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Bandelkhand
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Founded: Aug 06, 2023
Ex-Nation

Take Over World

Postby Bandelkhand » Mon Aug 07, 2023 9:37 am

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 655
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Texas Republic » Mon Aug 07, 2023 9:41 am

OOC: Aw crap, looks like this guy appeared again.

IC: “Your nation is not very powerful, so I don’t think you should do this. Moreover, this is… well, racist, so watch it. I hope you learn from this.”

- Johnathan Miller
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
NS stats and policies have been thrown into the dumpster
Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists

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Hyrcanian-Khanates
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Posts: 109
Founded: Jan 22, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Hyrcanian-Khanates » Mon Aug 07, 2023 12:17 pm

OOC: Puppetry at its worst

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Redeeemed Black League
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Posts: 159
Founded: Jun 09, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Redeeemed Black League » Mon Aug 07, 2023 12:22 pm

OOC: Not again.
IC: The Redeemed Black League doesn't fears anyone of anything, althought we are in a nuclear apocalipse, we fear not this teuton tyrant puppet, as so, we declare war on Bandelkhand and Vizshleck and send 30,000 men, 500 tanks, 14 bombers, 12 frigates and 6 battleships to his land to make a landing with 15,000 men and invade the territory by land with the other 15,000 men.
The war made by the mad man Taboritsky and his mad search for a long death member of the Romanov family has devastated Russia, half of the population has been wipe out, but the Redeemed Black League lead by Aleksander Lazarenko is still alive! the Plan Hydra had managed to keep us alive, and now, after the New Unification, we are preparing for the Great Trial Against the teutons.
Remember.
THE GREAT TRIAL AWAITS!

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New Master
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Posts: 665
Founded: Apr 01, 2023
Right-wing Utopia

Postby New Master » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:40 pm

"Wake up to reality"
-President "Based" Getaway
An Intergalactic Federation founded by Transformers and also composed of other species.

New Master's theme
RP Population: 30 billion
An 0.38 Civilization according to this index:
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Sum Tash
Envoy
 
Posts: 295
Founded: Apr 26, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sum Tash » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:44 pm

"Why don't you go take over a school and learn a thing or two?"

-PM Eric Mazztonne
Sum Tash, Independent since October 6, 1991
DEFCON 1

Sum Tash
CSL [M]
KTO [O]
ASP [M]
UDRH [S]
Unknown Alliance [M]
Star Alliance [M]
IAM [M]
IMA [M]

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Senscaria
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Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Senscaria » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:47 pm

From the Office of His Indefinite Holy Regency - Regent Alexander Clarence:
Nice statement on taking over the world, but how about taking over the pages of the homework you have to be doing? They're due tomorrow, you have to submit them.
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FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS INDEFINITE HOLY REGENCY, REGENT ALEXANDER CLARENCE:
bababooey
"Welcome to Senscaria, industry reigns supreme. You are entering through the gates of our greatest projects, from machines of mass destruction and war to the infrastructure spanning continents. Our search for progress and our lost king must continue. There is much to be done. We welcome you with open arms. The thugshaking will continue no matter what."

Obligatory NS stats are not canon, for they have been burning in the furnaces for days now. Democracy has returned somewhat through Senscarian (used to be British) Parliamentary system, don’t worry, we’re still your archetypal evil space empire for the lolz.

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Planets and Systems
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Posts: 1116
Founded: Jun 08, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Planets and Systems » Mon Aug 07, 2023 5:47 pm

Foetus deleetus, your nation has gone to meet Jesus.

Admiral Grace Hartzig. Stardate: 12.07.3081. UGFS Andromeda. 17th Fleet.

The Admiral had done her usual morning routine. Slip on her slippers, brush her teeth, call people to the bridge. Drink coffee whilst discussing military strategy. Enter into warp for the next target.

This target was different. Earth. And soon, it would be little more than a marble orbiting around a star; glassed.
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not algerstonia

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Aerlanica
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Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Aerlanica » Mon Aug 07, 2023 5:58 pm

IC: A dispatcher wanders into the room of the Field Marshall of Aerlanica; Andrew Montgomery. Silently he hands him a letter and the Field Marshall looks up from his ledgers and opens it;

I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA


The Field Marshall sighs and hands it back.

"Just another Tuesday I suppose...Inform the government."

The dispatcher nods and leaves.

** *** **

The dispatcher enters an office where a bespectacled man is sitting at a desk reviewing a new law proposed to him. He circles occasional mistakes before he notices the dispatcher, smiles and calls him in. The letter is handed over and the bespectacled man reads it, sighs with annoyance and produces a blank piece of paper.

