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The Southern Lands News

Postby Kyrek » Wed Aug 02, 2023 7:50 pm

This is where nations of The Southern Lands can talk about the news that is happening within there nation and any international events within the region involving the nation that is writing the news story, it should be by a news source (make up your own) and should be realistic, it should also not be short and has to be at least a few lines long at the minimum, more is preferable…

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Kyrekian News

As the civil war rages on, more and more people brace for an increase in violence by both sides … etc…

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Burgersburg
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Wilbur rock returns

Postby Burgersburg » Fri Aug 04, 2023 12:43 pm

burger news

Mr. Rock is the explorer that discovered a potential frog city and just went on a trip to Holy Karenland to attend an interview.

Wilbur rock says he is going to explore deep into frog forest to find the city

in the recent interview in holy karenland Mr. rock states that he will attempt to prove that he saw a frog city by searching the the forest with his elite exploring squad. this will be very hard since you can't chop a tree in the frog forest sector because its illegal.


the kids of burgersburg are being given wrong information.

Mr. Rock has not proved that the rumoured frog city exists but many kids from every sector believe that it does.

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Holy Karenland
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Cube Construction Begins

Postby Holy Karenland » Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:11 am

New Karenthian engineers and industry owners are now cooperating with the governmnet to begin the construction of a giant cube in the province of Kúríah. The cube will be 1km cubed, and will be made out of concrete, and is estimated house 153 thousand permanent residents. It will contain its own shops, public parks, living spaces(obviously), and restaurants. There will be a 1km squared parking lot in the basement of the building. Every apartment will be designated a 5mx5mx3m space, however penthouses will also be sold. A penthouse will be 30mx20mx6m. Elevators throughout the building will be provided as well, and it is set to be complete by 2043. It will have fire prevention and containment systems, featuring vents that shut on command from the main control panel, which is 100 metres below the building, sprinklers, fire alarms, and more. It will employ 50 thousand people in construction, and will be built using water from the nearby River Karen, and use the sand in the desert nearby.
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Kyrek
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Postby Kyrek » Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:34 pm

Kyrekian News
As the Battle for Odeka, the capital of Kyrek rages on, many casualties has been reported, Kyrekian officials have been begging other nations to come to their aid as the rebels push ever closer. We got an interview with Yako Rike:

Interviewer: How do you think the war is going so far.

Mr. Rike: It is not going well, our forces are being pushed back and we are in dire need of foreign aid which we have received very little of. If anyone has any good to give, we would gladly accept it. Our people are suffering with many starting to live off grass and bark in the foresty areas.

Interviewer: Do you think you will win?

Mr. Rike: I have faith in our forces, we will push them back and destroy them, we could use the help though.

Interviewer: What do you think of the massive massacres both sides have done?

Mr. Rike: They did horrible things to innocent people, we just did them to rebels. Next thing you know, they're going to be putting us in concentration and forced labor camps!

Interviewer: Isn't that what you guys are doing?

(He stormed off after that question)
But we do have a message for all our readers, Kyrek is in dire need of help, please donate and help any way you can, Thank you.

So far, the war has 1.1 million casualties, so please help them.

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Holy Karenland
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Holy Karenland begins involvement in the Kyrek Civil war

Postby Holy Karenland » Fri Aug 11, 2023 10:41 am

Holy Karenland, having been passively supporting the anti-Government faction in the Armed Republic of Kyrek, known as the FKF, for a while now, would officially declare an alliance with the FKF and officially declare war on Kyrek on the 28th of December 2025. They would send 200,000 guns, along with the ammunition required for the guns, to FKF forces, dropping them from the air. They would also send 500,000 troops to the FKF, with them being sent to the city of Kendrick, 100 carriers, 80 battleships, 210 destroyers, and 230 submarines, being deployed around Kyrek waters, and using Kendrick as a Base of Operations in Kyrek. They would also send in 70 fighter planes, and 180 bomber planes, which would operate from airfields across the FKF territory, and launch bombardments on Kyrek supply hubs, railways, ports, factories, frontlines, ships, and military bases, with the aim of reducing Kyrek’s ability to fight and be able to launch land and amphibious attacks on Kyrek.

