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Earthian Empire
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Can NationStates write a pickup line?

Postby Earthian Empire » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:44 am

Instructions are simple. Reply one word at a time, and when starting a new one, put [NEW] over the word, and attempt to create a good pickup line. I will start:

You
We are canonically known as the Terran Empire. “Earthian” is just because the better name was taken.
A class 0.666 nation according to this index.
GENERATION 32: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment
The Terran Empire is a one world government
controlling the human species, based in the year 2156. After a resource depletion in 2067, the Empire was formed to pool resources, with space being considered the only solution. The Empire now controls Mars and is in the process of terraforming it, has a colony on Mercury (which is being used to mine it and build a Dyson swarm) and has a cloud city on Venus.

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Beliras
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jun 29, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Beliras » Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:07 am

taste
those dudes who hate flags with ripples: may I tell you to GTFO, it just looks realistic to me
My location is OOC, just saying.
I reserve the right to /stillanyone
Sugendoa (Former)
Goikiva, aka Goiky
MV Feature Cruise (cruises around featured regions)
Urine Town wrote:I know I shouldn’t double post, but yes, I was [swear word detected] ADDICTED to that show when I was 11-12
Sector 12 wrote:just void allat mishap I did

Say Belarus all you want, IDC. - BELIRAS
Apply for Embassy!
just a normal class 1.8 civ

Beliras's status: Online - Find me in ROBLOX!
PEACE FORUKRAINE, RUSSIA, ISRAEL AND PALESTINE!

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Earthian Empire
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Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Earthian Empire » Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:33 pm

as
We are canonically known as the Terran Empire. “Earthian” is just because the better name was taken.
A class 0.666 nation according to this index.
GENERATION 32: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment
The Terran Empire is a one world government
controlling the human species, based in the year 2156. After a resource depletion in 2067, the Empire was formed to pool resources, with space being considered the only solution. The Empire now controls Mars and is in the process of terraforming it, has a colony on Mercury (which is being used to mine it and build a Dyson swarm) and has a cloud city on Venus.

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 659
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:34 pm

sweet
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
NS stats and policies have been thrown into the dumpster
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2. Irony
3. Lists

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The Free American Republic
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Posts: 164
Founded: Sep 19, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby The Free American Republic » Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:34 pm

Baby
*Angry, American Screams* - Me

“If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.” - Ronald Reagan

”Hehe, I’m a bit of a National Populist myself.”

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Attestaltarragaby
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Posts: 269
Founded: Sep 04, 2022
Capitalizt

Postby Attestaltarragaby » Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:36 pm

Beautiful
Boom, Join the TRR https://i.ibb.co/HrVxrZp/824dqx.jpg
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One Time winner of the rejected cup
Time to Prove NS Wrong that I am not a Anarchy
First of All if I Was An Anarchy,Why Does lack does my nation view Say lack of Social order Instead Of Law And Order? Isn't my nation A Anarchy, Furthermore An Anarchy Has No leader Or State Every man For Himself Right? Then How Come I have a leader and a State?, Also My Canon law and order Statnation=attestaltarragaby/detail=trend/censusid=30
While it is Low it is not in the negatives or Zero So I have Law And Order And I am not an Anarchy.A Real NS Anarchy Is A Ex-Nation As they have no leader or

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The Stellar Union
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Founded: Jun 18, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Stellar Union » Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:37 pm

girl
Fictional FT Humanity that is peacefully united and owns a few star systems.

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Earthian Empire
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Earthian Empire » Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:38 pm

[NEW]

If
We are canonically known as the Terran Empire. “Earthian” is just because the better name was taken.
A class 0.666 nation according to this index.
GENERATION 32: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment
The Terran Empire is a one world government
controlling the human species, based in the year 2156. After a resource depletion in 2067, the Empire was formed to pool resources, with space being considered the only solution. The Empire now controls Mars and is in the process of terraforming it, has a colony on Mercury (which is being used to mine it and build a Dyson swarm) and has a cloud city on Venus.

