Uranium-235 is cheaply formed into a gas, and how we decided to name the Compound."
"Has anyone gotten onto the situation?"
"Spies in Simonia have found out that Simonia is beginning to sell arms to both Aswaltica and us."
"I have an idea."
"Mr. President, you wouldn't dare."
"If any Simonian cargo ships and planes approach our shores and skies with the intent of selling arms, destroy it."
"That would get Simonia against us!"
"Why did we build the OrbiDeaths again?"
"Right, right. Also, Saterun has warned Aswaltica to back off."
"Tell Saterun to leave the war to us."
"Right, right. On it."
Btw yes, I did consent to this.

8 Miles NW of the Indios Bravos, 11:39PM
"Officer Kilins, we are detecting a Simonian cargo ships intending to sell arms to u-"
"Shoot it."
"Pardon?"
"General Pullsum sent an order to Admiral Unuzuki. Seeing as the squabbles between the USSN and the Kiwis have calmed down, and the Invasion of Seasunbirdia has become a stalemate, President Norming has stated that we need another war to support our economy."
"But we don't."
"Yeah, no idea what he's thinking."
"Sir, the Simonian cargo ship is approaching."
"Right, right. Shoot it."
"90mm Anti-Ship Missile?"
"5 volleys."

Onboard said Simonian Cargo Ship
"What's that on our rada-"
It's the sun

[The Chads]

*Emperor Chad McChad checks his phone*
He asked his right hand man “did you hear IB is at war”
“No?!” Responses, “but we really can’t help, we just got done with a civil war.
“The space force is ready.” McChad says “we can send them in, it’s new, and we can test it out, it’s also the only thing that con mobilize. I’ll call the leader right now.”

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

OOC : boutta drop the hardest invasion since my war with Spain

TIME : 4500

Aswaltican droids and tanks fall from Orbit, beginning their invasion against The Indios Bravos
“ETA T-1 Minute until landing. Destination : Coastline” Said the AI voice in the pod, starting engines to slow down the pace.
The droid in the pod, designated as R-706, checked his armor one more time, and made sure he had everything in check, including his weapon and ammo. The landing pod slammed into the beach, causing it to explode, and the droid to roll on the sand and dirt. He activated his jetpack and flew above the ground, and landed perfectly.
The R-706 droid started moving towards the tree lines, activating his comlink and checking for any other landings, seeing no others nearby, he started moving to the tree line.
“R-706, all clear troops are clear to move in. I’m accompanied with 4 tanks dropped off at [BLANKED] Beach, over.” R-706 said.
No response.
The R-706 looked over at the beach and saw all four of them get taken down by rocket fire.
The droid panicked and jumped to the forest, where he met other R-706 droids as 7 divisions prepare to land from shuttles. People could even see thd engines fire up as possibly hundreds of thousands of pods landed having infantry, artillery, tanks and supply vehicles.
Naval and air forces begin providing support with AP-64-A “Shirov’s Jaw” attack fighters and Heilong battleships from low orbit shelling enemy positions scouted by satellites. The bomber squadron of the air force had 75 Tupolev 164 heavy bombers loaded to the brim with HE-A2 missiles, and the Shirov Attack fighter had a missile lock on a military base.
Aswaltian forces on the ground are spread across the beach in their hundreds, preparing to cross the border into The Indios Bravos as more landing forces join them.
Meanwhile on the beach, the droids began moving towards the town nearby as infantry and armor spread across the coast.

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

November 20th, 2023
Simone, Amy, and Natalina were riding on the intercity roller coaster in Praiayra when Amy received a message.
“Girls, the Aswatican Imperium has declared war on the Indio Bravos!”, Amy declared.
“So?”, said Simone, ‘It's not like any of those two nations are our allies or something.”
“At least the Rockem war features two of our allies”, Natalina said, “We should ignore this one.”
“But…the war just happened for cheap uranium!”, Amy protested.
“Cheap uranium? But isn't Simonia a true pacifist nation?”, Simone said.
“We sided with Rockem in the Rockem war”, Amy said, “So no, we're not a true pacifist nation. I'm thinking of going on the Indio Bravos' side.”
“Why don't we just sell weapons to both sides?”, Natalina suggested.
“That's a great idea!”, said Simone and Amy at the same time. Amy telegramed both nations about their new arms deals.

