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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

AN GF

Postby Selanese Empire » Tue Jun 13, 2023 4:50 am

Ideal GF is an old meme template but it is still funny. Here, apply the meme to the above nation (AN) (picture is optional but can be added).

UCP GF:
  • can’t be sure if she really exists
  • somehow is in the mind of everyone about to start a new thread
  • “Anon, let’s start a new thread!”
  • “Anon, don’t listen to those haters that say it’s an old meme, go for it anyway!”
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Breizh-Veur
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Posts: 105
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Breizh-Veur » Tue Jun 13, 2023 6:07 am

Image
Last edited by Breizh-Veur on Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Breton nationalism & body positivity propaganda" - Everett Levermann

NS stats non-canon, even though I try to have them match my idea of the country. Please refer to any factbooks that might appear. Factbooks WIP.

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Wed Jun 14, 2023 3:39 am

/bump /skip
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Hiyoko
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hiyoko » Wed Jun 14, 2023 8:32 pm

Breizh-Veur wrote:

Breton GF:
  • Is an eccentric policewoman, card carrying member of the Strollad Breizh.
  • Wants to start a wholesome, Catholic family. Repeatedly too busy to do so.
  • "Anon let us pray to our lord Jesus Christ. What do you mean your atheist?"
  • "No thriving prostitution industry exists in Normandy, an utter Dispac'h lie!"
  • "What makes Broërec so lovely? Anon, its his grand abs.. I mean ambitions."
  • Is very into fitness, always trains in front of the framed portrait of Broërec
  • "Anon. No, his framed portrait will stay in front of our bed no matter what."
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


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Breizh-Veur
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Posts: 105
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Breizh-Veur » Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:57 pm

Hiyoko wrote:
  • Is an eccentric policewoman, card carrying member of the Strollad Breizh.
  • Wants to start a wholesome, Catholic family. Repeatedly too busy to do so.
  • "Anon let us pray to our lord Jesus Christ. What do you mean your atheist?"
  • "No thriving prostitution industry exists in Normandy, an utter Dispac'h lie!"
  • "What makes Broërec so lovely? Anon, its his grand abs.. I mean ambitions."
  • Is very into fitness, always trains in front of the framed portrait of Broërec
  • "Anon. No, his framed portrait will stay in front of our bed no matter what."

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :clap:
/stillHiyoko
"Breton nationalism & body positivity propaganda" - Everett Levermann

NS stats non-canon, even though I try to have them match my idea of the country. Please refer to any factbooks that might appear. Factbooks WIP.

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:27 am

Hiyoko wrote:snip

Hiyokoan GF:
  • Talks sternly and does not show a facial expression.
  • Hard-working and has a multitude of technical skills. Moreover, is proficient in most of them.
  • Will never change herself to your preferences, no matter how much you have changed for her.
  • Anon, I demand your absolute loyalty.
  • Anon, I forbid you get any closer to those undesirables.
  • Anon, is that what you call ‘art’? Now tell me its significance, or be ready to lose it.
  • Anon, we must get back to work. And it is for our own good only.
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:10 am

Selanese GF:
  • Foreigners uncontrollably giggle at her name
  • Pretty chill and loyal, albeit baffled whenever her boyfriend laughs sometimes
  • "Anon, I'm gonna go out for a while, Wait- Why are you laughing?"
  • "May god protect me- Why are you laughing? I love you but I just can't understand you sometimes"
  • "You wanna take a photo of my hometown's welcome sign? Alright, but it's not that special."
  • "Dad, this is my new boyfriend Anon, and Anon this is my Dad, Hornislav- Stop laughing Anon!"
  • "Why are you laughing at the news? I don't get what's funny about the prime minister."
Tummylandia and Susistan
Factbooook! | We don't use NS stats and stop assuming us because of our flag. Read the factbooks. | sample text

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Tummylandia and Susistan
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Posts: 257
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:48 pm

/bumpy bump
Tummylandia and Susistan
Factbooook! | We don't use NS stats and stop assuming us because of our flag. Read the factbooks. | sample text

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Terminus Station
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Posts: 1283
Founded: Jun 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Terminus Station » Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:56 pm

Tummylandia and Susistan GF
- Ambiguous brown south pacific girl
- Adds curry to everything
- Will eat your ass, or eat your ass.
- "Hey OP, does this clown taste funny to you?"
- Conditioned how to survive typhoons and praise socialism at an early age
Last edited by Terminus Station on Sat Jun 17, 2023 7:59 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"What happens to a Communist when he/she is given the most work "according to their ability" but are given nothing in return "according to their needs?"
Being Trans is ok, gender isn't assigned.

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The Saucer Pilots
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Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:19 pm

Terminus Station GF
> Cosmopolitan and sophisticated; open to experimenting new things…as in…in a lab, you perv.
> Knows mathematics and physics better than you, probably needs to.
> Cracks jokes about Chancellor Zordon.
> Confidence as bright as the stars, knows they are the future.
> “Don’t trust them new Synths over there. I haven’t psychologically screened them yet.”
The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for the half-truths around 1950s UFO sightings.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon: A Story/ The Men in Black/The Majestic 12: America's real govt.
This nation started as a semi-comical attempt as to reason why aliens do a lot of dumb convoluted things in Ufology.

