NATION

PASSWORD

You are at war with AN, what is your strategy to defeat them

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.
User avatar
Bruhssians
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Nov 27, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

You are at war with AN, what is your strategy to defeat them

Postby Bruhssians » Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:32 am

Your at war with AN for some unknown reason, what will be your strategy to defeat, or atleast survive? If you are a pacifist and won't fight back, rest in pieces I guess
This is a regular signature. I have no idea what to add here because I am dumb. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

News: A humanoid looking beast that looks like an animal called a wolf was shot dead by Bruhssian soldiers near the border. It is suspected that the creature came from a country that allows the existence of such creatures.

User avatar
Delatia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 29, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Delatia » Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:34 am

probably die

User avatar
Pale Dawn
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 24, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Pale Dawn » Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:49 am

BN: That would certainly be a fun RP someday.






This is right and natural for us. They maintain conscription but hold a small population and will not have confronted total war in the recent history. We would strike from multiple bases from three directions. These first incursions would be light and probing while supported with heavy air support. Once the strongest elements of their military are identified we would establish enough forces to occupy them while another arm drove deep into the country. If they tried to defend the entire border we would mass along a favorable axis and overwhelm the local defenders. For such a small nation we doubt chemical or radiological weapons would be needed.
Last edited by Pale Dawn on Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
From The Ash We tower - I made this. So...here
If we are doing military comparisons, I have different tech levels, so just match whatever your nation is to the appropriate level. If you are PT, imagine a set redneck guerilla warbands fighting so that their families aren't wiped out by famine and raiders. My goal in this is to be able to line myself up against any nations (along their timeline and tech level) whether they are based in 1974 or 80859. As such the numbers from PMT on are a bit soft. Those looking at our culture are stuck with MT timeline but I am building it out more. And for those who don't want to see factbooks, stats are not cannon. Policies are.

User avatar
Alliance of Southeast Asian Nations
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Mar 17, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Alliance of Southeast Asian Nations » Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:10 am

A war of faiths amongst the stars.

AISEAN and Pale Dawn already have tense relations with each other, so a war occuring is certainly within the realm of possibility. So even in the leadup, there would be attempts from both sides to undermine each other. For example, our spies will try convincing their populace to abandon all forms of AI- including the limited AI programmes- and drones their military uses. The spies will call it hypocritical and heretical to make use of such programmes even if they are 'limited', and that it is a slippery slope towards actual autonomous AI. Furthermore, it is also crucial for us to know their fleet positions.

We seem to be equal on naval capabilities, but they seem to have a better ground army. Their Alban Class Battle Station (kinda sound like Megacarriers) might pose the largest threat to us and their best advantage in the navy, but if we could take one of them down, it would deal significant blows to their fleet. If we succeed in retrieving the previously mentioned intel, it will allow us to determine their location and movements, and an ambush would be set; we will be waiting for them like tigers in the jungle. Best circumstances is in which two cruisers are preoccupied with towing the Battle Station, and we attack it from both sides and give it all we got.

The war would most likely be started by them, and initially it will be a defensive war for AISEAN. They would be off to a great start, taking smaller, insignificant territory from us which have minimal defenses at best. When they arrive at a major colony of ours, then we will be fully prepared to fight back with our mobilised fleets. These major colonies usually have Singapura ODS in orbit too, which will make it very hard for their Carpian Euphemia Class Cruisers to conduct planetary invasions. After holding back this offensive, Pale Dawn will most likely bring in one of their Battle Stations to secure their conquered systems and use it as a FOB to penetrate deeper into AISEAN territory. It is then that we lay the trap and ambush them during this crucial part of the war. A counter-offensive will be started, not with the intention of conquering their systems but to end the war by making it as costly as possible for Pale Dawn to wage war.
--Alliance of Interstellar Southeast Asian Nations (AISEAN)--
Overview | Secretary-General | Alliance Space Command | Member States
Culture [WIP] | Companies | Other Characters
Feyrisshire wrote:The idea of the ASEAN nations becoming an interplanetary empire is pleasant, charming and also comical and absurd.
This nation does not make use of NS Stats, as you might've guessed.

