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A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari
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Posts: 5
Founded: May 17, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

EAS Defeated!

Postby SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari » Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:53 pm

With the complete evisceration of Anarchic States by the combined efforts of the Imperial Pact and the last strikes of CAF94, We can declare that EAS has been wiped off the map!

We had unfortunately lost LFPD Sovereign in initial engagements, but the Kommissariats made sure that victory was short-lived.

Glory to the Imperial Pact!
SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari
“Gott schütze unsere Feinde, denn wir werden es nicht tun”
Summary: An Anarch-hating Kommissariat loosely held by the LFPD Sovereignens.
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Government Announcement | We are doing military drills in response to continued military aggression by the Anarchic States. | LFPD Sovereign agrees to send expeditionary forces! | Imports late again? 5 Utquian produce you can grow at home! | Anarchists hate him! Kaiser obliterates foreign diplomats ego with this one simple trick! | Search for serial Prankster ‘Trollege’ takes another hilarious turn with a sticky situation and very determined cats. | More animations from Funny and Money amid cartoon BOOM | Local hotdog stand out of mustard, Local scensarian becomes the ‘mustard dealer’ in funny prank video

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Senscaria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 528
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Senscaria » Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:55 pm

From the Office Crater of His Indefinite Holy Regency
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS. I LOVE NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS! WOOOO
Why did we do it? It was funny. Yeah we gotta rebuild the capital and some of our stuff but the explosions were cooler.
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FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS INDEFINITE HOLY REGENCY, REGENT ALEXANDER CLARENCE:
bababooey
"Welcome to Senscaria, industry reigns supreme. You are entering through the gates of our greatest projects, from machines of mass destruction and war to the infrastructure spanning continents. Our search for progress and our lost king must continue. There is much to be done. We welcome you with open arms. The thugshaking will continue no matter what."

Obligatory NS stats are not canon, for they have been burning in the furnaces for days now. Democracy has returned somewhat through Senscarian (used to be British) Parliamentary system, don’t worry, we’re still your archetypal evil space empire for the lolz.

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LFPD Soveriegn
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Posts: 1309
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:56 pm

From the Ocean Territories of LFPD Sovereign

WOHOO!!!!!!! Also, is it normal for the geiger counter to click inside the bunker?
The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO- AND THE ENTIRE SOVIET WAR INDUSTRY!?
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Local anti-tax protester suddenly qualifies for 100% tax rate after 'accounting error' | Scensarian insults Regent Clarence, raided by SIRS Battalion. | Local SIRS Anti-Corruption Figure found guilty of corruption
Proud founder of the Imperial Pact/Imperial Trade Accords | ASP Observer, I.P Ambassador to FIRE
I post, try and match half my effort, If I 'reserve'/minimum exp. 3-5 desktop lines (1-2 paragraphs) is fine, otherwise You'll get /stillme'd to hell. | Me 'doubleposting' is (not always) my way of saying I'm not happy with your response, probably due to quality/length.
Pro-Russian, Pro Palestine

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Jebtopia
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Posts: 194
Founded: Jul 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Jebtopia » Sat Sep 30, 2023 5:59 pm

SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari wrote:With the complete evisceration of Anarchic States by the combined efforts of the Imperial Pact and the last strikes of CAF94, We can declare that EAS has been wiped off the map!

We had unfortunately lost LFPD Sovereign in initial engagements, but the Kommissariats made sure that victory was short-lived.

Glory to the Imperial Pact!