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Kyrek
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Odeka Surrendered!

Postby Kyrek » Fri Aug 11, 2023 5:37 pm

THE KYREK TIMEZ


Odeka, the capital city of Kyrek has officially been surrendered to the FKF by the current Kyrekian government. This follows recent extremely violent and bloody fighting over the city from right outside it and within as both sides currently have militias in the city. Hundreds were killed in the fighting including countless civilians as the FKF fired rockets into the city hitting apartments and busy city streets. This comes at a recent influx of bad luck for the current government as they have continuing been losing territory as their only ally, revvenia gets low on supplies from the massive amount of weapons sent gets used up or stolen by quick advances by the FKF. The bigger downside for the government is Holy Karenland's recent decision to get active in the fighting and start sending in troops into combat. Sohalo Kora has been blamed for the many defeats they have faced although Jack Timber has recently been accused of working with the FKF secretly which would spell defeat for the government. At a recent hearing, Mr. Timber denied any wrongdoing. Here is a snippit:

OffImer: Do you have any connections to the FKF in any way, good or bad or any such contact with any members?
Timber: No sir
OffImer: Do you, under the oath of your office, have any connection to any of them?
Timber: No sir
OffImer: How come we got word of some secret phone calls of you speaking with Jack Crone (Leader of the FKF)?
Timber: Those must have been false sir
OffImer: We have video surveillance. Any objections?
Timber: They have been tampered with sir
OffImer: We'll see about that as the investigation continues, good day.
Timber: Thank you sir.

AS you can tell by the interview, the goverment is getting very close to finding out if he is a traitor or not, for that though, you will have to tune in later, thank you for reading today's edition of THE KYREK TIMEZ.

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Holy Karenland
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[CLASSIFIED] The Karí Program

Postby Holy Karenland » Sat Aug 12, 2023 11:44 am

On the 2nd of January 2026, the Karenthian scientist Ergas Jér and his lab assistant Poruk Dún, would attempt to artificially create Americium, the 95th element on the periodic table, by smashing a plutonium and a hydrogen atom together in a particle collider, then waiting for beta decay to occur until it became the closest stable element, lead. However, upon further investigation, they discovered that they had created Krypton and Cerium, far too small. They added both of them together, and realised that they had managed to split the plutonium atom. They reported this to the government, who, on January 6th, announced for the best of their, and the FKF’s theoretical physicists, quantum physicists, and mechanical engineers. They would all meet up in the south of Kúríah, and would begin research. They would build the town of Kerína to house the people and their families for the project. It is estimated to take roughly two to three years. The Karenthian scientists Verú Bas, Rúb Opétras, Yítrí Jakk, Poruk Dún, and Ergas Jér, along with Kyrek scientist Brex Tiser. They would begin the research on nuclear fission and fusion and thermonuclear reactions, and would manage to create a blueprint. Many of these scientists had their own bright ideas for the bomb. Yítrí Jakk had the idea of making a fusion bomb which would be set off by the fission bomb, Rúb Opétras would suggest using Deuterium-Tritium as fuel, as it is abundant and extremely powerful. A small atomic bomb in spherical shape was put at the top of the casing of the device. The northern hemisphere of the sphere would contain conventional chemical explosives, which would surround a sphere of the beryllium mirror casing. At the centre of the sphere would be another sphere entirely made up of plutonium, which would be roughly 25 centimetres in diameter. Below this fission bomb would be the hydrogen/fusion bomb. It would be cylindrical in shape. It would consist of a cylinder made of uranium, Deuterium-tritium, which would be the fusion fuel, and at the core of the cylinder would sit a rod of plutonium. The fission bomb would ignite the fusion bomb once it goes off. Between the 2 bombs would be a casing made of styrofoam. It is expected to have a yield of roughly 85 Megatons, and will not be tested, due to the risks. It will be positioned on a bomber over Kyrek, and will drop over an appropriate target. It has not yet been constructed, however estimates say that the project will likely be done by the beginning of 2028
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[CLASSIFIED] The Karí Program continues