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Thal Dorthat
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Founded: Jun 21, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thal Dorthat » Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:58 pm

you
The Federation of Thal Dorthat: Independent since May 18th, 1889!
NS Stats are Canon [Except "No Judiciary", "Child Labor" and "No Emigration"]
Just your daily reminder that I am in no way related to Thailand. My name is "THAL" not "THAI"

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MT-PMT (where does modern equipment but space elevator fit?) Nation with 32 Provinces and 6 Tribes.
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Salmita
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Founded: Aug 02, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Salmita » Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:59 pm

kiss
"La Brisa del Océano"
~National Motto of Samita

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Thal Dorthat
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Founded: Jun 21, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thal Dorthat » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:02 pm

me,
The Federation of Thal Dorthat: Independent since May 18th, 1889!
NS Stats are Canon [Except "No Judiciary", "Child Labor" and "No Emigration"]
Just your daily reminder that I am in no way related to Thailand. My name is "THAL" not "THAI"

ConlangFest: Can NationStates Make a Conlang?
MT-PMT (where does modern equipment but space elevator fit?) Nation with 32 Provinces and 6 Tribes.
New flag for the holidays!
Join the Children of Libertas Alliance!

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Rivogna
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Posts: 176
Founded: Jul 30, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Rivogna » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:06 pm

you
        ★ ★ LA REPUBBLICA FEDERATIVA DI RIVOGNA ★   ★      
      Illuminazione attraverso la libertà e la comprensione!      

An Italian-speaking republic with an affinity for ravioli with peppers and beef


 NEWS:   Why do mosquitoes still exist? "Genius and life-saving" mosquito catchers gaining popularity | The National Parliament contemplates a minimum wage increase, boost to the education budget | Rude Rivognans on your tour? Find out why they hate everybody

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Schimmerland
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Founded: Jul 29, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Schimmerland » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:07 pm

people
NS stats are not canon. Real stats can be found here.

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LFPD Soveriegn
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Posts: 1309
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:08 pm

are
The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO- AND THE ENTIRE SOVIET WAR INDUSTRY!?
Free News.co
Local anti-tax protester suddenly qualifies for 100% tax rate after 'accounting error' | Scensarian insults Regent Clarence, raided by SIRS Battalion. | Local SIRS Anti-Corruption Figure found guilty of corruption
Proud founder of the Imperial Pact/Imperial Trade Accords | ASP Observer, I.P Ambassador to FIRE
I post, try and match half my effort, If I 'reserve'/minimum exp. 3-5 desktop lines (1-2 paragraphs) is fine, otherwise You'll get /stillme'd to hell. | Me 'doubleposting' is (not always) my way of saying I'm not happy with your response, probably due to quality/length.
Pro-Russian, Pro Palestine

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South-French Free Administration
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Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 05, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby South-French Free Administration » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:08 pm

racist

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Auztralie
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 23, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Auztralie » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:09 pm

and
Last edited by Auztralie on Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
(Some of) My Other Nations:
-Ellese
-Stranarei (Ateiria)
-Dectroia
-Best Mexico
-The Pacific Pirates
If I put anything in a spoiler, it's probably not a very good idea to open it.

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Oppressthemville
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Posts: 58
Founded: Nov 24, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Oppressthemville » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:13 pm

believe
Queen Lettuce, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith

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Liberza
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Posts: 189
Founded: May 05, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Liberza » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:14 pm

me,
Live free or die

World Map, World History

Liberza is a bicameral parliamentary, monarchist nation set in Germany, currently led by democratic socialist Malik Simoneit. The year is 2096. EST. 1949.

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Sector 12
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Posts: 865
Founded: Aug 30, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sector 12 » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:19 pm

I
Greetings.
We are Sector 12, an independent dictatorship of autonomous machines.
Any hostilities will be eliminated.