Whitopia congratulates you for your victory over these bozos
You're listening to Resistance Radio, the National Revolutionary Party's public service radio syndicate broadcasting on AM and shortwave to the ends of the earth in the service of our people.
53 killed in Old Regime truck bombing of Lewisburg diner including Colonel Robert Collins, target of the assassination attempt Central Committee to convene in plenary session
over agreement between Ottawa and New York governments
Now for some of the classics of Russian film music:
The announcer audibly clicks on his mouse, playing an audio track of pronunciation of the Russian-language song titles which had been delivered earlier that day from the international shortwave broadcasting office
У природы нет плохой погоды, Никого не будет в доме, Со мною вот что происходит

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-Floptropica-
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Posts: 266
Founded: Sep 23, 2023
Corporate Bordello

Postby -Floptropica- » Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:02 pm

Jebtopia wrote:
SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari wrote:With the complete evisceration of Anarchic States by the combined efforts of the Imperial Pact and the last strikes of CAF94, We can declare that EAS has been wiped off the map!

We had unfortunately lost LFPD Sovereign in initial engagements, but the Kommissariats made sure that victory was short-lived.

Glory to the Imperial Pact!

Whitopia congratulates you for your victory over these bozos

floptropica congratulates whitopia for fifth place in most radiation!
Welcome to Floptropica! | She/They | NS Stats not canon
Flopondon Post | Early voting polls open across Floptropica, with predictions leaning towards Deborah Ali-Williams and her All People's Democratic Party, a progressive left-leaning party. Pooja Mishra, the mayor of Flop City, an Independent, has the second-highest approval rates.  | President Deborah Ali-Williams criticized Duolingo's support of the Daboyzian Republic earlier today in her speech, and called for a nationwide boycott. Ali-Williams encouraged Floptropicans to switch to Floplingo, a similar, government-run language learning-program.

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Anarchic States
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Posts: 1618
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Anarchic States » Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:09 pm

LFPD Soveriegn wrote:From the Ocean Territories of LFPD Sovereign

WOHOO!!!!!!! Also, is it normal for the geiger counter to click inside the bunker?


oh no government in exile gotta fix that.

also its *breathes in* NFTEAS, or The National Fascist Theocratic Empire of the Anarchic States.

plus me in N-Day is always OOC so its more like AS actually.
-Anarch Robert Bear
The Seventh Republic of the Anarchic States WE STAND WITH PALESTINE

You think betrayal can shake us? pathetic
Conquered Godmodders
Slayer of Marine Girls and Jebtopia(YOU'RE WELCOME!)
Supports Palestine (Not Hamas)
Marine Girls
Racalimari
Anarch states
The bigtopian
North anith
Shotgun Brigade
The vactican church
Luthopian
Utquiagvik
Imperiul romanum
half the multiverse ig (R.I.P my empire)
alpen (8 times)
F7 (AS7)
Defcon: 5 | Canadian Government in Exile Relocated to New York from Berlin | National Industry Rises. Rebu on the rise again. | The Anarchic States has defeated Alpen. for the.....8th time?

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LFPD Anarchic
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Sep 30, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby LFPD Anarchic » Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:12 pm

LFPD Soveriegn wrote:From the Ocean Territories of LFPD Sovereign

WOHOO!!!!!!! Also, is it normal for the geiger counter to click inside the bunker?


who let the government in exile out?

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Bovad
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Posts: 1956
Founded: Mar 16, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bovad » Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:13 pm

-Floptropica- wrote:
Jebtopia wrote:Whitopia congratulates you for your victory over these bozos

floptropica congratulates whitopia for fifth place in most radiation!

Can't even win at losing.
Þ=Th. Join the revival.
Marxist-leninist, atheist, pro-choice, pro-LGBT+.
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"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross" -Apocryphally attributed to Sinclair Lewis.

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LFPD Anarchic
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Posts: 16
Founded: Sep 30, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby LFPD Anarchic » Sat Sep 30, 2023 8:13 pm

Jebtopia wrote:
SAF-Kommissariat Racalimari wrote:With the complete evisceration of Anarchic States by the combined efforts of the Imperial Pact and the last strikes of CAF94, We can declare that EAS has been wiped off the map!

We had unfortunately lost LFPD Sovereign in initial engagements, but the Kommissariats made sure that victory was short-lived.

Glory to the Imperial Pact!

Whitopia congratulates you for your victory over these bozos


congrats on being demolished by everyone


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