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Who would win in a fight between YL and AL?

Postby Davidtopia » Thu May 25, 2023 10:46 am

Unfortunately, I can't start, unless you count all of the mod team as the leaders, then I would lose, hard.
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Postby Neonian Technocracy » Thu May 25, 2023 10:47 am

I will win, I mean, The Dearest Leader is a machine that has been experiencing and fighthing in numerous battles.
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Postby Vyahrapura » Thu May 25, 2023 12:52 pm

Almighty Sindar won before the fight even started- before Maharaja Jayanegara IV's birth or even the start of life in the universe. How does one defeat an entity one knows so little about, or rather cannot comprehend? It communicates in riddles and vague abstractions not even the most gifted linguists- let alone the Vyahrapuran emperor- could hardly understand. Only its objective can be partially ascertained, which probably includes the masses of sentient lives throughout the universe to recognise it as their master and to become one with its 'flow'. I could only hope that Sindar may show some form mercy to Jayanegara IV in the way it shall fight and defeat him, such as not having him dream excessively realistic dreams that feel like decades in which he eats his own flesh over and over again (as it has already done that to another national leader before) or anything else as terrifying as the LTF's flag.
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Postby -The Rhineland- » Thu May 25, 2023 12:55 pm

AL, our president is just a aging 60 year old politician who’s only experience fighting is probably when he punched his bully in the 5th grade.
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Postby Opluentia » Thu May 25, 2023 12:56 pm

Definitely AL. My leader would likely collapse after a single punch due to his frailty. Although, it would be a battle between old men, Imporia William VI is a good 30 years older than AL.
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Postby Alris » Thu May 25, 2023 12:57 pm

As with what AN said, my nation's leader would win(Using Harris as he was an actual leader.)
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Postby Sarolandia » Thu May 25, 2023 12:57 pm

A man in his mid 30s with a little military experience versus a senior citizen... I don't think I need to elaborate?

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Martinez would win but I could see Canton beating Harris
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Postby Eragon Island » Thu May 25, 2023 12:57 pm

Easily Damon would win. AL, as AN said, is frail, and Damon is immortal with his axe . . . Also, EXO!

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Damon would (Likely) win, though certainty with difficulty
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Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Thu May 25, 2023 12:57 pm

Grand Councilor Teren would put up a good fight but lose due to Damon's immortality.
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Postby Opluentia » Thu May 25, 2023 1:03 pm

Grand Councillor Teren would most likely beat Imporia William VI half to death before the umpire has a chance to blink, if not all the way.
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Postby Vyahrapura » Thu May 25, 2023 1:07 pm

No doubt that Maharaja Jayanegara IV can defeat Imporia William VI in a fight. The former has actual combat skills and the benefit of youth, while the latter is old and doesn't seem to be proficient in any combat skills.

Admittedly, William VI does win the competition between him and my leader of which monarch had the most ridiculously expensive event organised for themselves- in this case, William's coronation costing Ǥ780,000,000.
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Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Thu May 25, 2023 5:36 pm

Well Jayanegara vs Pope Sa'ash in a hand to hand fight is an easy win for the emperor. Sa'ash is a kobold and thus is about a big and strong as a child. All Jayanegara has to do to win to tap her to kill her, if she doesn't flee first. In a gunfight though things get more interesting. Sa'ash was a gangster when she was young and knows how to handle a gun. In addition, she owns a psi-shield which can block bursts of autocannon rounds, if she can maintain her focus. However, she also has to use a kobold laser pistol which has to be overcharged to be reasonably deadly which reduces fire rate and ammo. Depending on his gun training it can go either way in a gun fight.

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Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu May 25, 2023 7:12 pm

A 67 year old man would be squashed by Pope Sa'ash. Whether a kilometer long dragon from space, a spawn from Loki, or a gangster pope, I don't think that Alexander would last long in a fight, no matter how much alcohol.
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Postby The Crimson Isles » Thu May 25, 2023 7:17 pm

Depends on which version of Hunter alexander faces, if it's the current older version of him who suffers from a wasting disease, yeah he'd def lose, but the younger version of him could hold his own pretty well due to him having Crimson Secret Service training and was more agile, and could possibly win.
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Postby The American Realm » Fri May 26, 2023 1:04 am

I think it is fair to say that President Asuka Pearce is firmly and royally fucked.

She isn't a fighter, and only really knows a couple of ways tog et out of situations like being grabbed or something.
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Postby Alris » Fri May 26, 2023 1:08 am

I have a feeling both Martinez and Harris can beat Asuka
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Postby Democracylandistan » Fri May 26, 2023 1:20 am

I think Sg Stormchaser has a distinct advantage considering he is a pegasus and can fly.
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Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Fri May 26, 2023 1:23 am

So a flying pony vs a guy who’s lived for at least 1000 years and is a cyborg with the biological age of 36? And he’s equipped with a rail pistol? I’d say Supreme Leader Seth Bornto wins!
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Postby Democracylandistan » Fri May 26, 2023 1:33 am

You fail to consider the ultimate ability of ponies.
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Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Fri May 26, 2023 1:34 am

Democracylandistan wrote:You fail to consider the ultimate ability of ponies.
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And he has a gun too.

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Postby Senscaria » Fri May 26, 2023 2:01 am

So we have a militaristic pony vs a crackhead regent with heavy cybernetics, unending rage, and plenty of hand to hand combat experience along with various weapons experience from the separatist movement and frontlines during his career (first on other nations, now fights alien lifeforms and beasts that he’s never even heard of).
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Postby Eragon Island » Fri May 26, 2023 7:37 am

Well . . . Damon is immortal with his axe, so . . . He kind'a has to win. He can't die (Depends on the rendition)
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Postby Vyahrapura » Fri May 26, 2023 2:00 pm

If it’s going to be a direct fight, it will likely be in Damon’s favour (and probably his victory). Unless, Jayanegara IV manages to separate Damon from his axe during battle, thus taking away his immortality (which makes the fight more fair and honourable too lol). The description of Damon Hill being skinny and dependent on implants for mobility, doesn’t make it sound that he has a lot of strength, and depends primarily on the immortality axe to defeat opponents.

If we’re getting some preparation time, Jayanegara IV would consult with Queen Vikk- who’d probably hold a grudge against Damon for deposing her- on his opponent’s weaknesses, and try to have Damon’s immortality axe swapped with a regular axe. This vastly increases the Maharaja’s chance of victory. Either that or the gods/divine intervention grants Jayanegara the power to make it an even fight.
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