** *** **

Soon a letter comes in reply:

"To the venerable Chief Losla A-Man Iben Iban Se-Sa-Ozta Del A-Za

We in the Aerlanican government have recognised that you have more or less identified that everyone who is not, in fact, Vizchleck as marked for occupation and "fixing". We the Aerlanican people need not be fixed, as many have attempted to try in the past and have failed. Quite frankly, we are a little too busy for another war and aren't exactly in the mood for waging war against you and making you bleed your country and coffers dry. Likewise the Primaeri already scheduled their war with us and we must defeat them first.

Therefore, I have to unfortunately decline your declaration of war; it is not you or anything about you, however the schedules just haven't lined up and we are thoroughly swamped as you know. I trust you understand and do not take this in the wrong way.

Kind and apologetic regards.

Jonathan Blinds.

Prime Minister of Aerlanica.
Welcome to Aerlanica! the resident punching bag of the entire universe! God forsakes us, Hell hates us, Tech is stolen by us, fascists fear us and NS stats are ignored by us. Come for the democracy! Stay for the Fanaticism!

We don't "Steal Tech"

No no no no no.

We Secretly Transfer Equipment to Alternative Locations, and they just so happen to be your army's equipment...

...which we arbitrarily acquired without acquiring prior consent.

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Jubiloso
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Posts: 45
Founded: May 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jubiloso » Mon Aug 07, 2023 11:59 pm

The leader of Jubiloso reaches over to slap CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA upside the head.

"No! Bad dog! Stop it!"

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New Master
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Posts: 665
Founded: Apr 01, 2023
Right-wing Utopia

Postby New Master » Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:17 am

“You should touch some grass NOW!”
-President of the All-New Masterian Parliament,
Reboost
An Intergalactic Federation founded by Transformers and also composed of other species.

New Master's theme
RP Population: 30 billion
An 0.38 Civilization according to this index:
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

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Dairasam
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Posts: 291
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Dairasam » Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:25 am

"Listen to me.

I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING F***."
-Drukhavem Prakel, President of Dairasam


OOC: I've seen that you've mentioned 'not again', can i please have some context?
Edit: I looked into their other countries, i know now, and they're douchebags
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THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
daymn
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
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Planets and Systems
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Founded: Jun 08, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Planets and Systems » Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:27 am

“Eat me”
-President of the American Federation, Elizabeth Warren.
not algerstonia

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Lithuania LT
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jun 19, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Lithuania LT » Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:30 am

Ayo, What?
- Lithuanian President, which is definitely not Gitanas Nauseda
Lithuania, Just Lithuania
Let's be real, it's Lithuania.

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Dairasam
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Posts: 291
Founded: Jun 14, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Dairasam » Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:32 am

Anyone who needs context: He is a probably underaged person that think they can rule the world so easily, they think that they are the most powerful nation in all of NationStates, they also think they are the greatest person in the universe.
THE FEDERATION OF DAIRASAM
A Filipino-Taiwanese spy who decided to ruin his life with politics
daymn
NS stats and policies ain't canon.
DTN RADIO 28.02.24 | NATIONAL RADIO | NEWS French prime minister accidentally sleeps during European Union meeting | War in Gaza intensifies as Hamas blows up Israeli government buildings | Algeria enforces pro-Islamic laws on the Tunisia region | Former Indian president Ramesh Bais investigated for corruption

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Hyrcanian-Khanates
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Founded: Jan 22, 2023
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Hyrcanian-Khanates » Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:44 am

All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.

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British Arzelentaxmacone
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Founded: May 12, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby British Arzelentaxmacone » Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:52 am

Hyrcanian-Khanates wrote:All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.



Good point. We all know that they can’t take over the world and are new to the forums, so why don’t we all just leave the thread alone and not fuel the discussion.
Too authoritarian? Yeah I get that a lot.

