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Chickens and a pipebombs for sale, Great PRICE!!!

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South Guarma
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Chickens and a pipebombs for sale, Great PRICE!!!

Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:15 pm

Due to recent sanctions from international community and a war against us, the great nation of south Guarma is having a financial crisis, so we are having a grand sale of Chicken and pipeboms we wanted to use for pranks, a great deal buy two chickens get a pipe bomb for free!!! amazing price just 10.99 for a chicken and 25.99 for a pipe bomb! NO RETURN!!!
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Biosyn Genetics
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:16 pm

South Guarma wrote:Due to recent sanctions from international community and a war against us, the great nation of south Guarma is having a financial crisis, so we are having a grand sale of Chicken and pipeboms we wanted to use for pranks, a great deal buy two chickens get a pipe bomb for free!!! amazing price just 10.99 for a chicken and 25.99 for a pipe bomb! NO RETURN!!!

Is there a way I can get just the pipe bombs with no chicken?
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

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The Acolyte Confederacy
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Postby The Acolyte Confederacy » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:19 pm

can I get some taco shells with the chicken and pipebombs?
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South Guarma
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:42 pm

sure thing
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Postby Southeast Marajarbia » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:48 pm

Marajarbia officially condemns the sale of pipe bombs, citing the dangers of possessing multiple at once.
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:52 pm

I’ll buy a dozen pipe bombs with no chicken.
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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The Astral Mandate
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Postby The Astral Mandate » Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:59 pm

*IRA moment*
I would take this off the market*.
If the pipe bombs are used in a manner violating international law, you will be held accountable.
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The Acolyte Confederacy
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Postby The Acolyte Confederacy » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:02 pm

South Guarma wrote:sure thing

alright ill take 1000
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The Acolyte Confederacy
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Postby The Acolyte Confederacy » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:03 pm

The Astral Mandate wrote:*IRA moment*
I would take this off the market.
If the pipe bombs are used in a manner violating international law, you will be held accountable.
This message was brought to you by the IRA, a sector of the Rigel Pact.

ignore me being here, the pipebombs are for recreational use only
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Postby The Astral Mandate » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:04 pm

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:
The Astral Mandate wrote:*IRA moment*
I would take this off the market.
If the pipe bombs are used in a manner violating international law, you will be held accountable.
This message was brought to you by the IRA, a sector of the Rigel Pact.

ignore me being here, the pipebombs are for recreational use only

Understood. Do not make me regret this statement of approval.
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Postby Sorcery » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:05 pm

ok can I have 2 chickens plz

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Postby Anti-void » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:06 pm

I would like 5 chickens with 10 Pipe bombs in all of them.
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:08 pm

I want a hundred pipe bombs, I do not care if the chicken is included or not.
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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Postby Wawa Cat Republic » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:09 pm

I would like 89 chickens and 29 pipe-bombs please.
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:15 pm

Biosyn Genetics wrote:I want a hundred pipe bombs, I do not care if the chicken is included or not.


ok sure you can have them for uhh Recreational use yeah
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:19 pm

Wawa Cat Republic wrote:I would like 89 chickens and 29 pipe-bombs please.

ok
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Biosyn Genetics
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:20 pm

South Guarma wrote:
Biosyn Genetics wrote:I want a hundred pipe bombs, I do not care if the chicken is included or not.


ok sure you can have them for uhh Recreational use yeah

I’m only using them for tests to make better bombs to sell for money.
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:22 pm

Biosyn Genetics wrote:
South Guarma wrote:
ok sure you can have them for uhh Recreational use yeah

I’m only using them for tests to make better bombs to sell for money.

Great there is your order sir, have a great day (END WHAT I STARTED)
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:23 pm

South Guarma wrote:
Biosyn Genetics wrote:I’m only using them for tests to make better bombs to sell for money.

Great there is your order sir, have a great day (END WHAT I STARTED)

Can we get a weekly delivering of 100 pipe bombs?
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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South Guarma
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:28 pm

Biosyn Genetics wrote:
South Guarma wrote:Great there is your order sir, have a great day (END WHAT I STARTED)

Can we get a weekly delivering of 100 pipe bombs?

sure thing im sure this is not against any sort of law and doesn't make me an illegal arms dealer so we will constantly supply you BUT NO RETURN USED OR NO|T DOESNT MATTER

sign here please
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:31 pm

South Guarma wrote:
Biosyn Genetics wrote:Can we get a weekly delivering of 100 pipe bombs?

sure thing im sure this is not against any sort of law and doesn't make me an illegal arms dealer so we will constantly supply you BUT NO RETURN USED OR NO|T DOESNT MATTER

sign here please

We can cancel the trade whenever we want though right?
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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Postby South Guarma » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:45 pm

Biosyn Genetics wrote:
South Guarma wrote:sure thing im sure this is not against any sort of law and doesn't make me an illegal arms dealer so we will constantly supply you BUT NO RETURN USED OR NO|T DOESNT MATTER

sign here please

We can cancel the trade whenever we want though right?

NO you must pay untill the world ends
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Postby Biosyn Genetics » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:48 pm

South Guarma wrote:
Biosyn Genetics wrote:We can cancel the trade whenever we want though right?

NO you must pay untill the world ends

Alright no I’m not doing the trade then because I don’t want to be still spending money on pipe bombs when I don’t need them anymore, I’m fine with the one time trade.
Jurassic World universe except the accident in the first movie never happened and the Indominus Rex is successfully put out for tourist sighting, the company of Biosyn Genetics takes over Isla Nublar and Sorna, the company rises to dominate over the DNA and Technology industry and besides dinosaurs produces Pharmaceutical goods like Cancer Treatments, medical pills, and other things.

Biosyn News - Tropical Storm to soon hit Isla Nublar, Park will soon be closed for a week do to the potential severeness of the Storm, Isla Sorna will remain partially open though - Biosyn Releases official plans  to build another Jurassic World in Southern Germany
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Postby St pheasant islands » Sun Feb 26, 2023 11:28 pm

Biosyn Genetics wrote:
South Guarma wrote:NO you must pay untill the world ends

Alright no I’m not doing the trade then because I don’t want to be still spending money on pipe bombs when I don’t need them anymore, I’m fine with the one time trade.

too bad its already signed
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Postby Sheizou » Mon Feb 27, 2023 9:01 am

Do you accept trades in resources, If so I would like 3 pipebombs and 1 chicken
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