Postby Holy Karenland » Sun Aug 13, 2023 6:58 am

The Karí program has seen more success in the prior weeks. A new system has been designed for the bomb to be able to have a high propulsion system, making it able to hit anywhere on TSL from anywhere in TSL. It has taken inspiration from modern day missiles and rocket ships. It has received a funding of 5 billion Ommeterais. The construction of the outer casing has been completed, and the natural resources are being brought from the mines of Holy Karenland to Kerína. Thanks to this significant progress, estimates say that the bomb will be done by the end of the year as opposed to the past predicted date. The project now has employed 200 people, all of which are supervised at all times and will continue to be supervised throughout their entire lives in order to keep the secret of how it is constructed. Engineers and scientists from Kerína have also developed hazmat suits in order to protect themselves from radiation from the plutonium and uranium which will be used in the construction process. However, some theoretical physicists and quantum physicists have came to the conclusion that this has a chance of setting off a chain reaction which in theory could ignite the atmosphere. The calculations have been done on these, and there is only a 0.02% chance that this happens.

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burgersburg stops sending weapons to kyrek

Postby Burgersburg » Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:19 am

burger news

in a council meeting the government has stopped sending weapons to the fkf and has decided to stay neutral for the seeming to be end of the kirekian civil war but they are asking the fkf to not take this offensively

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Kyrek
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Shaky Relation?

Postby Kyrek » Sun Aug 13, 2023 7:07 pm

THE KYREK TIMEZ

FKF Responds to Holy Karenland's threats
Recently, Holy Karenland and the FKF have been working together to complete a new nuclear bomb to help oust the current Kyrekian regime. This has taken a turn for the work as Holy Karenland now wants to use it to mercilessly destroy Kyrekian cities where many have lived. Despite the FKF pleading with them not to do that, Holy Karenland has been firm in its stance that it will nuke Kyrek, that is, at least what is being perceived right now. After more discussion and Holy Karenland's firm stance on what it wants to do, the FKF told Holy Karenland to get its troops out of Kyrek, this is now causing much stir as both sides in the war are worried about what is going to happen next. The FKF have apologized to Holy Karenland for being so mean when they told them to leave, we have interviewed some people to see what they think about all this, here's one...
Anchor: What do you think about what Holy Karenland is doing?
Dude: Annoying
Anchor: If you could tell anything to the Holy Karenlandian government right now, what would it be?
Dude: GIT OUTTA MY COUN'RY RIGH' NOW OR ELSE YOU AIN'T WANNA KNOW WHAT 'APPENS NEXT YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN' OLD STINKIN'...
Anchor: Okay... umm... thats good enough for now...
Dude: I didn't finish yet!!!!!!!!


FKF and current Regime still racing for Nuke
Despite all this recent craziness, both sides in the civil war are still racing to make the biggest and baddest nuke they can all while trying to figure out what to do about Holy Karenland. Despite racing for a nuke and murdering each other, both sides have agreed to make a temporary alliance if any foreign power tries to invade us.


Evidence of CORRUPTION within current regime
Recently, more and more evidence has been piling up against current president Mr. Kora, he has been accused to accepting bribes and stealing money that was supposed to be given to the poor and needy of Kyrek... we await more news on all this


More:
Massive snowstorm hits Odeka, thousands without power as fighting rages on

FKF gets worried as Burgersburg stops sending weapons and aid

Missile fired at Holy Karenlandian multi-billion dollar warship killing hundreds and destroying millions of dollars worth of weapons that were to be sent to aid the FKF