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun Jun 18, 2023 4:22 am

Air Domain GF:
  • Will watch your every move but assures you that she does it with a good intent.
  • Extremely nihilist but will not complain if you are a believer.
  • Either a very good leader or a very good subordinate, depending on her age.
  • Anon, do you like to live?
  • Anon, why are you worrying? There's no solution anyway!
  • Anon, we will work as a team, and you will find purpose in it.
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Sun Jun 18, 2023 10:42 pm

/bump
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Of Memers
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Posts: 271
Founded: Dec 14, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Of Memers » Sun Jun 18, 2023 10:48 pm

Selanese Empire wrote:Air Domain GF:
  • Will watch your every move but assures you that she does it with a good intent.
  • Extremely nihilist but will not complain if you are a believer.
  • Either a very good leader or a very good subordinate, depending on her age.
  • Anon, do you like to live?
  • Anon, why are you worrying? There's no solution anyway!
  • Anon, we will work as a team, and you will find purpose in it.

[*]Prob a relaxed type (like many have said)
[*]I am thinking maybe Asian
[*]Independant
[*]maybe a bit sensitive
[*]able to compromise
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are NS stats canon? NO

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Breizh-Veur
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 105
Founded: Apr 28, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Breizh-Veur » Sun Jun 18, 2023 11:03 pm

Image
"Breton nationalism & body positivity propaganda" - Everett Levermann

NS stats non-canon, even though I try to have them match my idea of the country. Please refer to any factbooks that might appear. Factbooks WIP.

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Ivartixi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Ex-Nation

Breton GF

Postby Ivartixi » Sun Jun 18, 2023 11:59 pm

> “What do you mean I’m a Briton? I’m a Breton!”
> “It’s Brittany, not Britainny.”
> “Let’s pray to Je- what do you mean he’s a prophet? He’s our lord!”
The lands of Ivartixi have been abandoned. Please evacuate the land.

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Selanese Empire
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Posts: 209
Founded: May 11, 2023
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Selanese Empire » Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:29 am

Ivarian GF:
  • Had a difficult childhood that she would rather hide from most people.
  • Hence, became rather shy due to her past.
  • Despite this, still hardworking and sportive.
  • Anon, trust me! Even though I kinda believe in communism, I promise I'm capitalist!
  • Anon, let's go on a bike ride far away from home!
  • Anon, why are you always inside laughing stupidly at that screen?
Homines possunt historiam condonare, sed Deus non vult.
My lore is not related to any other NS nation or user. Any resemblance is coincidental. Though I can’t stop you if you insist on associating it with yourself.
I reserve the right to /stillme anyone who uses stats or policies to judge me, as well as anyone known to defame me (you know who you are).
If I CTE, you will know who is responsible.
“The world is drunk, only I am sober, therefore I was exiled.” — Qu Yuan, The Fisherman
Wondering what is “embassy imperialism”?
The eternal truth
Radio Hornislav: Dobr dení, Selanešçino. On today's programme: | Village along the border of Cisselania and Transselania on fire, possibly terrorism | Neo-National Salvationist threat cleared as supporters detained

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Hiyoko
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 13, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hiyoko » Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:35 am

Selanese GF:
  • Born and had dwells in the capital city of Novwgord for years, toils as part-time librarian.
  • A member of a mutual aid society of Novwgords in the face of perceived Imperial apathy.
  • "Anon, I don't get why my city needs the decline.. Shouldn't that emperor be living here."
  • Utterly hates H*rnislav, only proven right as it is turned into a sad gag of foreign ridicule.
  • "Anon, don't ever bring up the name of our largest city in my presence. Keep it in mind."
  • Just goes silent and stares off else where when questioned about the future of Novwgord.
⸸ 歿 ⸸ The All-Valkyries' Government of Hiyoko ⸸ 歿 ⸸
The aristocratic realm in the clouds, continuing the great acceleration. One dead Imperialist at a time!
'ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟꜱ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴᴇʀꜱ, ᴍᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏᴛᴛɪᴇʀɪ. ɪᴍᴘᴇʀɪᴜᴍꜱ ꜱᴇᴛ ᴀʙʟᴀᴢᴇ, ᴡᴀʀʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪᴄʜᴇꜱ ʙᴜʀɪᴇᴅ'


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Ivartixi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: Jan 13, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Ivartixi » Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:07 am

Selanese Empire wrote:Ivarian GF:
  • Had a difficult childhood that she would rather hide from most people.
  • Hence, became rather shy due to her past.
  • Despite this, still hardworking and sportive.
  • Anon, trust me! Even though I kinda believe in communism, I promise I'm capitalist!
  • Anon, let's go on a bike ride far away from home!
  • Anon, why are you always inside laughing stupidly at that screen?

Edit your post, you’re not supposed to access a screen in Ivartixi, going online is 20 years of jail.
/SKIPME
The lands of Ivartixi have been abandoned. Please evacuate the land.

