Title: Bikini Bottom Bombers
Validity: positive trout fishing industry, positive economic freedom
Description: After an influential study on the effects of bomb fishing on the environment, people have called to your attention the callousness of such a fishing method.
Answer 1: “Such practices as bomb fishing cause indiscriminate harm to the local fish and wildlife.” states @@RANDOM_NAME@@, the @@MAN@@ who organized the study of fishing ethics. “Despite any economic benefits, you cannot in good conscience allow such barbaric practices. These practices must be banned in favor of safer and less damaging alternatives.”
Effect: soldiers are weary of being too close to water for fear of being dishonorably discharged
Answer 2: “Are you really gonna listen to this tree hugger?” exclaims bomb technician @@RANDOM_NAME2@@, who is seen playing with sticks of dynamite in his free time. “Fish are food, not friends! No matter how we fish them up, they’re going to be dead in the end. If anything, we should be using MORE bombs, not less!”
Effect: many beaches are lined with “beware the bombs” signs
Answer 3: “We can compromise here.” says @@RANDOM_NAME3@@, one of your unusually talkative advisors. “How about we allow bomb fishing, but only in specific areas where it won't harm the wildlife? Sure it might be difficult to find said locations, but it’s the best we can get while pleasing both sides!”
Effect: the @@DEMONYM@@ government has spent years contemplating why fish refuse to enter their designated fishing zones filled with hooks and bombs
Answer 4A: “We need to go back to the old days when our ancestors gathered fish with their bare hands!” says Ryan Jackson, an extremely buff influencer who is the self-proclaimed “kidney king.” “We need to ban all tools designed for fishing, and make everyone EARN every catch.” he says all the while flexing his seemingly unnatural muscles.
Validity: Internet is not banned
Effect: fish are notoriously difficult to get your hands on
Answer 4B: “We need to go back to the old days when our ancestors gathered fish with their bare hands!” says Ryan Jackson, an extremely buff celebrity who is the self-proclaimed “kidney king.” “We need to ban all tools designed for fishing, and make everyone EARN every catch.” he says all the while flexing his seemingly unnatural muscles.
Validity: Internet banned
Effect: fish are notoriously difficult to get your hands on