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Zanderlock
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Nov 07, 2022
Ex-Nation

Tell A Joke, But Only The Punchline, And Not The First Part.

Postby Zanderlock » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:30 am

Keep It PG-13 Everybody! :D

Example 1:
So I bought a chair instead!

Example 2:
That's why I never wear coats.
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Titles, Awards, And Other Achievements
Certified Laforeia Defender And Duck Loyalist QUACK
Professional Dumbass
Government Approved Joke Understanding Degree (Can Understand And Make Jokes)
Certified Meme Poster (Not Necessarily GOOD)
Master’s Degree In Cringe
I only have 7 lines, and have counted. In advance for any reports that could be made.
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Cuba 2022 RP
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 416
Founded: Sep 12, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cuba 2022 RP » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:31 am

It wanted to get to the other side
Puppet of Wallowis

Spanish leader realises France wasn't at war for the past two months as he had previously thought | The United Socialist Provinces of Central America proclaimed after twelve-day war between the Central American Unification Community and El Salvador, Panama, and Costa Rica | American blockade begins to wane as they also start collapsing | Famine in Cuba as China collapses, America refuses to lift embargo | Israel changes vote in favour of Cuba, America officially condemned by every single country for blockade | Cuban protests real now, not just American colour revolution, says Putin
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 349
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:31 am

But what about James?
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Extended forum sig: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1891490
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
*Tap Tap* Is my Microphone on? Yea, it's on. Hello world, welcome to the news, and happy pride month!| New Bames Jond movie out. | Officials finally remember its pride month. | Should "Mother anarchy loves her sons" be changed to "Comrade anarchy loves their childern"?

IC, I play as The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU). The USSVU is basically a german space USSR.
OOC (Unless stated otherwise) I play as The Vooperian Union, A SpikeViper inspired nation that I send most GE&T purchases to.
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Floofybit
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5240
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:32 am

An investigator
Religious demibisexual male furry who really, really loves fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story
Safety > Freedom
Woof
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Floofybit
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5240
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:33 am

A delegator
Religious demibisexual male furry who really, really loves fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story
Safety > Freedom
Woof
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Floofybit
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5240
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Floofybit » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:34 am

An instigator
Religious demibisexual male furry who really, really loves fruit
Foxlington News
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his story
Safety > Freedom
Woof
"Gotta be some Disneyland style utopia for either people and dogs or... anthropomorphic animals."
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Barcus Nation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Barcus Nation » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:36 am

He is a Cheetah
-Just Your Average Nation based on a random cartoon character
All My major Alts in one image
Jake the Dog, and Fin the Human
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ),
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The Astral Mandate
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1442
Founded: Nov 30, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Astral Mandate » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:38 am

It was too heavy to take to the British museum
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MT, borderline PMT (Year: 2023)
Founder of the Rigel Pact, an organization dedicated to, basically, spreading peace and preventing the apocalypse.
Co- Founder of the Agricultural Research Organization, dedicated to producing the best fruit varieties in the world.
Left/Right: -7.25
Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.74
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The Merry-Men
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 175
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Merry-Men » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:54 am

...and then she said 'the Aristocrats'.
Welcome to Merryland; hiring extemely depressed teenagers as truck drivers and pilots since 2015!

Theme for the Merrymen

TL;DR 'we live in a society"-type nihilist anarchist terrorist group evolved from a street gang in London that embraces violence, detests conformity and the law, and pride themselves out of committing crimes, getting into mischief and acting out their most depraved and extravagant desires in order to bring about the downfall of society... just for a bit of fun.
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Walo
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 13, 2023
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Walo » Wed Mar 29, 2023 10:00 am

He just needed a little space.
Who needs signatures? Lmao
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Barcus Nation
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Barcus Nation » Wed Mar 29, 2023 10:01 am

He Retired
-Just Your Average Nation based on a random cartoon character
All My major Alts in one image
Jake the Dog, and Fin the Human
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ),
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Huffmania
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Jul 15, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Huffmania » Wed Mar 29, 2023 10:02 am

How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
Huffmania is a state atheist, state capitalist technocracy in Central Europe known for its totalitarianism
Flag and banner are not mine, huffmania does not represent my actual views and NS stats and policies are not canon.

