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Dairasam
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

The Worst Answer

Postby Dairasam » Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:03 am

AN will give you a question and you have to reply the worst possible answer you can think of.

What is the capital of Australia?
Vienna.

How do you make a pancake?
Put the batter mixture in a tray, put it into the microwave, set it to 2000 °C at 2 seconds, and start.

Ill start:
What causes global warming?
THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
#StopSelanophobia - Our country shall honor a country from another dimension.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
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Simonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Simonia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:05 am

Countries existing.
What is NationStates?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia.
Our nation has two regions and two capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for it's pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia-NationStates just disappeared and is temporarily decanonized | Indios Bravos declares war on Simonia | This story is still here, you know. | The war has ended! | Doratica invades Simonia again
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
If I change my flag, I wasn't pressured to do so unless I announced I was.
I stand with Selanese Empire.
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Dairasam
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Dairasam » Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:02 pm

/bump
THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
#StopSelanophobia - Our country shall honor a country from another dimension.
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
Due to recent international laws, DTN Radio will have to abandon this frequency. We will notify you when we have finished setting up a new radio. Thank You!
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Buherin Rebels
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 06, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Buherin Rebels » Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:43 pm

Uptown Summieville.
How's my flag looking?
Only through hardships do we begin to appreciate the fruits of our labor.
Buhers' alt for a roleplay in Lyceni. Hope you liked my pseudo-philisophical quote attempt.
As always, NationStates stats are not canon and would also be terrible guidelines for your first impressions of this country.
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Socialistic Britain
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Socialistic Britain » Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:27 pm

Like the complete opposite of the UN but more boring


Who created Nation-states?
THE COLLECTIVE COMMUNES OF SOCIALISTIC BRITAIN
☭ United, We thrive. Divided, we die! ☭
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Socialist Britain, Set in the 2020's with slightly futuristic/modern technology, deadset on spreading the socialist agenda. I also consider NS stats canon, mainly the ones used on NSeconomy, saying that here they are Here
I occasionally draw countryballs, and various other things, I don't really know what to put here.. Oh I do commissions as well. Just a reminder, please appreciate artists time and effort that they put into art, most of us are doing this as a hobby. So if somebody doesn't wanna make you art, a no is a no. I live life through spite and spite only

Assert dominance over your fellow comrades by taking away their hammer and sickles.
– Socialistic Britain

Go here for more TRTHNBB Shenanigans v
Cursed Quotes
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Vorrilium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 813
Founded: Sep 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vorrilium » Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:29 pm

Herakles

Why do we live?
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An Autocratic Constitutional Monarchy
An Economic Powerhouse which is Capitalist
The Shining Star of the Mediterranean
Main thread is international incidents
Owns: Italy, Greece, Albania, Macedonia and Cyprus
"There is no reality without hope."

Vorrillius Internale News Program: Tensions rise in the Mediterranean as Vorrillium recently taxed ships by gaining Tunisian maritime territory|Recently joined InterCOM and KTO|Cyprus democratically joined Vorrilium|The King publicly announced that he watches anime.
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Pathonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Pathonia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 4:32 pm

To eat pineapple-pizza.

Why should we eat cheerios?
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They/Them. Most likely writing some RP Post in the background at all times.
径路国 (Land of Paths) / 魔法の国 (Land of Magic)
.........
(\__/) A Bunny
(='.'=) I have
(")_(") found!
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_[' ]_ A Hat-Man I
(-_Q) have found!
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Collector of such things as the above ;)

https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=46263353
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=53379464
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=53720397

Favourite Issue is #1578. Alice in Wonderland vibes.
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Simonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Simonia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 5:42 pm

Because they're the best.
What's a con of collecting embassies?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia.
Our nation has two regions and two capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for it's pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia-NationStates just disappeared and is temporarily decanonized | Indios Bravos declares war on Simonia | This story is still here, you know. | The war has ended! | Doratica invades Simonia again
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
If I change my flag, I wasn't pressured to do so unless I announced I was.
I stand with Selanese Empire.
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TheKeyToJoy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 820
Founded: Aug 08, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby TheKeyToJoy » Tue Nov 07, 2023 5:44 pm

You’ll get raided if you accidentally open ties with bad regions

Why is John Cena the great wrestler?
My beliefs. Dogs and cats are both equal, racism is bad, Joe Mama jokes are funny, and TRR is better than any other region.

