MEAT TREE CORPORATION
MANUFACTURER OF
"TREAT"
The Meat Tree Corporation has developed a new "Hybrid Tree", that
grows a soft bark, that can be eaten and digested by most people !
The soft bark grows extremely fast ( approximately 1 inch per day ),
then the "Meat Tree" sheds the soft bark; wherein, harvesters gather
up the fallen soft bark and delivers it to the processing barn, where
the soft bark undergoes a slow cooking period in a large copper vat.
Special "TOP SECRET" ingrediants and additives are mixed with the
soft bark during the 5 day processing period; after which, the soft
bark is removed from the vat and left to dry in a humidor plant for
an additional 5 days .... before being packaged and delivered to
meat wholesales all around the globe.
When completed ..... the soft bark resembles beef jerky, not only
in texture, but also in appearance; as well as, it tastes and chews
exactly like any beef jerky bought in any grocery store anywhere.
Two of the most important facts about "TREAT" ... are the facts that the
cost of manufacturing 1 pound of it is 75% cheaper than the processing of
actual beef jerky from cattle; as well as, the fact that NO animals have to
be destroyed in the manufacturing of "TREAT" !
FEATURED BELOW, ARE SEVERAL TREE FACTS
REGARDING "TREAT" AND SIMILAR PRODUCTS
NOTE: #1
Maple Syrup comes from a Maple Tree, and is edible.
NOTE: #2
The Rubber Tree's sap is used to manufacture tires
and thousands of other consumer products.
NOTE: #3
Termites eat trees and makes their home in trees.
NOTE: #4
The Venus Fly Trap consumes and digests insects.
NOTE
The Meat Tree Corporation is privately owned and operated,
with 51% of its stock owned by the Imperial Government of
GOLTZBORG.