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Imperiul Romanum
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Founded: Feb 18, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperiul Romanum » Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:54 am

Bandelkhand wrote:I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORD NOT YOU!....sorry....I declare war
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Imperiul Romanum
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Founded: Feb 18, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperiul Romanum » Wed Aug 09, 2023 5:55 am

Imperiul romanum wrote:
Bandelkhand wrote:I, Losla, tribal leader of this colony owned by Vizshleck, must warn you that Vizshleck has sided with us in taking over all other countries; just to amen this, I quote here from our Bandelkhand bible: "The merciless Gods determined that they should create an world, but should fill it mostly with fools and infidels, who art ycleped Englishmen, Scotsmen, Spaniards, Irishmen, Welshmen, Germans, Dutchmen, Romans, Grecians, Russians, Indiamen, and all the others" and so all people but us and Vizshleck should be taken over and fixed.
From CHIEF LOSLA A-MAN IBEN IBAN SE-SA-OZTA DEL A-ZA

I WILL TAKE OVER TGE WORD NOT YOU!....sorry....I declare war

YOU HAS SAY ABOUT ROMANIANS STUPID? I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!
MT OR FT?

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Imperiul Romanum
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Founded: Feb 18, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperiul Romanum » Wed Aug 09, 2023 6:02 am

British Arzelentaxmacone wrote:
Hyrcanian-Khanates wrote:All of you know that this person is a troll right? I think we should all just stop feeding him and let him rant and rave but ignore him as he is just doing this to get attaenion.



Good point. We all know that they can’t take over the world and are new to the forums, so why don’t we all just leave the thread alone and not fuel the discussion.

...ok

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Bandelkhand
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Founded: Aug 06, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Bandelkhand » Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:45 pm

Really! I watch thy stupid infidel prattling; thou needest to be fixed, and, although thou art worthless to thy beginning, I shalt enlighten thee upon what fixing be, Thou shalt have some of thee cut off, and thou must become slaves of us or Vizshleck, and go to our religion, which be'st the only true one, otherwise thou'lt all be thrown in to the Pit of Doom. E'en thou art not so bad as to need to know what is in the Pit of Doom.
I have, by the bye, consulted Ztupeed Iben Za Faq, our wise man and the only truly wise one in the world, being the wisest of the best and only good populace in all the World, and he says that look thee in to our Bible, and find what be true, and what is not is all that is written by thy men and women and persons; for they are all infidels and thieves.
LOSLA, THE BEST CHIEF IN THE WORLD.

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Bandelkhand
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Founded: Aug 06, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Bandelkhand » Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:49 pm

PS. To anyone who needs actual context, I am just doing this to see people's reactions to this nation's craziness; I have a good nation as well if you would like it better - New Old Scotland is it's name. They said you got to be how your country's leader is supposed to be in this Forum, are you not (so excuse this out-of-character statement)
ARS.

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StaCol
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Posts: 244
Founded: Sep 27, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby StaCol » Sun Dec 03, 2023 12:59 am

DissidentSpammer420 says: “THIS! DID YOU KNOW THAT STALINA IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE WORLD DOMINATION!!! WE NEED TO STOP STALINA!!!”
Rosie a representative from the Stalina Fan Club responds: “DissidentSpammer420, you have a history of spreading fake news, besides if Stalina did take over the world, it would be a better place”
Yes, I am a PRAF, fan also, join The Leftist Assembly
StaCol collapses, gets replaced by Aihoshistan   People complain of “DissidentSpammer420” spamming them with messages  Entire Class 17B, Lenin School, arrested and executed after kid wrote “Stalina is a tyrant” on the whiteboard

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Montibuse
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Founded: Dec 02, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Montibuse » Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:37 pm

A Montibusean diplomat would provide an official statement, reviewed by the House of Jaq'lor and the Council thoroughly before sending the response.

They would put forward a video tape with well-tuned audio, consisting of the entire Council and the royal family laughing and occasionally cracking a joke to one another, for 2 minutes straight. The diplomat left.
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Sasha] is my weapon."
how dare they
You are invited to The GARFIELD.
Pretty interesting documentary here

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Simonia
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Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Wed Dec 13, 2023 7:53 pm

A conversation between some civilians in Simonia City
"Woah. Crazy. Somebody wants to take over their world."
"Also, that dissident spammer guy is back."
"Crazy indeed."
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Hello there. I'm Simonia of Majestia Anegana.
Our nation has twenty-one provinces, four regions, and four capitals.
And before you ask, Pink Castle City is called that for its pink castle, Pink Castle City's main building.
Simonian News: “I am Simonia an I am everywhere” is merely a metaphor | If a variation of Simonia is online 24/7, it might be an impostor.
Our IC puppets are Payonia and Floricia-Leanna.
The regions were created when they were unclaimed.
Our three-letter code is SMN.
Majestia will remain on my sig lest we forget.
If you want to chat, TG me.
I have a YT channel.
Fascists ruined NS, so I don't sympathize with them!
I have no connection to Simone Republic.
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