An alleged former Russian spy whale has been spotted off the coast of Sweden, says an organisation dedicated to tracking the beluga whale.
Named locally as Hvaldimir, the whale was first spotted off Norway's coast in 2019 wearing a Russian harness.
Having spent years travelling slowly southwards from Norway's far north, the whale has sped up his movements out of Norwegian waters in recent months.
OneWhale said the reason behind his sudden hastiness was unclear.
The tame beluga whale first approached Norwegian boats near the island of Ingoya four years ago. The island is 415km (258 miles) from Murmansk, where Russia's Northern Fleet is based.
He was discovered wearing a harness fitted with a GoPro camera mount and clips bearing the inscription "Equipment of St Petersburg".
This headline is ridiculous. This story is ridiculous. It is insane that this is a real thing I am witnessing. Spy whales. What's next? Murder hornets?
Anyway, it's reminded me of the... multiple witch doctor sagas, so let's talk about real things that make you wonder about the reality of the world. A key question, for example, is "is this thing actually ridiculous?" For example, perhaps the notion of spy whales is completely logical and would make just as much sense in a John Le Carre film adaptation as in a Roger Moore James Bond movie, and I, Forsher, am just a naive fool. Obviously I reject that. I think spy whales are exactly absurd as they sound.
Re: poll, these are real headlines stolen from r/nottheonion, plus one of the witch doctor headlines and a headline I saw and remembered.