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Holy Karenland goes Rogue

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Aug 14, 2023 3:58 am

Holy Karenland would, now with the FKF betraying them and leaking their classified documents, officially declare war on the FKF as well as the current regime. They would land their forces in Kendrick, as per protocol, and would use their aircraft carriers to let their planes fly over Kyrek, as the minuscule Kyrek air force was pummelled by the Karenthian air force in mere days, destroying it and gaining air superiority. Holy Karenland would then start heavily bombing enemy supply hubs, railways, logistics facilities, factories, and airfields. This would cause the Kyrek air force to never be able to recover, and making way for the troops, due to having no supply, starving. It would also stop enemy production of tanks, planes, ammunition, guns, and other necessities. When Karenthian forces landed in Kendrick, they would flood in 400,000 Karenthian forces, moving their missiles to the area, and would land 500 tanks in the area. Thanks to the supply lines to the city being destroyed, Holy Karenland would capture the city, first taking over the old town using their infantry, and would use their missiles to heavily bomb the enemy. The enemy would take up defensive positions outside the old city walls, but to little avail, as Karenthian forces would use their artillery to obliterate the walls, and using their tanks to rush the enemy forces, making an encirclement of enemy forces in the northwest of Kendrick, slaughtering Kyrek forces there, and after just over a week, the city would fall under Karenthian control.

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[CLASSIFIED] Another step towards annihilation

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Aug 14, 2023 4:15 am

Holy Karenland, now having been betrayed by the FKF, would attempt to bring in Brex Tiser in for questioning, however failing to find him, and would accuse him of treason. Karenthian scientists would now continue their work on the Karí program, with no traitors giving away their information, and they would finally get the imports of the raw materials needed, which are uranium, plutonium, the beryllium casing, deuterium-tritium, and the conventional chemical explosives on the 5th of February. They would then begin assembly of the bomb, with an estimated finish time of early May. The resources for the propulsion system would be delivered by the 7th, and the construction would begin. Around 100 people would be working on construction, and anyone without security clearance would be forced away from the site.
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The battle of the strait of Guyana

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Aug 14, 2023 7:41 am

With Karenthian ships now entering kyrek waters, the battle of the strait of guysna would begin between the kyrek and karenthian navies. Karenthian bombers would now start to heavily bomb kyrek ships, and manage to sink many of their ships. Then the karenthian navy would be sent in, with 90 battleships, 80 carriers, 180 destroyers and 210 submarines. Thanks to the relatively small size of the kyrek navy, the expertise of karenthian naval commanders and the fact that a large chunk of the kyrek navy had already been sunk by the karenthian air force, the karenthian navy would win with few losses. Holy Karenland would now launch an embargo on kyrek, not allowing any ships or planes in or out of the country, grounding all imports and exports kyrek had to a halt, and beginning the starvation of kyrek.
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The Kyrek Front Stalls

Postby Holy Karenland » Tue Aug 15, 2023 4:01 am

The Kyrek army, now having reached the frontline, would start to take up defensive positions outside of Kendrick. Both sides would go on the Defense, however heavy bombings would make this task difficult for kyrek, and their extremely limited supply due to no factories and no imports or exports. Kyrek would now have to dip into their reserves to keep fighting, while karenthian forces take up winter training in Kendrick in order to prepare for the frigid climate of Kyrek. A karenthian man was interviewed on the war:

Reporter: Hello, what do you think about the war in Kyrek?

Citizen: I think, with all the money our government is spending and making us pay in taxes, it’s a great idea. We can plunder kyrek, and probably get tax benefits.

Reporter: And what about the casualties? Do you care for the dead soldiers?

Citizen: My father is fighting over there, he says there are very few Karenthian casualties, but the Kyrekians are dropping like flies!

Reporter: Well there you have it folks! And now, the weather.

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Operation Desire

Postby Holy Karenland » Fri Aug 18, 2023 3:32 am

After months of research and construction, the Karenthian ICBM has been completed, which is largely credited to the project manager Rúb Opétras. It is going to be set off in the centre of the Versian Desert by the 1st of May. This will spell defeat for Kyrek, and is thought to force them to surrender. This will be the last few months of the war, and mankind will have given itself the ability to destroy itself.

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[CLASSIFIED] Another one

Postby Holy Karenland » Sun Aug 20, 2023 10:05 am

Karenthian engineers are now beginning to construct 2 more thermonuclear ICBMs, as the first one has already been constructed. They are copying the exact design from the first one, and being very delicate, bringing in the raw materials needed from throughout the country. The testing of the first bomb will be on the 25th of May 2026.

