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The Imperial State of Ateria
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YN is under AN’s occupation, your people’s thoughts?

Postby The Imperial State of Ateria » Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:51 pm

Bringing a thread that died some time ago back from the grave.

The nation above you has invaded and occupied your nation, how do your people feel about the occupation?

“Huh, what are you talking about? I don’t see any foreign invader here.”
- An Imperial citizen when asked about his country being occupied by thin air
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Wesslavia
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Founded: Sep 20, 2023
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Postby Wesslavia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 3:53 pm

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Teffland
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Founded: Feb 19, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Teffland » Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:19 pm

"Why do we get such strange market rules, here. You know, that 9:30 pm is far later than sunset? Who goes shopping after sunset here, anyway?. "
"Good, that black markets are now highly illegal here. That market share of 0,1% by black markets was really too high"
"Cool, online markets with free shipping are now always open. As if any online market ever dared to buy a sailship to deliver to Teffland"
"Good luck selling goods with Wesslavic Supermarket. before sunrise"
"Conscription.... cool. Now I have more time to learn how to shoot with crossbows against people with guns"
"Capitalism can never work in Teffland, because people are not greedy and self-centered enough, here. You know what? **** greed. **** the throw-away culture. Live humble"
"Internet rules.... we really needed that here."
"There was once a well-known company. It lived mentally so much in remote forests that it named itself after a remote forest region. These people even conquered the deserts of the world. But they did not understand people in remote forests. What an irony."
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Frestatia
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Founded: Feb 27, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Frestatia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:32 pm

"This 'Tefflandian Occupation' will make our former nation, our City, devolve into Barbarism! They are forcing us to abandon the truth of the Markets, the One True Economic System, and will allow us to be destroyed by the Feral Warlords bordering our once-civilized territory! They're forcing the Worker to take up the job of the Manager and the CEO! REPENT, REPENT TO THE INVISIBLE HAND, FOR THE END TIMES ARE NEAR! REPENT! REPENT! THE TEFFLANDIAN SHALL LET US FALL INTO ANARCHY, INTO EVIL! REPENT!"
- A Priest of the Cult of Capitalism on the Tefflandian Occupation of Frestatia
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Sector 12
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Postby Sector 12 » Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:33 pm

Happy, until we take back the land.
Greetings.
We are Sector 12, an independent dictatorship of autonomous machines.
Any hostilities will be eliminated.

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Farewell, NTR. Hope you have a good life. Will miss you. :(

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LFPD Soveriegn
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Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:35 pm

“Well, shit. I guess its time to become a oligarchy through CAPITALISTIC SHOCK THERAPY! I guess our ways of life are gonna be THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! As they ravage through our streets and arrest anyone who’s a commie based on who can bribe them the most! How about even more corruption!? If this is truly what capitalism is like. I’m happy I lived in LFPD Sovereign all my lif-

Wait, is that pizza hut? Capitalism is the best. Wahoo!”

Edit: /stillme, a one-liner doesnt count as good enough to ninja.
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Sector 12
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Postby Sector 12 » Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:58 pm

LFPD Soveriegn wrote:“Well, shit. I guess its time to become a oligarchy through CAPITALISTIC SHOCK THERAPY! I guess our ways of life are gonna be THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! As they ravage through our streets and arrest anyone who’s a commie based on who can bribe them the most! How about even more corruption!? If this is truly what capitalism is like. I’m happy I lived in LFPD Sovereign all my lif-

Wait, is that pizza hut? Capitalism is the best. Wahoo!”

Edit: /stillme, a one-liner doesnt count as good enough to ninja.

>:[
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Farewell, NTR. Hope you have a good life. Will miss you. :(

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Petralia
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Founded: Jul 30, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Petralia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:07 pm

We will not care.