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Kingdom of Lechia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of Lechia » Mon Jun 19, 2023 4:29 am

Hiyoko GF:
> Strong af
> Pretty good at writing manifestos
> Likes to play "Don't shoot [you]" with her guns
> "I am the real liberator and the real anti-imperialist, right, Anon?
> Can construct nukes
Ⱄⱛⰰⰲⰰ Ⰾⰵⱌⱒⰻⰻ ⰻ ⱀⰰⱄⰸⰵⰿⱆ Ⰽⱃⱆⰾⱁⰲⰻ Ⰱⱁⱃⰸⱏⰲⱁⰹⱁⰲⰻ Ⰴⱁⰱⱃⱁⱄⱛⰰⰲⱄⰽⰻⰵⰿⱆ!!!
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Our nation is Poland, but Ba'athist-like and absolute monarchic, created after the civil war.
In our glorious Lechia, you can find a lot of attractions, like numerous pagan temples, professionally active tradwives (both Christian and Pagan ones), funny medieval writing, murals with our Great King, edgy symbols etc.
This nation doesn't use NS stats, nor represent my RL views.
Youtube channel
Year: 2063

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Samudera Darussalam
Senator
 
Posts: 4598
Founded: Aug 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Samudera Darussalam » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:28 am

Lechitic gf:
> "Oh, anon, you've woken up. Here is your favorite coffee. Tell me if you want me to make anything for you, okay?" *swirls around in pink and frilly apron*
> Likes to do houseworks for her partner
> Can finish multiple chores in a short time and is proud of it
> Religious, and visits church or temple often
> "Huh? I...I don't know, anon. I'll just eat whatever you choose for me."
> Is confused about the prevalence of Western goods once she got outside her nation's borders
> "What do you mean the Great Dobrosławski is not a good guy? He is amazing, anon."

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Ohio Men
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Jun 17, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Ohio Men » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:18 pm

Samudera gf
You are very sus, anon!
Only in Ohio! Join the Hispaniberian Union Of Nations to get flex tape for $0!!! Down in Ohio, swag in Ohio!
Ohio safety cards here: lol you can't get them unless you find someone who owns one
Don't translate knife into Latvian
GENERATION 31: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation
He/hiiim
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?

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Senscaria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Senscaria » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:22 pm

Ohio GF:
>goofy as fuck
>always does some wacky stuff
>"you are not allowed to leave the ohioan boundaries, anon"
>will go on a conquering spree just to extend ohio's boundary by 3 inches
>spawns some eldritch terror beyond comprehension, says it's a gift for you
>pays everything in wacky bucks (explosives with the nerd emoji printed on them)
Last edited by Senscaria on Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:26 pm, edited 2 times in total.
FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS INDEFINITE HOLY REGENCY, REGENT ALEXANDER CLARENCE:
bababooey
"Welcome to Senscaria, industry reigns supreme. You are entering through the gates of our greatest projects, from machines of mass destruction and war to the infrastructure spanning continents. Our search for progress and our lost king must continue. There is much to be done. We welcome you with open arms. The thugshaking will continue no matter what."

Obligatory NS stats are not canon, for they have been burning in the furnaces for days now. Democracy has returned somewhat through Senscarian (used to be British) Parliamentary system, don’t worry, we’re still your archetypal evil space empire for the lolz.

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New Texas Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Texas Republic » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:25 pm

Senscarian gf:
> hardworking and reliable
> addicted to eating trout
> Has asthma from working in a factory non-stop
> “Wanna work in the factory with me?”
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
NS stats and policies have been thrown into the dumpster
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2. Irony
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Taosun
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Mar 03, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Taosun » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:27 pm

Sendscaria GF:
-loves birds and almost always on a nature walk
-capitalist and unironically says “murica”
-“hey bae, will you buy me a Whopper?”
-favorite colors: green and yellow
-THE GLORIOUS COMMIE HELLHOLE OF TAOSUN
-Ideology: Maoism
-Religion: Atheism
-Favorite Country: China or Vietnam
-PolComp Quadrant: Authleft
-Supports: LGBTQ+, China, Communism, Palestine
-Against: Fascism, Taiwan, Trump, DeSantis, Israel
All Stats are Canon

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Senscaria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Senscaria » Mon Jun 19, 2023 5:27 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Senscarian gf:
> hardworking and reliable
> addicted to eating trout
> Has asthma from working in a factory non-stop
> “Wanna work in the factory with me?”

Would date ngl though she's probably high on whatever the leader's on at the time, which are stims.
/skipme
FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS INDEFINITE HOLY REGENCY, REGENT ALEXANDER CLARENCE:
bababooey
"Welcome to Senscaria, industry reigns supreme. You are entering through the gates of our greatest projects, from machines of mass destruction and war to the infrastructure spanning continents. Our search for progress and our lost king must continue. There is much to be done. We welcome you with open arms. The thugshaking will continue no matter what."

Obligatory NS stats are not canon, for they have been burning in the furnaces for days now. Democracy has returned somewhat through Senscarian (used to be British) Parliamentary system, don’t worry, we’re still your archetypal evil space empire for the lolz.

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