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Stratonesia
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Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

In Soviet Russia, AN quotes you!

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 3:24 am

In NationStates' Forum 7, you talk about AN. But in Soviet Russia,
AN talks about you!
Here's how it works: you take anything AN has created in NationStates, and turn it into a Russian reversal joke. Anything: posts, lines from factbooks/dispatches, just about anything.
Remember that your finding must require at least a sentence with a subject, a verb and an object.
Quick examples:
Reyn wrote:I know you won't believe this...but Shulk can see the future.
In Soviet Russia, the future can see Shulk!
Shulk wrote:You will know the pain and the suffering you caused the Emperor and Fiora!
In Soviet Russia, the pain and the suffering you caused the Emperor and Fiora will know you!
Fiora wrote:Then, you... you know this body?
In Soviet Russia, this body knows you!
Mumkhar wrote:I can't tell you how badly I've wanted this sword.
In Soviet Russia, I can't tell you how badly this sword's wanted me!
I'll start:
User Control Panel • View your posts
In Soviet Russia, the UCP checks you!
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  • Listen up! It's going down... Repping NationStates, this is STRATONESIA!
  • Democratic Republic! We're live!
  • Ay, ay! (From the Rejected Realms with love and cookies!)
There's squirrels in my pants!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Misdainana
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Sun May 28, 2023 3:25 am

In Soviet Russia, I will first post to you!
✸REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA✸

FACTBOOK/HISTORY/MAP
My nation based of Greece, Italy and/or Spain
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Palmyrion
Minister
 
Posts: 2400
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Palmyrion » Sun May 28, 2023 3:29 am

In Soviet Russia, the pride flag flies you!
__PALMYRION: INTO THE PALMYRO-VERSE__
Greater Dienstad (NSMT) | Kali Yuga (Hard MT) | Dark Lightshow (2100s PMT) | Niteo (AD 5000 FT) | Screwed Reality
Diplomatic Outreach Programme | The Dozen Giants | Storefront | Discord Server
A 15.83 civilization, according to this index.

NS stats have been [REDACTED] into a [DATA EXPUNGED].
Ostroeuropa refuses to answer this question: do women deserve equal rights in your opinion?
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sun May 28, 2023 3:32 am

In Soviet Russia, We have found the Flag of the Philippines, with a 4-pointed star symbol, and gives it to you!
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

Asumerakilastszag Mahïtrīğnaszőva ůhaűbataszagțal
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The United Kingdom of King Charles III
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 21, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The United Kingdom of King Charles III » Sun May 28, 2023 3:35 am

In Soviet Russia, cow from the AN flag comes to you
Paste the warship into your sig!, help the navy!
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World opinion on our involvement in the Erusean Invasion of Delarus
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the ... id=1868746
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 3:36 am

Remember, anything AN has created on NationStates, not just their flag
/skipme
  • Listen up! It's going down... Repping NationStates, this is STRATONESIA!
  • Democratic Republic! We're live!
  • Ay, ay! (From the Rejected Realms with love and cookies!)
There's squirrels in my pants!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Enthisea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Enthisea » Sun May 28, 2023 3:39 am

The United Kingdom of King Charles III wrote:In Soviet Russia, cow from the AN flag comes to you

In Soviet Russia, The King will condemn enemies for you!
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The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea
A nation of mixed cultures, and a diverse nation, with a mind of the Halluvenians and home to Alakunia Rainforest

EBC | 7/17/2023
NEWS✉ | 2% of Enthisean Students have faile the exam. | Enthisea recorded the fastest wind speed ever recorded at 155 km/h. | A strong storm flooded the flat lands in the Southeast, killing 400. | Halluvenian Airways orders 50 A320 XLR. ||| Weather ⛅ | Volkonia 28.4°C ☀| Karuncamia 30.3°C ☀| Kalunruia 27.9°C ☀| Alakunijuta 13.9°C  ⛅| Batruskuma 18.6°C  ☀| Vakunima 15.6°C ⛅| Orundelina 14.2°C ☀| Injrutama 22.3°C ☀
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Edush
Envoy
 