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Simonia
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Founded: Aug 13, 2023
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Postby Simonia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:19 pm

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Nastorordia
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Postby Nastorordia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:21 pm

Here's what I imagine a conversation with the Petralian occupation minister would be like:

Us: "Wait, we're occupied?"
Them: "Yes, from now on you are under Petralian occupation"
Us: "So, what policies will you change?"
Them: "Uhh..."
Us: "What ideology will you impose?"
Them: "Umm... I dont..."
Us: "What will you do with the many Nastorordian citizens?"
Them: "...ehh"
Us: "Is there anything you can tell us about your nation?"
Them: "Um, we are capitalist?"
Us: "Oh no"

Edit: Ninja'd, skip me
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Kreigsreich of Iron
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Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:22 pm

How did the shareholders approve a hostile takeover by them?
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Octopodus
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Founded: Jun 19, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Octopodus » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:39 pm

"Wait, what? I'm sorry I must have missheard you. Oh no, you're serious. We're employees? No no, I have a test tomorrow and I need to study if I want to get lunch at the my favorite restaurant. School's closed? There goes the literacy rate."
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New Texas Republic
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Postby New Texas Republic » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:43 pm

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Difinbelk
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Difinbelk » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:53 pm

"Ah the Texans, I've heard of them. They're similar to the homeland socioculturally so occupation's almost tolerable, though I do have to ask how they've managed to occupy even this much of our territory considering we're centuries ahead of them... Perhaps we should re-evaluate our military policy."
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Keylimez
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Ex-Nation

Postby Keylimez » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:03 pm

"they'll turn the friggin frogs gay!"
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Net Cas
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Founded: Feb 24, 2022
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Postby Net Cas » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:09 pm

I get it being taken over by a nation with a serious flag but common. Thats not even a real flag ( I do not hate your flag I am just trying to be funny 8) )
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Aikea
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Postby Aikea » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:12 pm

I mean sure they’re Russian but it was gonna happen at some point, plus they’re chill, I guess?
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New Texas Republic
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Postby New Texas Republic » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:16 pm

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Nue Cascadia
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Anarchy

Postby Nue Cascadia » Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:20 pm

Immediate Revolution and Guerilla War. We will never accept a democratic nation again. Not since the Revolution, and not ever again. At least in our system, we had property right guarantees. In this new "Republic"? a Limited-Time Luxury.

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Octopodus
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Founded: Jun 19, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Octopodus » Thu Sep 28, 2023 5:51 am

"Oh, they're from Cascadia, that should be okay, right? Wait, they're libertarian? Oh, dear god. Our economy is going to collapse, it's planned for a reason. Wait, you're kidding. Private companies now regulate the government!? And the tax rate as been dramatically slashed? Oh, Mother I think I'm going to faint. Someone get them out of here before they can ruin our beautiful lands with factories. also why are they randomly german?"

(edit: formatting)
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Ionaris
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Corporate Police State

Postby Ionaris » Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:21 am

The Ocean Dominion of Octopodus, the ones that occupied Granada... They're quite a... Strange bunch, I don't know how to feel about them, on one hand, I'm happy that we've been freed from the empire, on the other... I don't find our new octopus overlords to be any more savory than the emperor was. For all I know, they could be even worse, how do they feel about us humans? Do they see us as equals? Or as puny morsels to be crushed under their heel-- tentacles...?
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Postby Stratonesia » Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:24 am

"F██k Innominatus! F██k Innominatus! Free our nation! Hail Stratonesia! F██k Innominatus! F██k Innominatus! Free our nation! Hail Stratonesia! Victory to the Stratonesians, death to the invaders!"
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Octopodus
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Octopodus » Thu Sep 28, 2023 10:52 am

OOC: i love how half this thread is like "oh man the occupation kinda sucks?" and the other half is "nope. no occupation. freedom." very interesting thing to observe.

/skipme /still Stratonesia
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Karagila
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Ex-Nation

Postby Karagila » Thu Sep 28, 2023 11:06 am

Stratonesia wrote:"F██k Innominatus! F██k Innominatus! Free our nation! Hail Stratonesia! F██k Innominatus! F██k Innominatus! Free our nation! Hail Stratonesia! Victory to the Stratonesians, death to the invaders!"

Democracy? Devolution? Our nation is going to be ruled by idiots trying to please the mob while it falls apart from internal div- ohhhhhhh, what’s this? “Squidbagging”? Forget what I said, I love Stratonesia!
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Sol Deae Terra
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sol Deae Terra » Thu Sep 28, 2023 12:26 pm

“These tech obsessed heretics will doom our race and force them into some atheist technocratic dystopia”
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