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My le bomb…

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Aug 21, 2023 4:26 pm

Holy Karenland has now, on the 1st of June, successfully detonated the first atomic bomb in human history in the Verisan desert. It was detonated 15km in the air, and was referred to as the “Prior Odeka Tests”. Thisis what Úbíethen Karen, king of Holy Karenland, said about what he saw at the Prior Odeka Tests;

Interviewer: How do you feel about this new threat to Humankind

Úbíethen: Well, I suppose it’s like this: We are not aware if we can be trusted with this, but we sure as hell know that Kyrek can’t.

Interviewer: I see, and did you have any thoughts on how this affected the world?

Úbíethen: Well, I had one thought when I was at the test site that I recall very well, and it was about a conversation I had with Rúb Opétras, the leading scientist. It went something like this;


Rúb: Your Highness?

Úbíethen: Please, call me Karen.

Rúb: Okay Karen, I just want to let you know that, when we detonate this bomb, there is a chance that it could destroy the world and everyone living on it.

Úbíethen: Yes, I’m aware, I’ve been told multiple times, let’s just see how this goes, shall we?

Rúb: Of course, Karen.


Úbíethen: I think that really spooked me, and I am afraid that what we, as a nation, are about to do, cannot be undone.

Interviewer: Wow, that was a lot, now back to the station

Station: Thank you Tom, now, Holy Karenland has established a number of uranium enrichment and plutonium creational plants across the nation, could this be an indication of Holy Karenland being at the Forefront of the nuclear nations? Tune in next time, on TSL official.

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There she blows…

Postby Holy Karenland » Fri Aug 25, 2023 4:13 pm

On the 25th of July 2026, Holy Karenland had just finished a debate on whether or not to fire the nuclear warheads and where on. It has been decided that the bombs will be detonated 15km above the city of odeka, launched from the ICBM, which will release them over southern kyrek. On the 26th, this plan went into action. Kyreki anti-air had already been rendered useless thanks to Karenthian bimbings on enemy radar and anti-air, while most targets hit odeka on the 27th. Almost the entire city was destroyed by the blast, around 4.2 million have died, with 2 million more injured, and the shockwave went around the world four times. The entire capital was destroyed, and people across the world are horrified by humankind’s newfound ability to destroy entire cities with one bomb

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The Final Push

Postby Holy Karenland » Fri Aug 25, 2023 4:20 pm

After the nuking of Odeka, Holy Karenland has had tremendous success in the rest of kyrek, as many forces see this war not worth fighting anymore, and deserting or simply surrendering in fear of further nuclear bombardment. Thanks to this, Holy Karenland has managed to push up to the central kyreki hills, and occupy irona in a three-day lightning battle, as infrastructure had been destroyed, and soldiers were either deserting, surrendering or mutinying. Karenthian citizens were interviewed about this.

Reporter: How do you think the war in Kyrek is going?

Citizen: well I think it’s going great! We’ve made much ground in the past week, even capturing irona!

Reporter: and do you have any ethical issues with this?

Not at all! They’re the ones who declared war on us! We were merely trying to help the FKF party, and they go and stab us in the back! Disgraceful!

Reporter: well there you have it folks! And now, sports…

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Kyrek is crumbling

Postby Holy Karenland » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:07 am

With Odeka now nuked, irona, Kendrick, and large parts of the southwest tsken by the Karenthian army and Kyrek starving due to the Karenthian embargo on everything, the Kyreki people would take to the streets, with peace partisans heavily protesting in the city of Ryder, the nations provisional capital now that odeka has been destroyed, while other people within the city and other larger settlements across Kyrek would evacuate to the country in order to avoid being in a possible nuclear target. Meanwhile, the second Karenthian nuke would be completed, and would be preparing its finishing touches to be launched at Ryder.