“Greetings esteemed acquaintances.” The vice president showed up on the screen, wearing his usual fancy diplomat suit for various international occasions.

“I’m hearing about an arms deal? We are looking for a few cargo ships- even old ones can be fine. We have a way of warfare with those vessels being able to hold lots of items. And no, I will not elaborate on if it’s supplies or explosives for sabotage.” He simply stared, waiting for a response from Simone and her squad of “total B.F.Fs” as told by the Emperor to address them by

[The Chads]

November 21st 15:00, Space
*Captain Goggins of The Batemen Space Station looks out at the The Aswaltican Imperium ships*
“We can’t do nothing about this! We’re watching the enemy send weaponry and troops to IB!”
Well what do you want us to do?” Asks a Sargent.
“I’ll show you.” The captain says before grabbing the microphone, sending a message to The Aswaltican Imperium ships “this is Captain Goggins of the chads, stop now or we will blow you all to hell!”
*He looks at the Sargent* “that’s how it’s done” he says

[The Indios Bravos]

“SHIT, SHIT, BATTLE STATIONS NOW. ASWALTICAN TROOPS HAVE MADE LANDFALL”
“WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?”
“QUICK, WATER HOSES, NOW!”
“I’M SENDING OUT A HANDFUL OF ALLOSAURS”
“THEY JUST KEEP ON LANDING”
“ROCKETS, NOW”
“THEY GOT TANKS, FUCK”
“WE NEED EMP BLASTS, NOW!”
“AIR SUPPORT! WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!”
As the Allosaurs were released, the attack became a little bit easier to quell. Meanwhile, an IBAF Aircraft began dropping EMP parcels to disable the droids.

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:00AM
“Mr. Norming?”
“Yes Mr. Pullsum?”
“Aswaltican troops landed in Southwest Milanao.”
“What are the reports?”
“They’re using droids, so our guys over at Base Duckingham are using water hoses and conventional weaponry, and the IBAF is dropping EMP generators. They also released ten Allosaurs.”
“Have we got air support yet?”
“100 AIRH-49s have already gotten to the field, and 50 MV-99s have been sent, too.”
“Hmm, okay… Send an OrbiDeath strike over to Aswaltica. Strike a military base, not their capital.”
“Sir.”

Onboard OD-68
“General Pullsum ordered us to hit Aswaltica.”
“Lining up the sights…”
“Ready?”
“Releasing package”
As the 70 ton tungsten rod made contact with the Aswaltican military base, the surrounding area was vaporized, leaving a scene for the OrbiDeath crew.
“1.57 trillion dollesoes, and this is what you get…”

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:50AM
“How is the situation?”
“Under control. Most Aswaltican forces retreated into the forest or ocean, where either a Velociraptor or a Pterygotus awaited them.”
“Excellent. And the OrbiDeath strike?”
“Went as planned.”
“What about Simonia?”
“Haven’t heard from them yet. Dedicate a single OrbiDeath to strike them in case they try something funny.”
“Sir. Also, the Chads have basically joined the war on our side.”
“Guess C.U.M is a diplomatic tool, now. Send them some of our hardware to assist them, even though they haven’t taken any real action yet.”
“Sir.”

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

November 21st 15:00, Space
*Captain Goggins of The Batemen Space Station looks out at the The Aswaltican Imperium ships*
“We can’t do nothing about this! We’re watching the enemy send weaponry and troops to IB!”
Well what do you want us to do?” Asks a Sargent.
“I’ll show you.” The captain says before grabbing the microphone, sending a message to The Aswaltican Imperium ships “this is Captain Goggins of the chads, stop now or we will blow you all to hell!”
*He looks at the Sargent* “that’s how it’s done” he says

“Negative. Fleet, volley fire 16 degrees of current cannons, I want them reduced to atoms.”

Everyship turned and cancelled their artillery support, firing heavily at the Bateman space station with beams and torpedoes.

