[JOKE] Condemn Max Barry

[Urine Town]

The Security Council

ACKNOWLEDGES the fact that Max Barry was responsible for creating NationStates as a website back in the year 2002

RECOGNIZES however, that there is plenty about Max Barry that is unknown at the moment. We need answers, and what better way than an SC post to torture a confession out of him

DISSAPOINTED with the amount of time between issues. It has been shortened to 6 hours, but it is still too long. We need an issue at least once every 2 minutes. And a whole stream of new issues so people don’t get bored answering the same ones.

UPSET at the fact that a war mechanic has not been added to NationStates outside of RP threads. We need war added to the game, Max! Immediately!

IRRITATED at how we STILL DON’T KNOW the nation behind Max Barry. Seriously, it’s been 20 years and we still have no evidence!

WHY THE HELL WONT YOU LET US change the name of our nation after it has been established. This fix will take all of 30 seconds out of your schedule

SHOCKED when Max Barry chose to crash the NS servers during the holiday season. He was probably laughing like a psychopath while in the process of doing so

BELIEVING that Max has more than enough time to fix the issues above, but instead chooses to lounge around doing nothing but crash NS and make a few April Fools’ jokes, while us at the Security Council have to do the thankless job of bettering NationStates.

DEMANDING that Max Barry pay us for taking time out of our busy lives to write these declarations

HEREBY CONDEMNS Max Barry

[Ard al Islam]

Don't forget to condemn him for refusing to let us change our names.

[Orcuo]

Full Support

[Improper Classifications]

https://www.nationstates.net/page=boney ... ax%20barry
Unfortunately you can’t condemn a CTEd nation

[Buhers]

IRRITATED at how we STILL DON’T KNOW the nation behind Max Barry. Seriously, it’s been 20 years and we still have no evidence!

Doesn't he control Testlandia? Otherwise full support.

[Cachard Calia]

XD

don't forget his counterpart Bax Marry probably being a victim of impersonation

[Zanderlock]

The Security Council

ACKNOWLEDGES the fact that Max Barry was responsible for creating NationStates as a website back in the year 2002

RECOGNIZES however, that there is plenty about Max Barry that is unknown at the moment. We need answers, and what better way than an SC post to torture a confession out of him

DISSAPOINTED with the amount of time between issues. It has been shortened to 6 hours, but it is still too long. We need an issue at least once every 2 minutes. And a whole stream of new issues so people don’t get bored answering the same ones.

UPSET at the fact that a war mechanic has not been added to NationStates outside of RP threads. We need war added to the game, Max! Immediately!

IRRITATED at how we STILL DON’T KNOW the nation behind Max Barry. Seriously, it’s been 20 years and we still have no evidence!

WHY THE HELL WONT YOU LET US change the name of our nation after it has been established. This fix will take all of 30 seconds out of your schedule

SHOCKED when Max Barry chose to crash the NS servers during the holiday season. He was probably laughing like a psychopath while in the process of doing so

BELIEVING that Max has more than enough time to fix the issues above, but instead chooses to lounge around doing nothing but crash NS and make a few April Fools’ jokes, while us at the Security Council have to do the thankless job of bettering NationStates.

DEMANDING that Max Barry pay us for taking time out of our busy lives to write these declarations

HEREBY CONDEMNS Max Barry

Full Support

[New Temecula]

Here's the real question: What does a maxberry taste like?

[Algieres]

The Security Council

ACKNOWLEDGES the fact that Max Barry was responsible for creating NationStates as a website back in the year 2002

RECOGNIZES however, that there is plenty about Max Barry that is unknown at the moment. We need answers, and what better way than an SC post to torture a confession out of him

DISSAPOINTED with the amount of time between issues. It has been shortened to 6 hours, but it is still too long. We need an issue at least once every 2 minutes. And a whole stream of new issues so people don’t get bored answering the same ones.

UPSET at the fact that a war mechanic has not been added to NationStates outside of RP threads. We need war added to the game, Max! Immediately!

IRRITATED at how we STILL DON’T KNOW the nation behind Max Barry. Seriously, it’s been 20 years and we still have no evidence!

WHY THE HELL WONT YOU LET US change the name of our nation after it has been established. This fix will take all of 30 seconds out of your schedule

SHOCKED when Max Barry chose to crash the NS servers during the holiday season. He was probably laughing like a psychopath while in the process of doing so

BELIEVING that Max has more than enough time to fix the issues above, but instead chooses to lounge around doing nothing but crash NS and make a few April Fools’ jokes, while us at the Security Council have to do the thankless job of bettering NationStates.

DEMANDING that Max Barry pay us for taking time out of our busy lives to write these declarations

HEREBY CONDEMNS Max Barry

Full support! No way this could be taken down!

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Dammit, what’s that line? Oh yes - jokes are supposed to be funny. Whining and whingeing not so much.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

Condemn Max Barry

Fun fact, Max Barry was apparently its own nation back in the day (just like Maxtopia!), so if the nation was still alive you actually could've condemned them!

...whether or not the player behind that account was actually him is up for debate though >.<

[Name 0]

ahaha good joke

[Tangatarehua]

Dammit, what’s that line? Oh yes - jokes are supposed to be funny. Whining and whingeing not so much.

You must be great at parties.

[Atlantiumia]

wow, imagine if this managed to get on vote

[Trivalve]

Dammit, what’s that line? Oh yes - jokes are supposed to be funny. Whining and whingeing not so much.

You must be great at parties.

He is very fun at parties, but if you were invited you would have known that

[The Astral Mandate]

IRRITATED at how we STILL DON’T KNOW the nation behind Max Barry. Seriously, it’s been 20 years and we still have no evidence!

Doesn't he control Testlandia? Otherwise full support.

What about Violet? The fact that it's not even a nation (technically) points to something.

[Roavin]

WHY THE HELL WONT YOU LET US change the name of our nation after it has been established. This fix will take all of 30 seconds out of your schedule

As stated in the FAQ, NS internally identifies nations with their name and not with some other identifier. It's not a 30 second change, and instead would require reworking most of NS' sizable code base. That's time better spent doing things like fixing bugs and adding new features like the upcoming Frontiers/Strongholds.

[Past beans]

WHY THE HELL WONT YOU LET US change the name of our nation after it has been established. This fix will take all of 30 seconds out of your schedule

As stated in the FAQ, NS internally identifies nations with their name and not with some other identifier. It's not a 30 second change, and instead would require reworking most of NS' sizable code base. That's time better spent doing things like fixing bugs and adding new features like the upcoming Frontiers/Strongholds.

plus, those 30 seconds it might've taken could be the most important 30 seconds! we just don't know...

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

You must be great at parties.

He is very fun at parties, but if you were invited you would have known that

Oh, burn moment.

Nice snark, I approve.

[Trivalve]

He is very fun at parties, but if you were invited you would have known that

Oh, burn moment.

Nice snark, I approve.

Thanks BBD

But yeah you are right, this is basically a rant about his problems with the site veiled under the illusion of a "joke". I think the quote was there is always some truth behind a joke.

[Lile Ulie Islands]

No. If you were unaware, the Security Council is for actual business.

[Aicrowian Canada]

This has my full support, This guy deserves a medal

[Coregia]

Best Security Council Resolution Ever

[Zanderlock]

If it is such a bad thing, then why haven’t the mods taken it down yet? Think about that before anybody ruins a joke

[Chef Big Dog]

This is really funny. No one has done this before.