User avatar
Sheizou
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Sep 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Sheizou » Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:19 am

Make sure they attack first, If we force them to come to us, we will inevitably gain the upper hand. However, due to their superior tech and manpower, we would need to send many to infiltrate them. If this doesn't work, we will lure them into sheizou, and wait, because most mortals don't last very long in the underworlds realm.

But, as they aren't to be underestimated, we shall employ a last resort tactic of destroying the realm that sheizou inhabits, wiping everything in it from existance. But this measure is to be avoided at all costs, as it is not favorable for anyone.
everything is dying again
( I am not sciziophrenic, just in case)
Nation: sheizou
tier: 5
type: 5
class: 2.2

I have actually become an urban legend, that of lonely city rooftops

User avatar
The Merry-Men
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 175
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Merry-Men » Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:30 am

Well, first of all, this could very well be solved diplomatically, to an extent... they might just be able to bribe her with meth or promises of support to go away, but if they're truly desperate, that's where things get weird.

Some who have the image of Sheizou being a land of ghosts will probably act like idiots and do superstitious things, such as constantly placing circles of salt around themselves, or showing crosses at everything that is ethereal to them. (The crosses obviously don't do anything, but who knows.) Then when they come up against demons, as well as immortal warriors who can just die and then come back slightly more frustrated the next Wednesday...

Though we would have a similar strategy to them; hide out still in Merryland like we always have, and have them wander in there and inevitably fall into a trap... if some wandering soul that went in our general direction hasn't already set them off. Merrymen are crazy, and they are highly unpredictable, resillient, sadistic and frightening to face especially in close combat, but supernatural enemies might surprise them until a couple months in when they know what they're doing, and look to the superstitions then to try and combat spiritual forces. Congratulations, we now have become a goat-sacrificing occult group because of you.
Welcome to Merryland; hiring extemely depressed teenagers as truck drivers and pilots since 2015!

Theme for the Merrymen

TL;DR 'we live in a society"-type nihilist anarchist terrorist group evolved from a street gang in London that embraces violence, detests conformity and the law, and pride themselves out of committing crimes, getting into mischief and acting out their most depraved and extravagant desires in order to bring about the downfall of society... just for a bit of fun.

User avatar
Reich of the New World Order
Diplomat
 
Posts: 948
Founded: Mar 08, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Reich of the New World Order » Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:46 am

Their planet would be flooded with drugs produced in Archona. The drugs would be laced with a bio-weapon that transforms the user into large beasts that only know how to kill. The Merry men being obsessed with drugs would try the product and immediately turn into grotesque monsters that would run rampant on their world, causing havoc and slaughtering everyone. On death the beasts would explode releasing more of the bioweapon. Pandemonium would befall their planet, Archona would then invade on the basis of restoring order and dealing with the Merry men. Archona would never leave the planet of course, restoring order takes time.
One Reality of Archona

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Buy People NS stats are not used

User avatar
Zanderlock
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zanderlock » Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:47 am

Pray for an act of God at this point.
Titles, Awards, And Other Achievements
Certified Laforeia Defender And Duck Loyalist QUACK
Professional Dumbass
Government Approved Joke Understanding Degree (Can Understand And Make Jokes)
Certified Meme Poster (Not Necessarily GOOD)
Master’s Degree In Cringe
I only have 7 lines, and have counted. In advance for any reports that could be made.

User avatar
Lloeyd
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lloeyd » Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:50 am

“Hand me my tea weapon”

User avatar
Righteousistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Jul 10, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Righteousistan » Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:53 am

We'd be parading through Ziloros within a few weeks.

User avatar
Continentis Septentrionalis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 14, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Continentis Septentrionalis » Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:01 pm

Chemical and biological weapons. Lets see how well their God will protect them.
............................................

Playing on a xbox

If you don't want to type out the name, either copy+paste it or write ICS

A Class 1 Civilization according to this index.
Most stats are canon, unless stated otherwise in a factbook.

