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Fields of the Apostles
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Ex-Nation

Give BL a object

Postby Fields of the Apostles » Mon Mar 06, 2023 1:55 pm

Yup another one of these Leader ones, But you have to give BL any object of your choice and they have to react to it

for example

N1: BL receives a guitar

N2: :Thanks dude for the guitar"
- Leader 2
Bl receives a puppy

N3: "Awwww"
- Leader 3
BL receives a cool drink
etc.
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i will start

BL receives a homemade replica of a british longbow
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We are happy to declare that we are the bad guys... what do you expect we are just that pure Evil

We are an infinite swarm of statue-esque dragons that live in a infinite plane of reality.
we raid other universes and kidnap planets for our dragon goddess Cruel Judge Escaton

all apostle priest are sadist, except this one
There is a Apostle Priest named Steve, Steve like other Priests he likes collecting things he finds interesting from raided planets.
But one thing he loves doing the most is giving other Apostle Priests a head start on their collections, giving them some of his favorite trinkets and tell them the best planets to look for treasure in. He also makes anybody around him happy, Escaton herself acknowledges him as the friendliest Apostle, in FotA.
So, say Hi to Steve for he is precious!

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Afriopoludizopolebut
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Founded: Mar 02, 2023
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Postby Afriopoludizopolebut » Mon Mar 06, 2023 1:59 pm

thanks
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Undemocacy
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Posts: 342
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby Undemocacy » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:00 pm

"do you want to see if I can still hit an apple off the top of someones head with one of these?"

ninjad doing AN now: "This is inhumane to say the least... But it does look cool so we can ignore that"



BL gets a tungsten cube.
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Past Tech, Modern Tech, Post Modern tech. Yeah the history was weird, also maybe fantasy tech according to Sebrenskiya who said etrouts are FanT.
Update: I ended up outlasting Sebrenskiya which means the Etrout are PMT again!
Tier: 10
Type: 9 (though I don't control all of my home planet)
Class: 0.6666666
According to this index:

I used to use NS stats, but then I read them and I don't anymore.
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[pre]this is how all those people do compact news things, pretty neat I think[/pre]

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Eragon Island
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Posts: 1275
Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:03 pm

AH! THAT ALMOST CRUSHED ME!"
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BL gets a Flak Canon from Star Wars
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Fields of the Apostles
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Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fields of the Apostles » Mon Mar 06, 2023 5:53 pm

"This is useless to me, but thank you mortal"
-Escaton
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A Warping stone, basically a portal creating rock
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We are happy to declare that we are the bad guys... what do you expect we are just that pure Evil

We are an infinite swarm of statue-esque dragons that live in a infinite plane of reality.
we raid other universes and kidnap planets for our dragon goddess Cruel Judge Escaton

all apostle priest are sadist, except this one
There is a Apostle Priest named Steve, Steve like other Priests he likes collecting things he finds interesting from raided planets.
But one thing he loves doing the most is giving other Apostle Priests a head start on their collections, giving them some of his favorite trinkets and tell them the best planets to look for treasure in. He also makes anybody around him happy, Escaton herself acknowledges him as the friendliest Apostle, in FotA.
So, say Hi to Steve for he is precious!

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Fields of the Apostles
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Founded: Feb 15, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Fields of the Apostles » Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:13 pm

/bump
We are happy to declare that we are the bad guys... what do you expect we are just that pure Evil

We are an infinite swarm of statue-esque dragons that live in a infinite plane of reality.
we raid other universes and kidnap planets for our dragon goddess Cruel Judge Escaton

all apostle priest are sadist, except this one
There is a Apostle Priest named Steve, Steve like other Priests he likes collecting things he finds interesting from raided planets.
But one thing he loves doing the most is giving other Apostle Priests a head start on their collections, giving them some of his favorite trinkets and tell them the best planets to look for treasure in. He also makes anybody around him happy, Escaton herself acknowledges him as the friendliest Apostle, in FotA.
So, say Hi to Steve for he is precious!

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Spiritkin Village
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Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 04, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Spiritkin Village » Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:47 pm

"I would be more than happy to give this to a fair king, but thank you"
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A Flower that can only be found in our world
A small DND inspired village, if you are confused about words just search them up with DND on the end of them
We are the goody two shoes of Nationstates
FanT, obviously
Totally not sponsered by Barcus Nation

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Washington-Columbia
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Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:50 pm

"Jesus Christ, why does this flower smells like its very magical and peaceful, why?

-Alexander

A Nintendo Switch is handed to YL.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

Million, Billion, Trillion, Rillion! -Dr Seuss's Hitler
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Procrast
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Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Procrast » Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:07 pm

"thanks, now i can play the game I'm supposed to be in on the go"
- Sans
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I'll gift you a cardboard box
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.

