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Lazy grrl
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Founded: May 23, 2023
Ex-Nation

Lazy-R-Us

Postby Lazy grrl » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:21 pm

Lazarus has redefined what it means to be a Sinker over the past few years. Rather than the term referring to its status as a GCR opposite that of a Feeder, ‘Sinker’ might as well now pertain to a Mad Max-esque Lazarene wasteland where nations sink to a grisly demise.

It’s been a running joke for years to playfully call Laz the “sleepy Sinker” but, at this point the region is looking more and more like everyone’s favorite Disney princess.

This can’t be attributed to the actions of one person, but it definitely is a direct result of mass inaction. Anytime you hear anything about the region — because, let’s face it, you don’t often hear anything from them — something’s either gone awry or they’ve changed themes again.

Foreign specters continue to attempt to haunt the region, but, thankfully the one thing Laz has going for it is its old guard’s unwillingness to budge on internal matters (that’s if you can get them all in the same conversation).

Prime Minister, Vice-Delegate, and Chief Forum Administrator New Rogernomics is constantly performing chest compressions on the ice cold corpse of a community Laz has left to offer. Things could only look more grim if the region had a toetag.

Often we hear Lazarene citizens heralding this as a period of stability, the calm after the storm. Unfortunately they’re mistaken, but I suppose it’s easy to look at stagnancy as a positive thing when the only other thing your community knows is civil unrest followed by coup d'état after coup d'état.

Remarkably, Laz has suffered little unrest that they’ve been unable to suppress these past three and a half years; all thanks to the efforts of a handful of citizens, most of which happen to be Guardians or already involved in the government. Citizen involvement is also at a near all-time low and the region has zero international presence: a fact that some try to disguise as a lack of gameplay involvement, contending that the region is more focused on internal matters including roleplay. This is not the case.

The region has seen its fair share of bad actors: NPO, defenders, raiders, imperialists throughout its existence; overall, spheres of talented players if they weren’t there for the wrong reasons. Laz’s attempt to rectify this was by going neutral, effectively vanishing off the face of the Earth. Please note that my criticism doesn’t inherently lie with the fact that the region is uninvolved in gameplay and its everyday feuds; actually, I think that for a short period of time keeping to itself was in the region’s best interest. However, that time has come and gone.

What gets me is that no one in the government has an issue with this, maybe because half the time ministry positions are occupied by the region’s floater citizens of the month or by its Guardians. The last few Lazarene cabinets have been composed of assorted imperialists, Europeians, Rejects, and even the odd couple of warzoners. Whoever can weasel their way in fast enough, I guess. However, this isn’t the case for the region’s current roster of officials, that role would have to fall to its endorsees and a Court Justice.

In an attempt to pick up the slack, various last-ditch efforts have been made, one being The Lazarene Gazette’s absorption into the Foreign Affairs Ministry. The Gazette, a failing paper, merging into one of the two semi-active aspects of the government seems like a no-brainer, right? Overall a decent idea but poor execution, especially with the paper’s continued “promise” of editorial independence. “The political neutrality of The Lazarene Gazette of course will not be interfered with, as it is the voice of private citizens on their government and region” isn’t a misnomer, it’s outright BS. How could government-run media ever be neutral in the first place, who runs the paper? The Vice-Delegate. Would a Lazarene citizen submit a piece critical of the region to the person that runs it? The thought is ridiculous. Maybe you’re thinking “she doesn’t know what she’s talking about”. Prove me wrong.

Another recent topic of discussion in order to spur activity has been over whether Laz should operate a frontier. I’ll keep my complaints to myself and simply leave it to you to decide whether or not you think Laz has enough resources and individual commitment to run not one but two regions; leaning towards no on that one considering the recurring theme of officials being removed or vacating their offices due to inactivity.

Laz has also recently adopted the Treaty of Styx, a “…treaty of alliance and friendship” signed between the region and Europeia. It’s great that Laz is striving to once again reach those tenets of cooperation and collaboration, however, the treaty is awfully clunky, going as far to even legislate a WA drafting process and an impending cultural event in order to celebrate the document’s ratification, restrictive and unnecessary.

To be frank, these efforts aren’t good enough. Two or three people can’t actively manage a region. What happens when the Delegate and Vice-Delegate take a break from the site or outright leave? Laz needs to put up or shut up, it’s imperative that it builds off of its past community engagement efforts while ultimately reopening its government to its minnows before the region mirrors its past so it can have a future.

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Milaca Storm Corps I
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Founded: May 25, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Milaca Storm Corps I » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:24 pm

TL,DR: Lazy ass region led by a oligarchy
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MANS0N
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Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Anarchy

Postby MANS0N » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:29 pm

Coming from someone who has routinely shit on Lazarus and its activity: this is terribly sourced and overall an awful attempt at provoking them. Try again.

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Varanius
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Postby Varanius » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:51 pm

People have too much time on their hands.
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Postby UFROE » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:56 pm

Could've been better. 4/10 rant.

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Quebecshire
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Postby Quebecshire » Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:57 pm

Could you at least have not used the default flag? The whole Ever-Showering Meteors feeders article kept it too, and it's lame. Be more aesthetic if you want us to keep interest.
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Frattastan IV
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Postby Frattastan IV » Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:05 pm

Lazy grrl wrote:the region has zero international presence


Out of interest, how would you measure a region's international presence? What factors would go in it?
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Tyranny by Majority

Postby Chef Big Dog » Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:02 pm

An excellent post by the frattastan
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Tim Stark
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Postby Tim Stark » Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:51 pm

I would say go back to the drawing board, but it doesn't seem like drawing is your forte.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Rogernomics » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:30 pm

Lazy grrl wrote:...]“The political neutrality of The Lazarene Gazette of course will not be interfered with, as it is the voice of private citizens on their government and region” isn’t a misnomer, it’s outright BS. How could government-run media ever be neutral in the first place, who runs the paper? The Vice-Delegate. Would a Lazarene citizen submit a piece critical of the region to the person that runs it?[...]
The Lazarene Gazette has never published a propaganda article favoring Lazarus, going all way back to the Humane Republic of Lazarus of which I was a member. Nor has it censored articles.