User avatar
Lollipop Torture Force
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Nov 15, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lollipop Torture Force » Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:08 pm

We touch those who practice the sermons. We twist them and will them into the unknowing. Some may follow the altered teachings but most will pull away from the faith that was once the nations pillar. Then we go from random to random and Tony shows them things until they change. And when they change they learn to flow and as they flow their peers will flow with them or pull away. When those that can do pull away trust will be splintered and confidence shaken. As no economy functions without trust, without belief in the value of things and money people will become desperate and will begin to climb over another in the insuring confusion. Then we would have put the Land of the Righteous on the path of consuming their own. For when the untrusting begins those atop the smoldering pile of corruption will look down at the rest and send their police and their warriors to quell the confusion. But when those who are led dare to strike against the machine of order the machine will clamp down but it will be as if you hold a banana. Grip too hard and it will go everywhere and so we will. For it is now that we let the many of the tilt play in the garden of the righteous and amongst the streets and the homes we run rampant with no thought to a point but to be the being of the bye until the machine sees its cogs fall away to protect their own. For when they lose belief in the machine the machine falls and all become hungry to consume another and trust dies in the wreckage of the machine and at last we touch many so that they all may know the current.


I was the ninja'd editing

For here be the answer is the Alexander. Too much of atop is his empire and so we have only touch him. As Tony holds him within the dreams he shows Alexander all that he feels. A second feels as a decade and when Alexander wakes he will see fanatics in everyone he meets. He will order purges aplenty and tear from his teat any stability that once existed. The machine of militancy will wash over the populace under his direction to no point than that to end the endless stream of fanatics. When at last those near him see him for the corruption he will become and end his line we will come again once and around. We go random to random and we sow the seeds of fear within before those who fell rise as flesh puppets to us the shadows of the soul and tear asunder the people of the one and when all is disorder we will see that all those who touch the top of the machine fall to many petty hurts until there is nothing atop and all swirls below.
Last edited by Lollipop Torture Force on Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:16 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Our undenied Head Of State Deprex Michael Sindar Growls VOICE OF THE SPAWN
It is better to rest in peace in the warm body of a friend than in the ground."
Yes, we have a fact book, No it isn't required reading but it is much improved and for those keeping track new species have been added.
We are a Dominion of many species, My responses could be from anyone of them at any time. A hotdog is a taco which is a sandwich which means hotdogs are sandwiches.
The revolution of the shinny cannot be unmended before the turning of the dial. parade the profane for the the tunnel of the sky between your heart and break the mended before the twist if the tilt.

User avatar
Sky Reavers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 984
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Sky Reavers » Thu Mar 30, 2023 12:12 pm

As we got no protocol on dealing with this sort of anomalies, we will have to improvise like alot and extensively mox booze, weed and other things like occassional shroom or LSD, combined with battle cries, partying and ideological propaganda to deal with their effects on our minds. Slay aggressive and dangerous creatures and try to contain the rest. Either way, this is gonna challenge our crisis management ability to it's full.
Sky Reavers are retconned Skyhooked. A bunch of crazy, wild everpartying semi-anarchists, who are resistant to cold, heat and diseases, can can proccess booze like hell. MT/PMT tech. Wanna know more or have a request? It's here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=505973

Remember, the fact, that we are semi-anarchy doesn't mena, that ya' can go around and rob random people. We still got law and order, loose as they are.

User avatar
The Apostles Fields
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Mar 21, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Apostles Fields » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:03 pm

While we could just surround their planet and shoot lighting at it, exterminating qll life above ground that's no fun. So how about we have said fun, first teleport in the anarchist' training camps, and start recking havoc there maybe even spare a few. Then slowly destroy whatever is building their weapons, and finally destroy the weapons themselves. After fully disarmed torture them for a bit until finally ending it all by killing them all. Steve might try to help their military, but sadly steve is only one apostle against, a whole lot of zeros.

(Look Man i could've just typed swarm Atleast i try to have some fun in my posts)
WE SHALL TAKE ALL AND ANY

And uhm.... we are also evil, yeh and merp

Here is everybody's best friend
Even in an endless evil, good will still be present, and our good is Steve. He is a saint among his own right and is always willing to help, even if Escaton gets mad at him.

A Class 0.7(rounded) Civilization according to this index.
Who owns this on? Barcus or Lamp?

User avatar
Independent Republic of Boldonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1095
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:09 pm

Avoid deploying anything on the ground while using the entire might of the air force. Form what is essentially death squads to keep the skies clear of any flying creatures while protecting any attack aircraft to allow them to deploy their payload on anything that needs more than a 20mm or an AMRAAM. Due to this not being a human or modern nation we could probably get authorization to exploit the multiversal rift (which we don't normally do due to its side effects on unprotected humans) and essentially allow the air force to teleport.
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

Portal to Boldonia | The time has come, I'm starting to get bored of NS. I won't be as active anymore, but I will still occasionally hop on. But don't be worried if you don't hear from me. I'll be back, eventually. | Info for certain "effortposting" F7 threads that aren't really in a factbook.