Suddenly, a buzz comes from a distant signal saying, “Virgo Fleet reporting for duty.” The Vice President has called for a merging of 2 Aswaltican fleets in the navy and has ordered them to warp to orbit, having 2 Sol Class supercarriers, 20 Alpha Class battleships and 30 Eberswalde Class cruisers to assist.

Heavy fire from both sides harassed the space station with many tracking torpedoes targeting the command room, vital equipment like oxygen and communications as well as other important modules using advanced AI

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

“SHIT, SHIT, BATTLE STATIONS NOW. ASWALTICAN TROOPS HAVE MADE LANDFALL”
“WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?”
“QUICK, WATER HOSES, NOW!”
“I’M SENDING OUT A HANDFUL OF ALLOSAURS”
“THEY JUST KEEP ON LANDING”
“ROCKETS, NOW”
“THEY GOT TANKS, FUCK”
“WE NEED EMP BLASTS, NOW!”
“AIR SUPPORT! WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!”
As the Allosaurs were released, the attack became a little bit easier to quell. Meanwhile, an IBAF Aircraft began dropping EMP parcels to disable the droids.

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:00AM
“Mr. Norming?”
“Yes Mr. Pullsum?”
“Aswaltican troops landed in Southwest Milanao.”
“What are the reports?”
“They’re using droids, so our guys over at Base Duckingham are using water hoses and conventional weaponry, and the IBAF is dropping EMP generators. They also released ten Allosaurs.”
“Have we got air support yet?”
“100 AIRH-49s have already gotten to the field, and 50 MV-99s have been sent, too.”
“Hmm, okay… Send an OrbiDeath strike over to Aswaltica. Strike a military base, not their capital.”
“Sir.”

Onboard OD-68
“General Pullsum ordered us to hit Aswaltica.”
“Lining up the sights…”
“Ready?”
“Releasing package”
As the 70 ton tungsten rod made contact with the Aswaltican military base, the surrounding area was vaporized, leaving a scene for the OrbiDeath crew.
“1.57 trillion dollesoes, and this is what you get…”

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:50AM
“How is the situation?”
“Under control. Most Aswaltican forces retreated into the forest or ocean, where either a Velociraptor or a Pterygotus awaited them.”
“Excellent. And the OrbiDeath strike?”
“Went as planned.”
“What about Simonia?”
“Haven’t heard from them yet. Dedicate a single OrbiDeath to strike them in case they try something funny.”
“Sir. Also, the Chads have basically joined the war on our side.”
“Guess C.U.M is a diplomatic tool, now. Send them some of our hardware to assist them, even though they haven’t taken any real action yet.”
“Sir.”

OOC: sorry you can’t really control what the other nation do and how theyre damaged it’s called “godmodding” in NS rp rules so voided

[The Indios Bravos]

“SHIT, SHIT, BATTLE STATIONS NOW. ASWALTICAN TROOPS HAVE MADE LANDFALL”
“WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?”
“QUICK, WATER HOSES, NOW!”
“I’M SENDING OUT A HANDFUL OF ALLOSAURS”
“THEY JUST KEEP ON LANDING”
“ROCKETS, NOW”
“THEY GOT TANKS, FUCK”
“WE NEED EMP BLASTS, NOW!”
“AIR SUPPORT! WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!”
As the Allosaurs were released, the attack became a little bit easier to quell. Meanwhile, an IBAF Aircraft began dropping EMP parcels to disable the droids.

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:00AM
“Mr. Norming?”
“Yes Mr. Pullsum?”
“Aswaltican troops landed in Southwest Milanao.”
“What are the reports?”
“They’re using droids, so our guys over at Base Duckingham are using water hoses and conventional weaponry, and the IBAF is dropping EMP generators. They also released ten Allosaurs.”
“Have we got air support yet?”
“100 AIRH-49s have already gotten to the field, and 50 MV-99s have been sent, too.”
“Hmm, okay… Send an OrbiDeath strike over to Aswaltica. Strike a military base, not their capital.”
“Sir.”

