Your Yard Grass By The Inch, Incorporated

[GOLTZBORG]

YOUR YARD GRASS BY THE INCH,
<___________________________>INCORPORATED

The "Your Yard Grass By The Inch, Incorporated" has perfected a process
that restricts the growth of grass to specific heights; whereby, you can
grow a lawn of grass that is 1 inch tall, or 2 inches tall, or 3 inches tall,
all the way up to 12-to-15 inches tall !!





"YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MOWING YOUR YARD AGAIN !!"

This new process is a closely guarded secret, and is patented internationally;
and causes grave and great concern from the lawn mower manufacturing industry.

This new process is based partly in DNA Manipulation, and will revolutionize the entire
world associated with having anything to do with grass; such as: golf courses,
home lawns, highway mediums, parks, sports fields, etc, etc ..... the list is endless !!

NOTE:
The "Your Yard Grass By The Inch, Incorporated" is a privately owned and operated
global corporation, with 51% of its stock owned by the Imperial Government of
GOLTZBORG.