User avatar
Independent Republic of Boldonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1095
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:47 am

/bump
CANON POLICIES
Anything that isn't a factbook is not canon. If you use my NS stats I will stillme.

Portal to Boldonia | The time has come, I'm starting to get bored of NS. I won't be as active anymore, but I will still occasionally hop on. But don't be worried if you don't hear from me. I'll be back, eventually. | Info for certain "effortposting" F7 threads that aren't really in a factbook.

User avatar
Alitrus
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 130
Founded: Oct 25, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Alitrus » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:55 am

Create a wall of at least 66,000 ships and begin to just fire off simultaneously fire using Craminum based rounds, which can last for 8 months, and continue firing until they are rendered 'gone'
Alitrus, a Sino-French-Japanese-Korean-Russian nation, with a very large military
Breaking news: Keitanian Revolutionaries have been spotted across the country, Alitrus declares martial law on planets Terra Minimus(Mars), Malen, and Terra Maximus(Earth) | Alitrus has recovered Craminum reserves by finding a mining world near a nebula, both the world and nebula produce Craminum | Alitrus celebrates the birth of Jina Imaito, the new heir to the throne | The 66th fleet has successfully tested orbital bombardment capabilities, according to Admiral Hanaio: "We have turned the test planet into a lava world."

User avatar
Riley Gen
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Dec 28, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Riley Gen » Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:07 am

Lots and lots of strobe lights

User avatar
Alliance of Southeast Asian Nations
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Mar 17, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Alliance of Southeast Asian Nations » Fri Mar 31, 2023 4:41 pm

Easy. It appears that Riley Gen were unyielding rivals with 'Lord Testiculus III' and were on the brink of total war to decimate each other on religious beliefs. Right now, they have made amends, and Riley Gen was bestowed a great statue by their former rival. We will send spies to instigate animosity between the two powers, and make them mortal enemies once again. Then, our spies will blow up that statue in Riley Gen's capital city, and soon enough the fingers will be pointed towards Lord Testiculus III. War starts and we covertly support the fight against Riley Gen.

That way, we 'win' this 'war' without a single ASC soldier having to set foot there, or have one of our starshups conduct operations from orbit.
--Alliance of Interstellar Southeast Asian Nations (AISEAN)--
Overview | Secretary-General | Alliance Space Command | Member States
Culture [WIP] | Companies | Other Characters
Feyrisshire wrote:The idea of the ASEAN nations becoming an interplanetary empire is pleasant, charming and also comical and absurd.
This nation does not make use of NS Stats, as you might've guessed.

User avatar
Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 600
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:57 pm

We should attack strategic points in coordination, while we use our AIs to weak their defences. Next, we'll infiltrate some special units to eliminate their High Command.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

User avatar
Osmauri
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 137
Founded: Jan 23, 2023
Anarchy

Postby Osmauri » Thu Apr 06, 2023 11:56 am

Marainta: Just don't get in a war to begin with.
If it wasn't our choice, try to keep them from bombing major metros, factories and bases. That's all we could really do.

Auroris: Sabotage their planet-destroying machines and infiltrate their higher command. No pitched confrontation will be needed unless they counterattack. Wear down their space-borne forces and divert them to battles far from their main worlds, clearing the way for a quick strike on said worlds to blockade them. Without those planets, they'll have to at least sign a ceasefire.
| United Kingdom of Marainta | Uynedhakanh bol Ciehaneve |

NRTV June 17th, 2098 - Reconstruction efforts continue in Alldovon Island region | Elections for Prime Minister see Wellings leading in votes and polls, pollsters say | Weather in your location: sunny, negligible wind, 15.5°C

User avatar
Pale Dawn
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 24, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Pale Dawn » Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:07 pm

BN: Nice drums. I liked them. I assume you are using NS stats to just overrun us. But nice drums.

