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Stuck in the Backrooms

Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 1:35 pm

You're sitting in your room, watching television as you eat a granola bar. You think to yourself, "Delicious! I need more!" Then, you hear something on the news; it grabs your attention. "Popular anarchy platform on the internet, 4chan, has spread rumours on a universe apart from our reality called the backrooms." You think nothing of it, and you go to get your next granola bar.

Suddenly, you fall down your carpet states and your sight goes black.

You wake up in a warm, yellow carpet; you look up at a patterned ceiling. Then, you stand up, and see a maze of wheat yellow walls. It looks and sounds like what you just heard on the news; you can't accept your fate.

Then, you realise. You're in the backrooms. You need to find a colony, quick!
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Sat May 27, 2023 1:38 pm

A colony?
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:40 pm

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:A colony?


Wait, so this is based on the Fandom version full of monsters and lore and stuff?
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 1:41 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Islamic Holy Sites wrote:A colony?


Wait, so this is based on the Fandom version full of monsters and lore and stuff?

Yes.
Islamic Holy Sites wrote:A colony?

I thought that colony was a common name for established refuges for people stuck in the backrooms.
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:45 pm

Well, the first thing I’d do is start wandering around for an exit. Did I bring anything with me when I noclipped?
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 1:45 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Well, the first thing I’d do is start wandering around for an exit. Did I bring anything with me when I noclipped?

Yes. Being anything you want! You definitely have a half eaten granola bar and its wrapper. Maybe a notebook and a pen.
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:47 pm

Okay. In that case, I’ll have my phone, said granola bar, a water bottle, and my wallet with $10 (now obsolete) dollars in it.

I continue to wander around
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 1:49 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Okay. In that case, I’ll have my phone, said granola bar, a water bottle, and my wallet with $10 (now obsolete) dollars in it.

I continue to wander around

You hear some faint shouting from a megaphone.

In a small corner, a socialist colony is created. The last log, created a couple of hours ago, states that a few new people have joined the backrooms.
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:51 pm

Democratic Poopland wrote:
New Texas Republic wrote:Okay. In that case, I’ll have my phone, said granola bar, a water bottle, and my wallet with $10 (now obsolete) dollars in it.

I continue to wander around

You hear some faint shouting from a megaphone.

In a small corner, a socialist colony is created. The last log, created a couple of hours ago, states that a few new people have joined the backrooms.


Look at the colony for a moment and ask them where I am
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 1:56 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:You hear some faint shouting from a megaphone.

In a small corner, a socialist colony is created. The last log, created a couple of hours ago, states that a few new people have joined the backrooms.


Look at the colony for a moment and ask them where I am

"You're in level 0. This is the Peoples' Colony. Want to join?"
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 1:57 pm

Democratic Poopland wrote:
New Texas Republic wrote:
Look at the colony for a moment and ask them where I am

"You're in level 0. This is the Peoples' Colony. Want to join?"


“For now. I need some materials and a map to the rest of the Backrooms.”
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 2:02 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote: "You're in level 0. This is the Peoples' Colony. Want to join?"


“For now. I need some materials and a map to the rest of the Backrooms.”

"Alright. Here's the Peoples' Colony Guide to the Backrooms and the Offical Ordinance Survey Map of the Backrooms."
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 2:09 pm

Democratic Poopland wrote:
New Texas Republic wrote:
“For now. I need some materials and a map to the rest of the Backrooms.”

"Alright. Here's the Peoples' Colony Guide to the Backrooms and the Offical Ordinance Survey Map of the Backrooms."


I take a quick glance at the map and then look at the colony.
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 2:16 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:"Alright. Here's the Peoples' Colony Guide to the Backrooms and the Offical Ordinance Survey Map of the Backrooms."


I take a quick glance at the map and then look at the colony.

"Uh..."
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 2:19 pm

Democratic Poopland wrote:
New Texas Republic wrote:
I take a quick glance at the map and then look at the colony.

"Uh..."


Look at the map again and see what’s north, south, east, west, etc.
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sat May 27, 2023 2:20 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:"Uh..."


Look at the map again and see what’s north, south, east, west, etc.

"So, do you want to be a permanent member?"
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 2:21 pm

Democratic Poopland wrote:
New Texas Republic wrote:
Look at the map again and see what’s north, south, east, west, etc.

"So, do you want to be a permanent member?"


“I will think about it.”

I then look around the colony for something interesting
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 1:12 am

New Texas Republic wrote:
Democratic Poopland wrote:"So, do you want to be a permanent member?"


“I will think about it.”

I then look around the colony for something interesting

"Alright then." I then begin to read the guide. 'To transport one to the end of the Hall, you must do a shake-fart.' "Sorry, who wrote this book," I ask as I read the ridiculous text.
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Postby Imperiul Romanum » Sun May 28, 2023 3:54 am

We need more informations about levels:
Level 0:
A Black monster is find you with a creppy screaming:oooooo aaaaaaaiooooooo

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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 4:04 am

Imperiul romanum wrote:We need more informations about levels:
Level 0:
A Black monster is find you with a creppy screaming:oooooo aaaaaaaiooooooo

I'll make it better.

Near the site of the colony, you hear something, unusual. You just don't know what the noise is. You want to investigate but you're warned not to. Yet... You want to. You're shown pictures of a black, unknown monster.

"This, is who's making it. Don't go. you'll lose your life!"
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Postby Imperiul Romanum » Sun May 28, 2023 4:53 am

Democratic Poopland wrote:
Imperiul romanum wrote:We need more informations about levels:
Level 0:
A Black monster is find you with a creppy screaming:oooooo aaaaaaaiooooooo

I'll make it better.

Near the site of the colony, you hear something, unusual. You just don't know what the noise is. You want to investigate but you're warned not to. Yet... You want to. You're shown pictures of a black, unknown monster.

"This, is who's making it. Don't go. you'll lose your life!"

But is too late! RUN!

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Postby Imperiul Romanum » Sun May 28, 2023 5:10 am

You run deep in Backrooms, the monster is lose you, you found a dark place to hide

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Postby M-101 » Sun May 28, 2023 5:24 am

OOC: Tag for interest. A bit of shame you guys aren't using the wikidot canon. So what's the allowed starting items?
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Postby Democratic Poopland » Sun May 28, 2023 6:33 am

M-101 wrote:OOC: Tag for interest. A bit of shame you guys aren't using the wikidot canon. So what's the allowed starting items?

Anything realistic.
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Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 4:08 pm

OOC: I’m back now

IC: I look at the map again, bid the Socialist colony goodbye, and head north towards the infinite expanse of dull, yellow hallways.
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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