IRL beliefs: Vermont progressive party
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 349
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:09 pm

Now I call THAT a crime!
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Extended forum sig: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1891490
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
*Tap Tap* Is my Microphone on? Yea, it's on. Hello world, welcome to the news, and happy pride month!| New Bames Jond movie out. | Officials finally remember its pride month. | Should "Mother anarchy loves her sons" be changed to "Comrade anarchy loves their childern"?

IC, I play as The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU). The USSVU is basically a german space USSR.
OOC (Unless stated otherwise) I play as The Vooperian Union, A SpikeViper inspired nation that I send most GE&T purchases to.
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Kranistan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Kranistan » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:11 pm

I guess he got to see them after all.
Just your regular fascist hellscape
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Cokoland
Envoy
 
Posts: 288
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cokoland » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:31 pm

That's what the doctor told me.
insert signature here
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Buhers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buhers » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:33 pm

The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck outta here."
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⠀THE EMPIRE OF BUHERS⠀⠀⠀"I CRAPPED MYSELF"⠀
insulamia stole my lunch money (and sig)
update: crisis averted
Buherin Worldbuilding Broadcast • Live whenever I damn well please | Buhers downgraded from early FT to late PMT due to complications with scientific accuracy, despite the fact that most late-stage PMT science is just as speculative as FT science is | Buherin solar system undergoes revamp; national flag redesigned to fit retcon | Factbooks regarding the heavenly bodies of the Buherin solar system to be published "soon", reports say | NS stats and policies selected for new Shitfuck II Mun mission; estimated success rate 0%
goofy ahh
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LFPD Soveriegn
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby LFPD Soveriegn » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:34 pm

“And that’s why I prefer whole-freshly grown orphans”
The Greater Empire Of LFPD Sovereign
“Willst du en totalen krieg!?”
Summary: WHO GAVE THE MONARCHISTS THE COMMIE MANIFESTO!? *looks up* AND SPACESHIPS!/
Free News.co
S.A.F Mobilising? Find out more at sov.gov | Another Avian Crew dies in tank testing, Clara's Kingdom Condemns, nothing changes. | TS-D1 Tank Destroyer and TS-44 Tankette extremely effective in combat!
The guy who got the Vatican Flag fixed. (Any month now!)
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Puertego
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Feb 18, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Puertego » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:34 pm

The last one to have a dream got shot
NS stats and policies not cannon




RP region I'm in here, feel free to TG me if you have any questions about it
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Paberia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Mar 16, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Paberia » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:37 pm

Because you can’t C it
Paberia is a medium sized country in Western Africa founded by freed American slaves after the end of the American civil war, Paberia values freedom and justice to all and maintains a stable government, with a strong economy and military, and low levels of corruption.
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The Great Nevada Overlord
Diplomat
 
Posts: 504
Founded: Apr 28, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Nevada Overlord » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:39 pm

And that's why I'm called the "bathroom buddy".
Welcome To The Great Nevada Overlord! Enjoy Your Stay!
I am an American liberal, I like debates and long walks on the beach. Even though I don't consider myself a Socialist, that is my closest ideology.
The Great Nevada Overlord is a large nation located on the western side of North America, it borders the United States in the east, Canada in the north, and Mexico in the south. It is a very closed off nation, with no legal immigration or emigration. Freedoms are practically nonexistent. The people are kept in the dark and are told that the rest of the world (especially the United States) are coming for them.
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The Grand Fifth Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 337
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Grand Fifth Imperium » Wed Mar 29, 2023 3:40 pm

the woman replied and said, "which way?"
I'm here primarily for the issues, although I like posting in General because Waffles truly are better than Pancakes.

If you see me spending unhealthy amounts of time in NSG or F7, please remind me to work on my factbooks.
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Rhanukhan
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:04 pm

"Better Nate than lever!" he yelled, and ran over the snake.
Halfway between Venus and Mars
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6329
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:06 pm

Your mum
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The United Penguin Commonwealth
Minister
 
Posts: 3394
Founded: Feb 01, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby The United Penguin Commonwealth » Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:08 pm

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
linux > windows

@ruleofthree@universeodon.com
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New Temecula
Envoy
 
Posts: 249
Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Temecula » Wed Mar 29, 2023 4:08 pm

And he was never seen again...
An ostrich approves (•<•)=b
He/him please
It's an ostrich on the flag, not an emu! >:(
I still ponder this question: What does a maxberry taste like?
I am accepting art helpers.
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