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Treaty of Kendrick

Postby Holy Karenland » Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:48 pm

With Kyrek announcing their surrender, on the 23rd of August the treaty of Kendrick would be signed. The Treaty went something like this

Term 1: Kyrek must cede the city of and the region around Kendrick to Holy Karenland

Term 2: Kyreki and Karenthian Prisoners of War(POWs) will be exchanged and sent back to their home country

Term 3: Kyrek Must pay 512 Billion Kyrs to Holy Karenland within the next 20 years

Term 4: Kyrek must extradite the international fugitive and theoretical physicist Brex Tiser and bring him to Kari to be tried.

Term 5: Holy Karenland must not launch a hostile invasion of Kyrek for 20 years and must remain neutral regarding the Kyreki civil war

Signed: Ubiethen Karen

Signed: Kyreki Provisional Government

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The Reorganization

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Aug 28, 2023 10:27 am

Thanks to holy Karenland being victorious in their war against kyrek, holy Karenland would add 4 new provinces to their nation in former kyrek lands, but the homeland would be reorganised as well, removing several states, and returning the total to 20

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The Fallout

Postby Holy Karenland » Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:53 am

Thanks to Karenthian nuclear bombing of kyrek, much of northern Kyrek has become irradiated. Karenthian across the nation are worried, and have checked their calculations, as per their calculations, fallout should be minimal. The results showed that the calculations were done for an 85 kiloton bomb, when the bomb was 85 megatons. Oops. Nobody got fired for this, as karenthian officials didn’t really care too much.

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Reactions to Nuke

Postby Kyrek » Sat Sep 02, 2023 8:00 pm

THE KYREK TIMEZ

After Holy Karenland nuked Kyrek a little while back, many Kyrekians have been struggling to recover from the horrors that comes after it. As many Kyrekians demand an en to Holy Karenland, the country shifts ever further toward more violence and revenge. We interviewed a civilian who had just gotten out of an Odekan bunker which thankfully every Odekan citizen had gotten into because of the already constant fighting for the city.

Anchor: How do you feel about all this?
Civilian: I hate them Karens
Anchor: You hate their leader?
Civilian: I HATE THEM ALL!
Anchor: Wow, intense...
Civilian: YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR HOME AND JOB AND [CENSORED] SANITY!!!!!!!!!
Anchor: So what do you want done about this?
Civilian: THEY'LL ALL DIEEEEEE! I'LL KILL 'EM WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I HAVE TO. NO ONE CARES ABOUT US, IF NO ONE CARES ABOUT US, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I HATE THEM, KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was very serious in his beliefs that they should all be killed. The few people who had family ancestry in Holy Karenland were kidnapped from their homes a while ago and burned alive at stake, thankfully Holy Karenland can't do that.
Both governments have been telling the people that they will soon take care of the problem and have a brilliant non-violent way to get back at Holy Karenland but the people have other plans. Gun ownership went up from 89% to around 100% as average guns per person in Kyrek also shot up to 3.9 as more and more people are being trained to use them, including kids.

Brex Tizer
Holy Karenland is going after Kyrek's best scientist Brex Tizer who has completely went off the radar and the Kyrekian governments can truthfully say they have no clue where he is.

What's going on back there?
The FKF have recently been getting slightly happy over the past weeks as it is a mystery of what they are up to, many people are exited for what they have planned though.

Are we finally going to modernize?
Not yet say both governments because many people are very reluctant Holy Karenland will follow the treaty and many people have just taken to burning flags of Holy Karenland to scare them off.

Holy Karenland Propaganda?
There has been massive evidence that Holy Karenland has spread large amounts of propaganda throughtout the war as in a news artical that we got our hands on, they mention that Kyrek lost many more soilders than they did, for one, that is not possible, and second we know for a fact they lost more.

Better relation with East Verland?
Kyrek is thinking about getting on good terms with East Versland as many other places have either betrayed us or invaded us, they are a last hope and we hope the kind people to East Versland will come to our aid.
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Karenthian nuclear production advances

Postby Holy Karenland » Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:28 pm

Holy Karenland would now take the sole responsibility of creating nukes off the Karenthian government and military, and onto civilian organisations who would create nukes for them, however testing would need government approval. They would also start to use up their uranium reserves, as Holy Karenland looks to colonise nearby territories for uranium.

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