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The Select Seminary for Young Ladies
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 22, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Select Seminary for Young Ladies » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:55 pm

Procrast wrote:I'll gift you a cardboard box

Becky
Image
Orphan, scullery-maid, household drudge

A box! Oh, thank you kindly, sir, I know a box like this don' mean much to you probably, but rats chewed through the last box I had for my things an' I haven't had time or money to get somethin' new for 'em. I don' have much I mean, but I like to keep my things off the floor if I can. Gotta stay at least a little civilized, right?



For BN: Your Leader receives a copy of Thomas Carlyle's three-volume The French Revolution: A History in YL's preferred format (paperback, hardback, digital, audio, etc.).
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Hum Acans Karky
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Founded: Mar 07, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Hum Acans Karky » Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:57 pm

tanks
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Pictura
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Posts: 5
Founded: Mar 07, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Pictura » Wed Mar 08, 2023 9:23 pm

thanks

BL gets a live Picturan carp, one of the most beautiful ones in fact.
The Community of Pictura
"Dream, hope, aspire"

Personal nation, not much lore.
Swordtails

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Loli Christians
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Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Loli Christians » Wed Mar 08, 2023 9:31 pm

Thank you. We need this for our annual Fish Fry every March in Lolicon City

BN gets a Nazirinator (a device I invented that locates all fascists and white supremacists within a given location)
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Bruhssians
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Founded: Nov 27, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Bruhssians » Wed Mar 08, 2023 9:34 pm

Thank you, now we can track if any fascist state is around.



BN gets a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War book
This is a regular signature. I have no idea what to add here because I am dumb. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

News: A humanoid looking beast that looks like an animal called a wolf was shot dead by Bruhssian soldiers near the border. It is suspected that the creature came from a country that allows the existence of such creatures.

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Bruhssians
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Founded: Nov 27, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Bruhssians » Wed Mar 08, 2023 9:36 pm

Procrast wrote:"thanks, now i can play the game I'm supposed to be in on the go"
- Sans
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I'll gift you a cardboard box

AYO Sans is the leader or Procrast??!
This is a regular signature. I have no idea what to add here because I am dumb. ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭

News: A humanoid looking beast that looks like an animal called a wolf was shot dead by Bruhssian soldiers near the border. It is suspected that the creature came from a country that allows the existence of such creatures.

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Fields of the Apostles
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Ex-Nation

Postby Fields of the Apostles » Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:28 pm

Add that to my universal Library





BN gets King Kong on their side
We are happy to declare that we are the bad guys... what do you expect we are just that pure Evil

We are an infinite swarm of statue-esque dragons that live in a infinite plane of reality.
we raid other universes and kidnap planets for our dragon goddess Cruel Judge Escaton

all apostle priest are sadist, except this one
There is a Apostle Priest named Steve, Steve like other Priests he likes collecting things he finds interesting from raided planets.
But one thing he loves doing the most is giving other Apostle Priests a head start on their collections, giving them some of his favorite trinkets and tell them the best planets to look for treasure in. He also makes anybody around him happy, Escaton herself acknowledges him as the friendliest Apostle, in FotA.
So, say Hi to Steve for he is precious!

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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 415
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:20 pm

King Kong, a free propaganda machine, a military power and a bodyguard to throw any assassins to the spire of the Empire State Building in NY.


A piece of the Berlin Wall.
CBC N5 Weekly News:
High Speed Rail Line starts construction between San Francisco and Redding - Trailer for Halcyon Finale Movie gains 40 million viewers in 36 hours - Most wreckage of Papuan Airliner Recovered SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Law passed declaring ROC as the True China and establishing relations with Bhutan as 'Tibet'

Million, Billion, Trillion, Rillion! -Dr Seuss's Hitler
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL

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Eragon Island
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Founded: Dec 07, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:19 am

Break it up and put use it for road
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A six-pack of Aphid Milk Beer
NSStats have been dissolved in Chaos (Save Timber Woodchipping). Policies are Canon (NO CAPITALISM!)
Summer Vacation. I won't be on as often. :(

New Favorite Site (For Colors]
I have become addicted to eating turkey, mustard, and cheese sandwiches. Help.

Puppets: Prehistoric Chaos New Lithuanian-Latvia Lands
-The Moss
-Musclemanland
-United Squid Commonwealth
-New Reno (Or other such cities)
-Tartarus

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Malikito
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Founded: Feb 17, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Malikito » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:22 am

What... Is this?

Paper.

