The British government wishes to inform the nations of the world that under authority of the King, all Commonwealth nations will join to reform the British Empire.
You made the lakka decision back in '65 to leave the safety and glorious wonderment of SW Rhodesia's golden destiny, in the Beautiful Land where the Sun only sets once a day. Stuck in the mists, rain and the self imposed lunacy of Mad Island? Your on your own (ex)mukka, and we don't want you beck.
Oh, and those half starved lions in London Zoo... we do want them beck... and the Elgin Marbles. And a quarter of your nuclear submarine fleet. And the three stone lions at the bottom of Nelson's statue. Keep the pidgeons though, they taste of dirt and fags.
However -given the widely appreciated charitable loveliness that SWR is world renown for; we'll happily take every Celtic fringe cultural refugee from your ghastly Metropolitan Autocracy that can fit on the Castle liners. We have 20 ready and waiting, but they can only take about 30,000 per trip, which takes about 3 weeks- so it might take a year or two.
Luv 'n' Kisses President Brei VII
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by The Grand British Commonwealth » Sat Jun 03, 2023 3:57 am 