NS stats are not canon!
Farewell, NTR. Hope you have a good life. Will miss you. :(

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Cierrida
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Founded: Oct 23, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cierrida » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:36 pm

hate
‎ ☭ The FCLN on its way to make the Viet Cong look comparatively liberal ☭
A hardline totalitarian dictatorship of the proletariat that’s been trapped in a horrific defensive war against a genocidal fascist regime, village-butchering cartel death squads, and a war crime-addicted superpower for 2 decades.

Bunkers, tunnels, mandatory gun ownership, communal potlucks, unlimited terror against class and political enemies, terraced hills, guerrilla warfare, we have it all!

Home factbook | Wiki style overview | Our Premier
More stuff will be coming I promise ^^
Landlords and NS stats have been both stuffed into bags full of bricks, beaten senseless, and thrown into rivers by red guards. Uphold the proletarian line of factbooks!

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Msje
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Posts: 90
Founded: Apr 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Msje » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:38 pm

orphans
It is a goose on the flag, not a duck.

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Wesslavia
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Posts: 317
Founded: Sep 20, 2023
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wesslavia » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:38 pm

you.

[NEW]

Hey,
Mod gave no fucks ☠️
The Archregimancy wrote:
To the best of my knowledge, Grave Dig is not a common form of Halloween candy on either side of the Atlantic.


Leader: King Yahyani VI
Ideology: Constitutional monarchy
Capital: Sawala
Population: 21 million
Animal: Bison
NS Stats are not canon
The Kingdom of Wesslavia | مملكة ويسلافيا | پادشاهی وسلاوی

WESSLAVIA WEATHER
Harlsnami 68°F
WESSLAVIA NEWS | King Yahyani VI elected new royalty of Wesslavia | TikTok is now banned in Wesslavia, alongside with YT Shorts. To view these said applications, please use HalalTube Shorts & HalalTok. | Flag to be changed in the next 2 months
Visit us at www.wesslavia.wes/en/! | goofy ahh new forum topic ☠

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LFPD Soveriegn
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Posts: 1309
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:38 pm

Comrade.
The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO- AND THE ENTIRE SOVIET WAR INDUSTRY!?
Free News.co
Local anti-tax protester suddenly qualifies for 100% tax rate after 'accounting error' | Scensarian insults Regent Clarence, raided by SIRS Battalion. | Local SIRS Anti-Corruption Figure found guilty of corruption
Proud founder of the Imperial Pact/Imperial Trade Accords | ASP Observer, I.P Ambassador to FIRE
I post, try and match half my effort, If I 'reserve'/minimum exp. 3-5 desktop lines (1-2 paragraphs) is fine, otherwise You'll get /stillme'd to hell. | Me 'doubleposting' is (not always) my way of saying I'm not happy with your response, probably due to quality/length.
Pro-Russian, Pro Palestine

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Simonia
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Posts: 176
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Simonia » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:42 pm

How's
Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia.
Our nation has two regions and two capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for it's pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: Simonia-NationStates just disappeared and is temporarily decanonized | Indios Bravos declares war on Simonia | This story is still here, you know. | The war has ended! | Doratica invades Simonia again
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
If I change my flag, I wasn't pressured to do so unless I announced I was.
I stand with Selanese Empire.

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Thal Dorthat
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Posts: 189
Founded: Jun 21, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thal Dorthat » Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:43 pm

your
The Federation of Thal Dorthat: Independent since May 18th, 1889!
NS Stats are Canon [Except "No Judiciary", "Child Labor" and "No Emigration"]
Just your daily reminder that I am in no way related to Thailand. My name is "THAL" not "THAI"

ConlangFest: Can NationStates Make a Conlang?
MT-PMT (where does modern equipment but space elevator fit?) Nation with 32 Provinces and 6 Tribes.
New flag for the holidays!
Join the Children of Libertas Alliance!

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