Take Over World

[Bandelkhand]

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

[New Texas Republic]

OOC: Aw crap, looks like this guy appeared again.

IC: “Your nation is not very powerful, so I don’t think you should do this. Moreover, this is… well, racist, so watch it. I hope you learn from this.”

- Johnathan Miller

[Hyrcanian-Khanates]

OOC: Puppetry at its worst

[Redeeemed Black League]

OOC: Not again.
IC: The Redeemed Black League doesn't fears anyone of anything, althought we are in a nuclear apocalipse, we fear not this teuton tyrant puppet, as so, we declare war on Bandelkhand and Vizshleck and send 30,000 men, 500 tanks, 14 bombers, 12 frigates and 6 battleships to his land to make a landing with 15,000 men and invade the territory by land with the other 15,000 men.

[New Master]

"Wake up to reality"
-President "Based" Getaway

[Sum Tash]

"Why don't you go take over a school and learn a thing or two?"

-PM Eric Mazztonne

[Senscaria]

From the Office of His Indefinite Holy Regency - Regent Alexander Clarence:

Nice statement on taking over the world, but how about taking over the pages of the homework you have to be doing? They're due tomorrow, you have to submit them.

[Planets and Systems]

Foetus deleetus, your nation has gone to meet Jesus.

Admiral Grace Hartzig. Stardate: 12.07.3081. UGFS Andromeda. 17th Fleet.

The Admiral had done her usual morning routine. Slip on her slippers, brush her teeth, call people to the bridge. Drink coffee whilst discussing military strategy. Enter into warp for the next target.

This target was different. Earth. And soon, it would be little more than a marble orbiting around a star; glassed.

[Aerlanica]

IC: A dispatcher wanders into the room of the Field Marshall of Aerlanica; Andrew Montgomery. Silently he hands him a letter and the Field Marshall looks up from his ledgers and opens it;

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA


The Field Marshall sighs and hands it back.

"Just another Tuesday I suppose...Inform the government."

The dispatcher nods and leaves.

** *** **

The dispatcher enters an office where a bespectacled man is sitting at a desk reviewing a new law proposed to him. He circles occasional mistakes before he notices the dispatcher, smiles and calls him in. The letter is handed over and the bespectacled man reads it, sighs with annoyance and produces a blank piece of paper.

** *** **

Soon a letter comes in reply:

"To the venerable Chief Losla A-Man Iben Iban Se-Sa-Ozta Del A-Za

We in the Aerlanican government have recognised that you have more or less identified that everyone who is not, in fact, Vizchleck as marked for occupation and "fixing". We the Aerlanican people need not be fixed, as many have attempted to try in the past and have failed. Quite frankly, we are a little too busy for another war and aren't exactly in the mood for waging war against you and making you bleed your country and coffers dry. Likewise the Primaeri already scheduled their war with us and we must defeat them first.

Therefore, I have to unfortunately decline your declaration of war; it is not you or anything about you, however the schedules just haven't lined up and we are thoroughly swamped as you know. I trust you understand and do not take this in the wrong way.

Kind and apologetic regards.

Jonathan Blinds.

Prime Minister of Aerlanica.

[Jubiloso]

The leader of Jubiloso reaches over to slap CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA upside the head.

"No! Bad dog! Stop it!"

[New Master]

“You should touch some grass NOW!”
-President of the All-New Masterian Parliament,
Reboost

[Dairasam]

"Listen to me.

I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING F***."
-Drukhavem Prakel, President of Dairasam

OOC: I've seen that you've mentioned 'not again', can i please have some context?
Edit: I looked into their other countries, i know now, and they're douchebags

[Planets and Systems]

“Eat me”
-President of the American Federation, Elizabeth Warren.

[Lithuania LT]

Ayo, What?
- Lithuanian President, which is definitely not Gitanas Nauseda

[Dairasam]

Anyone who needs context: He is a probably underaged person that think they can rule the world so easily, they think that they are the most powerful nation in all of NationStates, they also think they are the greatest person in the universe.

[Hyrcanian-Khanates]

All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.

[British Arzelentaxmacone]

All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.

Good point. We all know that they can’t take over the world and are new to the forums, so why don’t we all just leave the thread alone and not fuel the discussion.

[Imperiul Romanum]

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORD NOT YOU!....sorry....I declare war

[Imperiul Romanum]

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

I WILL TAKE OVER TGE WORD NOT YOU!....sorry....I declare war

YOU HAS SAY ABOUT ROMANIANS STUPID? I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!
MT OR FT?

[Imperiul Romanum]

All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.

Good point. We all know that they can’t take over the world and are new to the forums, so why don’t we all just leave the thread alone and not fuel the discussion.

...ok

[Bandelkhand]

Really! I watch thy stupid infidel prattling; thou needest to be fixed, and, although thou art worthless to thy beginning, I shalt enlighten thee upon what fixing be, Thou shalt have some of thee cut off, and thou must become slaves of us or Vizshleck, and go to our religion, which be'st the only true one, otherwise thou'lt all be thrown in to the Pit of Doom. E'en thou art not so bad as to need to know what is in the Pit of Doom.
I have, by the bye, consulted Ztupeed Iben Za Faq, our wise man and the only truly wise one in the world, being the wisest of the best and only good populace in all the World, and he says that look thee in to our Bible, and find what be true, and what is not is all that is written by thy men and women and persons; for they are all infidels and thieves.
LOSLA, THE BEST CHIEF IN THE WORLD.

[Bandelkhand]

PS. To anyone who needs actual context, I am just doing this to see people's reactions to this nation's craziness; I have a good nation as well if you would like it better - New Old Scotland is it's name. They said you got to be how your country's leader is supposed to be in this Forum, are you not (so excuse this out-of-character statement)
ARS.

[StaCol]

DissidentSpammer420 says: “THIS! DID YOU KNOW THAT STALINA IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE WORLD DOMINATION!!! WE NEED TO STOP STALINA!!!”
Rosie a representative from the Stalina Fan Club responds: “DissidentSpammer420, you have a history of spreading fake news, besides if Stalina did take over the world, it would be a better place”

[Montibuse]

A Montibusean diplomat would provide an official statement, reviewed by the House of Jaq'lor and the Council thoroughly before sending the response.

They would put forward a video tape with well-tuned audio, consisting of the entire Council and the royal family laughing and occasionally cracking a joke to one another, for 2 minutes straight. The diplomat left.

[Simonia]

A conversation between some civilians in Simonia City
"Woah. Crazy. Somebody wants to take over their world."
"Also, that dissident spammer guy is back."
"Crazy indeed."