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Great United States
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 448
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great United States » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:26 am

''uh....hmmmmm....thanks i guess,paper is a little outdated in our nation''

-Ernest Jeremy




a small,spherical hologram-deploying drone
CYBERPUNK AMERICA

Current year:2044 AD
Host of ASDAF airshow
The US but more European influenced and extra fancy
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Corporate Office jobs?Advanced Biotech?the CFUS has it all!
Columbia Times:|Music Radio|SWF begins carpet bombing the New Iroqouis State territories|New cohort of FRMC marines graduate from Rhode Square military academy|SJ head of national diet and NJ shogun meet in liberty hall for the first time in 10 years|Weather: 35.8C in D.C,10.9C in Cascadia City,34.9C in New Athens

Japan-esque America
Ordem EtProsperitas
Factbook Renaissance in progress

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Aguila de Oro
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Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 03, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Aguila de Oro » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:28 am

"This looks pretty useful. Shall send to the military to make more of these"


a man-portable railgun
"Nature's hardships shall make those who go through impossible to shatter until their dying breath."
-Cain Lenoeses, c. 1854

NS stats arent canon lol

if you want to look at factbooks, let me make your 3 minutes of reading easier
also too lazy to capitalize my sentences

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New Stonkopolis
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Posts: 152
Founded: Sep 20, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby New Stonkopolis » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:29 am

"Beautiful, absolutely beautiful!"
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BL receives a suitcase, which contains a New York Style Pizza, a Heineken bottle, a million Stonkpapers, and the newest IPhone 20.
For some reason, I go to a thread, say something, and it just stops doing stuff. Weird...
A little capitalist man stands on the plains, in the wind. You ask, "Who are you?" He speaks, "Why must you know? I came here, waiting for you." You ask "Why, then?" He says, "To contact you about your car's extended warranty." You start running, but he yells out "You can't escape your extended warranty!"
Quick! GANGSTA’S PARADISE! Song
WELCOME TO THE MENTAL MONEY MAKERS OF NEW STONKOPOLIS!
Here, we Worship money!
Quote of the month:
DeMoNiC SaTaN wrote:Stonk's back the eye-killing game but got an upgrade!
10/10

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Gaellica
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Posts: 16
Founded: Feb 18, 2023
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Gaellica » Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:32 am

"Hmm, maybe Joel will like this."

BL gets an action figure of Historic Hero and staunch Leftist Darren Aliounne, along with an electric car
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAA=<>= Republic of Gaelliegea =<>=AWAZAAAAAAAAAAA
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Narland
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Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:15 pm

Gaellica wrote:"Hmm, maybe Joel will like this."

BL gets an action figure of Historic Hero and staunch Leftist Darren Aliounne, along with an electric car

"Keen. I have a large collection of Action Figures. I brought some to the Presidential Office with me." President Hamilton-Two Bear (H2B) holds up an action figure of the Narland paragon, Captain Commonwealth. The President continues, "Aliounne will go well behind the Presidential Desk on the topmost left shelf next to Trotsky, Derrida, Foucault, Megalotron, Dr. Decimator, Homicidal Greeniac, and The Giggler."

President H2B grabs the keycard to the EV, and takes it for a spin. "Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!."



BL receives from the President of the Commonwealth of Narland a high-tech, mid-tech, and low tech item:
1. a Gibson brand Psionatronix 5000 non-invasive neurolink headband and Computer Interface Module to interactively thinkcast on the Internet/Matrix.
2. a mahogany lock and key gift box containing a twin set of Ma Quagg & Sons commemorative 10.5 mm single-action self-loading pistols (Glock styling with Browning action), and 4 empty magazines. Included are coupons for 50% off of a Stampede brand small caliber pistol cleaning kit; 75% off of the purchase of 50 rounds of Shokkenaw brand standard 10.5 mm pistol ammo; and 2 free 4 week training courses from the Ranger contingent of the Narland Embassy .
3. A box containing an unbranded Amish made desktop Hobo stove, a bag of compressed pine pellets, and with a dozen DIY Smores packages.
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Great United States
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Posts: 448
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great United States » Mon Mar 13, 2023 10:31 am

"Oooh.....fancy new tech......anyways what's this box?.....oh......well....I could keep the scores for later..."

-Ernest Jeremy




A Keycard to an apartment in the higher class districts in the CFUS' most prestigious city(Cascadia City)
CYBERPUNK AMERICA

Current year:2044 AD
Host of ASDAF airshow
The US but more European influenced and extra fancy
IC name:Continental Free United States
embassy here
Corporate Office jobs?Advanced Biotech?the CFUS has it all!
Columbia Times:|Music Radio|SWF begins carpet bombing the New Iroqouis State territories|New cohort of FRMC marines graduate from Rhode Square military academy|SJ head of national diet and NJ shogun meet in liberty hall for the first time in 10 years|Weather: 35.8C in D.C,10.9C in Cascadia City,34.9C in New Athens

Japan-esque America
Ordem EtProsperitas
Factbook Renaissance in progress

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