Onboard OD-68
“General Pullsum ordered us to hit Aswaltica.”
“Lining up the sights…”
“Ready?”
“Releasing package”
As the 70 ton tungsten rod made contact with the Aswaltican military base, the surrounding area was vaporized, leaving a scene for the OrbiDeath crew.
“1.57 trillion dollesoes, and this is what you get…”

Presidential Suburbs, General Lampin City, 10:50AM
“How is the situation?”
“Under control. Most Aswaltican forces retreated into the forest or ocean, where either a Velociraptor or a Pterygotus awaited them.”
“Excellent. And the OrbiDeath strike?”
“Went as planned.”
“What about Simonia?”
“Haven’t heard from them yet. Dedicate a single OrbiDeath to strike them in case they try something funny.”
“Sir. Also, the Chads have basically joined the war on our side.”
“Guess C.U.M is a diplomatic tool, now. Send them some of our hardware to assist them, even though they haven’t taken any real action yet.”
“Sir.”

OOC: sorry you can’t really control what the other nation do and how theyre damaged it’s called “godmodding” in NS rp rules so voided

OOC: Ok, sorry. At what point did I do godmodding?

[Udaljen]

Uranium? And it's cheap? This will be of great use to Udaljen's nuclear warhead modernisation program reactor program...

[Simonia]

The Aswaltican Imperium

“Greetings esteemed acquaintances.” The vice president showed up on the screen, wearing his usual fancy diplomat suit for various international occasions.

“I’m hearing about an arms deal? We are looking for a few cargo ships- even old ones can be fine. We have a way of warfare with those vessels being able to hold lots of items. And no, I will not elaborate on if it’s supplies or explosives for sabotage.” He simply stared, waiting for a response from Simone and her squad of “total B.F.Fs” as told by the Emperor to address them by

“Yes, we have an arms deal”, said Amy. Suddenly, her walkie-talkie vibrated. “I'm very sorry, but I'll have to go for a while.”
A while later, Amy came back.
“The Indios Bravos has destroyed our cargo ships!”, Amy declared, “Actually…can we help you in the invasion, Emperor?”
“What are you thinking? We're pacifists!”, Simone protested.
“What if we just cut off trade with the Indios Bravos?”, Natalina suggested, “We can't go to war in two countries at once. We already have a peacekeeping mission in Rockem.”
“Great idea!”, Simone and Amy said at the same time, “So yes, we can sell you arms at a discount.”
The Indios Bravos a while ago
Camille and Ray have noticed the damage and told Amy about it via walkie-talkie. Amy decided to cut off trade deals with the Indios Bravos and if they do anything bad, help invade them if they could get some cheap uranium too. If the Indios Bravos apologizes, the arms deal with them will return.

[The Indios Bravos]

The Aswaltican Imperium

“Greetings esteemed acquaintances.” The vice president showed up on the screen, wearing his usual fancy diplomat suit for various international occasions.

“I’m hearing about an arms deal? We are looking for a few cargo ships- even old ones can be fine. We have a way of warfare with those vessels being able to hold lots of items. And no, I will not elaborate on if it’s supplies or explosives for sabotage.” He simply stared, waiting for a response from Simone and her squad of “total B.F.Fs” as told by the Emperor to address them by

“Yes, we have an arms deal”, said Amy. Suddenly, her walkie-talkie vibrated. “I'm very sorry, but I'll have to go for a while.”
A while later, Amy came back.
“The Indios Bravos has destroyed our cargo ships!”, Amy declared, “Actually…can we help you in the invasion, Emperor?”
“What are you thinking? We're pacifists!”, Simone protested.
“What if we just cut off trade with the Indios Bravos?”, Natalina suggested, “We can't go to war in two countries at once. We already have a peacekeeping mission in Rockem.”
“Great idea!”, Simone and Amy said at the same time, “So yes, we can sell you arms at a discount.”
The Indios Bravos a while ago
Camille and Ray have noticed the damage and told Amy about it via walkie-talkie. Amy decided to cut off trade deals with the Indios Bravos and if they do anything bad, help invade them if they could get some cheap uranium too. If the Indios Bravos apologizes, the arms deal with them will return.