The Lazarene Gazette whether authored by me or another Lazarene officially publishes only the facts, and a general discussion of them at most. The rest was submissions of opinion pieces that at most we did a spellcheck on.

I wouldn't really care either way if someone sent in an article that was critical of Lazarus, though I'd be skeptical if anyone would want to read negative articles about Lazarus every issue, rather than ones that actually provide solutions versus armchair criticisms.

My impression that I get whenever I talk in NS gameplay is that so much negative stuff has been said about Lazarus and so much negative civil war history has been dug, that people are generally bored of it - save for nostalgia for the past.

I won't bother responding to the rest, it is full of factual inaccuracies, but your opinion.
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Malphe II
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Malphe II » Thu Jun 01, 2023 10:00 pm

Put the energy you expended to write this into Lazarus and it will become more active.
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Postby Evil Wolf » Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:59 pm

Historically speaking, this sort of long winded, ranting style of essay aiming criticism towards a Lazarus government and posted by an anonymous puppet means someone is in the planning stages of a coup attempt.

So, who are the usual suspects?
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Postby Curious Observations » Fri Jun 02, 2023 1:38 am

Evil Wolf wrote:So, who are the usual suspects?


Given that almost every flavor of thing has tried to mess with Lazarus at some point in the last 15 years, I think the answer to that is "Yes".

But hey, neither you or I are involved this time. Let's enjoy the show.
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Aerlion
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Aerlion » Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:54 am

Leave it be. Inactivity is the nature of sinkers, by definition every nation that naturally comes into existence in one had to be inactive to even get there. Sinker "activity" is far too often destructive posturing like this generated by GP expatriates who want the clout of being in a GCR's government but without the work that goes into being in a Feeder's government.

Whoever you happen to be, I'm willing to bet you didn't discover the region by refounding there, you migrated there for the aforementioned reason and are now disappointed that the region is exactly what it says on the tin.

Lazarus served its time as GP's collective hackey sack, coup somewhere else for once.

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Klaus Devestatorie
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Anarchy

Postby Klaus Devestatorie » Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:04 am

The OP declared that everyone has the same favourite DIsney princess, but strangely, several people decided to keep reading.

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Jar Wattinree
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:45 am

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:The OP declared that everyone has the same favourite DIsney princess, but strangely, several people decided to keep reading.

Disney Princess Lazarus? I like.
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Postby Improper Classifications » Fri Jun 02, 2023 8:16 am

This is perhaps the least interesting time I've seen a random puppet pop up on the forums with something to say.
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Lazy grrl
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Ex-Nation

Postby Lazy grrl » Sat Jun 03, 2023 12:44 pm

Tim Stark wrote:I would say go back to the drawing board, but it doesn't seem like drawing is your forte.


No it isn’t, and clearly being clever isn’t yours.

Jar Wattinree wrote:
Klaus Devestatorie wrote:The OP declared that everyone has the same favourite DIsney princess, but strangely, several people decided to keep reading.

Disney Princess Lazarus? I like.


It was either Snow White or Aurora but I actually liked Sleeping Beauty so Snow White was the obvious choice.

Malphe II wrote:Put the energy you expended to write this into Lazarus and it will become more active.


Already am.

Quebecshire wrote:Could you at least have not used the default flag? The whole Ever-Showering Meteors feeders article kept it too, and it's lame. Be more aesthetic if you want us to keep interest.


Sorry I’m not Milograd’s puppet therefore I’m not great at graphic design.

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Jar Wattinree
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Jar Wattinree » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:04 pm

Lazy grrl wrote:
Jar Wattinree wrote:Disney Princess Lazarus? I like.

It was either Snow White or Aurora but I actually liked Sleeping Beauty so Snow White was the obvious choice.

Going with the Ur-Example and the foundation of Disney as we know it? Solid ironic choice.
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Frattastan IV
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frattastan IV » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:06 pm

Can't believe that Lazy grrl chose to reply to the trolls rather than to the intellectuals of GP like myself.
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Postby The Biden Cult » Sat Jun 03, 2023 1:10 pm

Did you name yourself Lazy grrl, just to make this rant. Come on, man
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Haganham » Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:34 pm

Frattastan IV wrote:Can't believe that Lazy grrl chose to reply to the trolls rather than to the intellectuals of GP like myself.

Intellectuals? In GP?
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Mearisse
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mearisse » Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:41 pm

I'll say this region is not a good one, I joined and put a lot of effort into roleplaying along with making factbooks and what not to the plot with a few of the people there only to be banned without a single reason. From what I see there, only 4 of us maybe at the most were active and with banning me being one of the most active ones, they're going to be another dead region within a month or 2 I'm sure. I hope you see this Roger and see the mistake you made and I advise anyone that's there to leave and go elsewhere, those that aren't there I would advise to keep looking elsewhere because their leadership is nothing but a bunch of tyrants no matter how you look at their information they post.

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Maurnindaia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Maurnindaia » Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:44 pm

what have i just read

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Mearisse
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Ex-Nation

Postby Mearisse » Sat Jun 03, 2023 9:49 pm

Maurnindaia wrote:what have i just read

It's from lazarus, what do you expect? Lol they're a dumpster fire region that destroys friendships and puts people in the dirt for no reason.
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