Kraven Prevails!
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Bayshire
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Oct 21, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby Bayshire » Tue Nov 07, 2023 5:49 pm

Because bing chilling


Why is Sydney Australia’a biggest city?
MANGO FIELD
DA BOYZ

DA BOYZ are the corporations in de facto control of the Bayshirean economy and most governmental function.
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Thal Dorthat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Jun 21, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thal Dorthat » Tue Nov 07, 2023 5:58 pm

Because Sydelbow doesn't sound good.

Why is it good to become a frontier?
The Federation of Thal Dorthat: Independent since May 18th, 1889!
NS Stats are Canon [Except "No Judiciary", "Child Labor" and "No Emigration"]
Just your daily reminder that I am in no way related to Thailand. My name is "THAL" not "THAI"
ConlangFest: Can NationStates Make a Conlang?
MT-PMT (where does modern equipment but space elevator fit?) Nation with 32 Provinces and 6 Tribes.
New flag for the holidays!
Join the Children of Libertas Alliance!
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Eliethyius
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 17, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Eliethyius » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:11 pm

So there's a constant stream of newcomers to troll.


What can we do to increase public interest in space exploration?
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Newlandiq
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Sep 30, 2023
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Newlandiq » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:20 pm

Send them to a gulag in Mars

Why did that Adolf guy fail art school?
NS stats are canon, except for the Autocracy policy.
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Simonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Simonia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:21 pm

Destiny.
Who am I?
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia.
Our nation has two regions and two capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for it's pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia-NationStates just disappeared and is temporarily decanonized | Indios Bravos declares war on Simonia | This story is still here, you know. | The war has ended! | Doratica invades Simonia again
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
If I change my flag, I wasn't pressured to do so unless I announced I was.
I stand with Selanese Empire.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26622
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:23 pm

A terrorist

What time is it?
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
Israel's government might be the scum of the Earth, but Hamas is orders of magnitude worse
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New Eestiball
Diplomat
 
Posts: 537
Founded: Jan 06, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Eestiball » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:23 pm

Bonnie Tyler.

How should I get people to play chess with me?
there's a little black spot on the sun today...
it's the same old thing as yesterday...
against unnecessary /stillme
pro: not screaming at each other, destroying Hamas but not Palestine or Israel, actual logical reasoning when someone says 'logically', not imposing your own beliefs on others unless their beliefs cause harm, progressive taxation, environmental action, more funding towards education and less to bureaucracy, democracy, electoral reform
anti: populists who claim to represent the people but make the quality of life of the people worse, Vladimir Putin
Generation 1: The first time you see this, add it to your signature and double the number. Social experiment.
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Strye Treossow
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Jun 21, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Strye Treossow » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:26 pm

Kidnaping the president

What to do in a rainy day
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The New and Improved United Kingdom
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 21, 2022
Corporate Police State

Postby The New and Improved United Kingdom » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:27 pm

Resume the triangular slave trade.

Why was the Victorian Era a time of massive social upheaval?
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Simonia
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Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Simonia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 6:31 pm

IDK.
Who is Payonia? (Note: Clues can be found in my second spoiler.)
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia.
Our nation has two regions and two capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for it's pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia-NationStates just disappeared and is temporarily decanonized | Indios Bravos declares war on Simonia | This story is still here, you know. | The war has ended! | Doratica invades Simonia again
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
If I change my flag, I wasn't pressured to do so unless I announced I was.
I stand with Selanese Empire.
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Naui Tu
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Nov 04, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Naui Tu » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:18 pm

A hand puppet that they can play to create an NS movie.

Why did Dairasam make this thread?
This is an example of a flag sig.
This is an example of a flag sig.
This is an example of a flag sig.
This is an example of a flag sig.
This is an example of a flag sig.
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Arcedes
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Oct 25, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Arcedes » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:20 pm

To find their true love.

What should we do with criminals?
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Citrussia
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Oct 08, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Citrussia » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:21 pm

The hunger games

Why did Steve jobs die?
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GENERATION 1: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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Bonapartic France
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Jul 25, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Bonapartic France » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:22 pm

I Killed them.

Why did France lose WWII?
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Emperor of Bonapartic France and defender of the French, Napoleon IV.
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2210
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:27 pm

Because they didn't win

Who killed Hitler?
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby
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Bonapartic France
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Jul 25, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Bonapartic France » Tue Nov 07, 2023 7:29 pm

Saint Kanye wrote:Because they didn't win

Who killed Hitler?


War.

How did Napoleon die?
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Emperor of Bonapartic France and defender of the French, Napoleon IV.
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