Posts: 256
Founded: Mar 05, 2023
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Edush » Sun May 28, 2023 3:41 am

In Soviet Russia, the Enthisean anthem sings you!
Author of Issue #1585
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sun May 28, 2023 3:43 am

In Soviet Russia, Work disciplines Unity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Stralfcyde
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 19, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Stralfcyde » Sun May 28, 2023 3:46 am

In Soviet Russia, we found a japanese bird saying "menace" front of you!
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an average forum user
You can find me in...
NatioStates:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=stralfcyde
Imgflip:
https://imgflip.com/user/Stralfcyde
Bloxd.io
Username: Stralfcyde
Here's the link to go to Bloxd.io btw (try the game lol, it's just like minecraft)
https://bloxd.io
I play Bloxd.io rarely often because of real life.
Facebook:
Im not showing you my Facebook account!
Roblox
Username: Stralfcyde
YouTube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@stralfcyde
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sun May 28, 2023 3:48 am

In Soviet Russia, there's a ghost afoot upon you!
Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

Asumerakilastszag Mahïtrīğnaszőva ůhaűbataszagțal
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Comicsland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 173
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Comicsland » Sun May 28, 2023 4:16 am

In Soviet Russia, a stable, stronger democratic governement wanted US!
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We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics as much as it seems to be
Glory to Comicsland, the free and equal homeland of comics
•Richard Felton Outlcalt(1898-1936)
•Walt Disney (But he was actually kind of bad and it's alter-ego,Balt Wisney,was good)(1936-1942-1958)
•Aureo Muñoz Núñez(1958-1968)
•Chikushishifu Eggertsdóttir (or Chiku, as everyone called him) (1968-1987)
•Mickey Mouse(1999-2015)
I'm trying to write more factbook but i have some difficulties.More factbooks will be coming soon
Canon Policies
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Palmyrion
Minister
 
Posts: 2400
Founded: Mar 04, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Palmyrion » Sun May 28, 2023 4:32 am

In Soviet Russia, comics read you!
__PALMYRION: INTO THE PALMYRO-VERSE__
Greater Dienstad (NSMT) | Kali Yuga (Hard MT) | Dark Lightshow (2100s PMT) | Niteo (AD 5000 FT) | Screwed Reality
Diplomatic Outreach Programme | The Dozen Giants | Storefront | Discord Server
A 15.83 civilization, according to this index.

NS stats have been [REDACTED] into a [DATA EXPUNGED].
Ostroeuropa refuses to answer this question: do women deserve equal rights in your opinion?
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Stratonesia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 4:38 am

Palmyrion wrote:And they control SCOTUS.

In Soviet Russia, SCOTUS controls them!
  • Listen up! It's going down... Repping NationStates, this is STRATONESIA!
  • Democratic Republic! We're live!
  • Ay, ay! (From the Rejected Realms with love and cookies!)
There's squirrels in my pants!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sun May 28, 2023 5:55 am

In Soviet Russia, Stratonesian Democracy is upon you!
Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.

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Enthisea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Enthisea » Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 am

In Soviet Russia, United in Diversity of the United Socialist Republic is always be there for you!
The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea
A nation of mixed cultures, and a diverse nation, with a mind of the Halluvenians and home to Alakunia Rainforest

EBC | 7/17/2023
NEWS✉ | 2% of Enthisean Students have faile the exam. | Enthisea recorded the fastest wind speed ever recorded at 155 km/h. | A strong storm flooded the flat lands in the Southeast, killing 400. | Halluvenian Airways orders 50 A320 XLR. ||| Weather ⛅ | Volkonia 28.4°C ☀| Karuncamia 30.3°C ☀| Kalunruia 27.9°C ☀| Alakunijuta 13.9°C  ⛅| Batruskuma 18.6°C  ☀| Vakunima 15.6°C ⛅| Orundelina 14.2°C ☀| Injrutama 22.3°C ☀
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Stratonesia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun May 28, 2023 5:25 pm

/bump
  • Listen up! It's going down... Repping NationStates, this is STRATONESIA!
  • Democratic Republic! We're live!
  • Ay, ay! (From the Rejected Realms with love and cookies!)
There's squirrels in my pants!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Wacka The Mavarrappi
Envoy
 
Posts: 249
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wacka The Mavarrappi » Mon May 29, 2023 1:25 am

Enthisea wrote:In Soviet Russia, United in Diversity of the United Socialist Republic is always be there for you!