Marainta MT to PMT: Just don't get in a war to begin with. We do not have the naval capacity to contend with them at present. If it was not our choice we would have to play defensibly on the world stage. Draw them into colonial wars in iceland or africa. Stretch their supply lines and utilize a fighting retreat in as many locations as possible while maintaining diplomatic calls for a ceasefire so that they are clearly depicted as the war monger while we make it as unsavory a prospect as possible to continue (short of the WMD option). A nation such as this should not be approached head on and we would much rather have been working peacefully to instill Carpian Values to fracture their populations loyalties. Even if the groups remain fringe elements it might be enough to erode safety at home eventually. As with any monarchy our sights should be on assassination but there is no guarantee of success.


: Reason I reserved this was a chance to depict responses at different tech levels but the fact you don't link to the factbooks for Auroris is painful. I'm looking and I see a region...but no factbooks there on the space nation. Will edit this when I find the factbook. But please link in signature.-Plenty of threats about using NS stats but not finding the dispatch for Auroris for me to use.-I am either missing something really obvious or was sent on a wild goose chase. Way to make it painful for people that care about factbooks.

Seriously this post is the most I could find on it https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=40451130#p40451130 For someone to have an entire dispatch on threats if you don't use factbooks, to post as if this Auroris nation/world can interact with others and then hide anything of value regarding it is really a poor show of sportsmanship.
Last edited by Pale Dawn on Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:02 pm, edited 7 times in total.
From The Ash We tower - I made this. So...here
If we are doing military comparisons, I have different tech levels, so just match whatever your nation is to the appropriate level. If you are PT, imagine a set redneck guerilla warbands fighting so that their families aren't wiped out by famine and raiders. My goal in this is to be able to line myself up against any nations (along their timeline and tech level) whether they are based in 1974 or 80859. As such the numbers from PMT on are a bit soft. Those looking at our culture are stuck with MT timeline but I am building it out more. And for those who don't want to see factbooks, stats are not cannon. Policies are.

User avatar
Rio Cana
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10782
Founded: Dec 21, 2005
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Rio Cana » Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:59 pm

If we neighbored them and had to go to war with them then we would try to demoralize them before overrunning them.

The following demoralizing part of the plan would have them running has 100's of military war drums, followed by the main fighting force, got louder the closer to the border.

https://youtu.be/h1A_ZSLtbSs?t=268
National Information
Empire of Rio Cana has been refounded.
We went from Empire to Peoples Republic to two divided Republics one called Marina to back to an Empire. And now a Republic under a military General. Our Popular Music
Our National Love SongOur Military Forces
Formerly appointed twice Minister of Defense and once Minister of Foreign Affairs for South America Region.

User avatar
The Holy Dragon Imperium
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 31, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Holy Dragon Imperium » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:11 pm

Move an Imperial fleet above the planet and target all military bases and bunkers not too close to civilian targets for orbital bombardment. After vaporizing said targets we will offer terms. If said terms are rejected we will move onto phase two of the invasion. The Imperial Armored Corps will be landed and tasked with preforming breakthroughs and encirclements of surviving military resistance while the sappers follow behind them to make sure any ground we take won't go go back to Rio Cana's forces. The main objective would be the capital of Rio Cana and major military bases that were too close to cities to have been destroyed in the orbital bombardment.
Just your friendly space social theocracy of kobolds worshiping giant space dragons.

Are NS stats canon? NO

Class 0.5 nation according to this index. https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453617

User avatar
Sky Reavers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 984
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Sky Reavers » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:39 pm

Our primary strategy would be to avoid war with them altogether and instead defeat them by making them our friends. But if there is no other choice, we gonna try to infiltrate their empire, pretending to be the religious follks and try to steal whatever we can. For psionics, we will try to get both drink and high plus add some agaric, so thus our minds will become too chaotic for their telepaths to read. We still can operate even in altered state of mind, since we are used to this. It's still gonna be a battle we gonna lose.
Last edited by Sky Reavers on Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sky Reavers are retconned Skyhooked. A bunch of crazy, wild everpartying semi-anarchists, who are resistant to cold, heat and diseases, can can proccess booze like hell. MT/PMT tech. Wanna know more or have a request? It's here: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=505973

Remember, the fact, that we are semi-anarchy doesn't mena, that ya' can go around and rob random people. We still got law and order, loose as they are.

Next

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: -Tawantinsuyu, Washington-Columbia

Advertisement

Remove ads