"So... if I apologize, I get, guns? Uh, don't think we need any more, just look up at the sky, there's an OrbiDeath right above your nation."
-President Lori Norming

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

The Volono Bridge and the West Reef were recently targeted in attacks. For Volono, some troops advancing through the forests were commanded to redirect and to siege enemy ports using tanks in front as cover, attack aircraft supporting the tanks and infantry in the middle protected by the aircraft and tanks to capture cities that make supply lines to continue attacks. Pincer Movements were used, with the soldiers closing in on the ports. The tanks in the front usually have a few infantry tanks basically having infantry close behind them to make gaps in enemy defense (hypothetical, no real force has been met yet) before MBTs use the gap all while with heavy air support firing plasma down the hypothetical enemy.

Anyways, back to the actual war. Infantry tanks would drive towards the harbors’ walls with infantry in the back. Bombs drop on main command centers having delayed explosions (its so they smash through more floors) from AP-64-As.

Soldiers advance through the forest terrain facing dangers such as the wildlife and florida man. Okay there was no florida man but they wish they had him as morale support.

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

The Aswaltican Imperium

“Yes, we have an arms deal”, said Amy. Suddenly, her walkie-talkie vibrated. “I'm very sorry, but I'll have to go for a while.”
A while later, Amy came back.
“The Indios Bravos has destroyed our cargo ships!”, Amy declared, “Actually…can we help you in the invasion, Emperor?”
“What are you thinking? We're pacifists!”, Simone protested.
“What if we just cut off trade with the Indios Bravos?”, Natalina suggested, “We can't go to war in two countries at once. We already have a peacekeeping mission in Rockem.”
“Great idea!”, Simone and Amy said at the same time, “So yes, we can sell you arms at a discount.”
The Indios Bravos a while ago
Camille and Ray have noticed the damage and told Amy about it via walkie-talkie. Amy decided to cut off trade deals with the Indios Bravos and if they do anything bad, help invade them if they could get some cheap uranium too. If the Indios Bravos apologizes, the arms deal with them will return.

"So... if I apologize, I get, guns? Uh, don't think we need any more, just look up at the sky, there's an OrbiDeath right above your nation."
-President Lori Norming

“No problems, we’ve gotten shields during war. SROM gave us those tech right after we became an empire.”

Thousands of missiles release from Aswaltica’s silos, targeting the OrbiDeath satellites with advanced tracking technology.

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

The Aswaltican Imperium

“Yes, we have an arms deal”, said Amy. Suddenly, her walkie-talkie vibrated. “I'm very sorry, but I'll have to go for a while.”
A while later, Amy came back.
“The Indios Bravos has destroyed our cargo ships!”, Amy declared, “Actually…can we help you in the invasion, Emperor?”
“What are you thinking? We're pacifists!”, Simone protested.
“What if we just cut off trade with the Indios Bravos?”, Natalina suggested, “We can't go to war in two countries at once. We already have a peacekeeping mission in Rockem.”
“Great idea!”, Simone and Amy said at the same time, “So yes, we can sell you arms at a discount.”
The Indios Bravos a while ago
Camille and Ray have noticed the damage and told Amy about it via walkie-talkie. Amy decided to cut off trade deals with the Indios Bravos and if they do anything bad, help invade them if they could get some cheap uranium too. If the Indios Bravos apologizes, the arms deal with them will return.

"So... if I apologize, I get, guns? Uh, don't think we need any more, just look up at the sky, there's an OrbiDeath right above your nation."
-President Lori Norming

“And for them? I’ll be shipping shields to Simone just to screw you over. F(censored for audiences) you.”

[Simonia]

"So... if I apologize, I get, guns? Uh, don't think we need any more, just look up at the sky, there's an OrbiDeath right above your nation."
-President Lori Norming

“What's an OrbiDeath? Maybe we could give that back to you for free”, Simone said via telegram.

[The Aswaltican Imperium]

Pods with blueprints for shields land at the gate of Simone’s house sent from the Emperor himself.

[The Indios Bravos]

OOC: stop posting so quick damn