In Soviet Russia, Economy makes you Mixed-Market!
Welcome, to Wacka the Mavarrappi!
A luxurious Socialist State inside of Latin America, Set in an alternate timeline where Britain is Catholic, The USSR hasn't collapsed and the US has weakened during the Cold War. (Non-Canon Stats)
Breaking News! The Catholic Liberation Party bombs a street in Manor killing 55 civilians, authorities are on their way to arrest the members. The Soviet Union signs an economic pact with Wacka the Mavarrappi giving them 50 million Mavarrappi Rubles in exchange for their beer. Activists in Plenfield demand the right to purchase private farmland.
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Lollipop Torture Force
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Posts: 500
Founded: Nov 15, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lollipop Torture Force » Mon May 29, 2023 2:17 am

Wacka The Mavarrappi wrote:Millions of workers rise up against the Mavarrapi State,

In Soviet Russia the State rises against You
Our undenied Head Of State Deprex Michael Sindar Growls VOICE OF THE SPAWN
It is better to rest in peace in the warm body of a friend than in the ground.
Yes, we have a fact book, No it isn't required reading but it is much improved and for those keeping track new species have been added.
We are a Dominion of many species. My responses could be from anyone of them at any time. A hotdog is a taco which is a sandwich which means hotdogs are sandwiches.
The revolution of the shinny cannot be unmended before the turning of the dial. Parade the profane for the the tunnel of the sky between your heart and break the mended before the twist of the tilt.
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Senscaria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 439
Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Mon May 29, 2023 3:03 am

In Soviet Russia the dimensions cross you.
FROM THE OFFICE OF HIS INDEFINITE HOLY REGENCY, REGENT ALEXANDER CLARENCE:
bababooey
"Welcome to Senscaria, industry reigns supreme. You are entering through the gates of our greatest projects, from machines of mass destruction and war to the infrastructure spanning continents. Our search for progress and our lost king must continue. There is much to be done. We welcome you with open arms. The thugshaking will continue no matter what."

Obligatory NS stats are not canon, for they have been burning in the furnaces for days now. Democracy has returned somewhat through Senscarian (used to be British) Parliamentary system, don’t worry, we’re still your archetypal evil space empire for the lolz.
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Mon May 29, 2023 9:22 am

/bump
/skipme
  • Listen up! It's going down... Repping NationStates, this is STRATONESIA!
  • Democratic Republic! We're live!
  • Ay, ay! (From the Rejected Realms with love and cookies!)
There's squirrels in my pants!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 539
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Mon May 29, 2023 9:46 am

IN SOVIET ROSSIYA, THE ECOSYSTEM COLLAPSES YOU!
CASCADIAN UNION

CBC N5 Weekly News:
Cascadian National Mint to permanently stop production of pennies - Masked Vigilante "Man" annihilates entire Cartel in Quintana Roo - SCOTUS remarkably awes at execution gone horribly, votes 8-1 to keep capital punishment - Body of Andrew Irvine on Mount Everest found
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
People whom call themselves patriots (using my home country as an example) shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Russia.
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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Remulia » Mon May 29, 2023 10:16 am

In Soviet Russia, Washington and Oregon are meant to be based on Washington-Columbia.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4280
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon May 29, 2023 11:47 pm

In Soviet Russia, Remulia is name of fancy Potato dish.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 539
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:58 pm

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CONSERVATISM IS THE UNITED STATES.
CASCADIAN UNION

CBC N5 Weekly News:
Cascadian National Mint to permanently stop production of pennies - Masked Vigilante "Man" annihilates entire Cartel in Quintana Roo - SCOTUS remarkably awes at execution gone horribly, votes 8-1 to keep capital punishment - Body of Andrew Irvine on Mount Everest found
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
People whom call themselves patriots (using my home country as an example) shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Russia.
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