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Enhancee
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Posts: 33
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

AN Man

Postby Enhancee » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:12 pm

Based on what the above nation looks like from their factbooks, try to make a Florida Man-like article headline for them.

Examples:
America (Florida): I exist
Soviet Union: Florida man exploits the workers, finds himself awake overseas
UK: Soviet man has a second potato, bad things come for him innit
China: UK man breaks into tea store, finds nothing but bingqiling
Brazil: China person eats rat, inspires new meal at restaurants in country
Robot: 0010101001, 10010111010101001010010101010
Australia: G’day, robot mate order to play dirigidoo, drowns himself in the pacific instead

UCP man causes [redacted] in [redcated], [this entire thing is redacted]
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
Oh lord. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: “Edibles” are being consumed and causing health problems in urban centers - 50s transistor radios become a trend again, 4 million sold on first day - Kiapha man kills guy legally named “God”, saying “God is dead” - (COMMERCIAL: Purchase an insulin extractor for the low cost of 1909 Cehoes!) - Mass grave uncovered, archaeologist from all over come to site - Weather | SEVERE FLOODING IN BAECEHO, STAY INDOORS AND STANDBY FOR FURTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS | - Brought to you bY ECB News and Current Events
WATCH 王様戦隊キングオージャー COMING OUT ON MARCH 5TH
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Istastioner
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Posts: 260
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Istastioner » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:14 pm

Enhancee Man runs for 55,000 Miles to get away from his wife.
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Misdainana
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Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 01, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Misdainana » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:16 pm

Istastioner Man become President
UNITED REPUBLIC OF MISDAINANA

Main: Overview/History/Map
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 247
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:18 pm

Misdainana wrote:Istastioner Man become President

Misdainana Man Hates Spheres Now
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The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Nomayuki
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Posts: 139
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:21 pm

Misdainana man plays Roblox because of the Vice President's name
ninja'd
Ashotu man makes someone touch a an Ashotunese gun. The person dies slowly.
(BN, read my factbooks please)
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☭ THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NOMAYUKI ☭
(CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED, SOME NAMES MAY BE CHANGED)


He/Him (Please don't call me "they/them")
Christian
Trying to be polite
"The P. R. of Nomayuki" is simply an April Fools Prank.


THE PEOPLE'S NEWS | April 1, 2023 | Comrade President Ikuzu visits school in Jevenchja Oblast, students overjoyed by his presence | Further developments in Leningrad and Stalingrad | Teenagers from Florida Oblast take to the streets to protest the Communist Government | Iran tries to invade the P. R. of Turkmenistan for the fourth time
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DeMoNiC SaTaN
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Posts: 113
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC SaTaN » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:21 pm

Ashotu Man succumbs to the cult of Ashotu
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastrination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar
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Istastioner
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Posts: 260
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Istastioner » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:23 pm

DeMoNiC SaTaN man Kidnaps an Alligator who he thinks is working with the Illuminati
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Washington-Columbia
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Posts: 340
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:24 pm

Istastioner Man kidnaps 78 species of eagles to make Istastioner "more diverse."
CBC N5 Weekly News:
Samara Yoshida found to have escaped North America - Missing Jackson Abraham found in Kobe after 19 years - Final Death toll of Papuan Airliner crash is 193
SPECIAL NEWS REPORT: Report: Santa Marie Nightclub Shooter sentenced to life in prison without parole

MN Represents most of my beliefs minus the leader's rudeness, no multi-thoughts, and herding.
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Nomayuki
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Posts: 139
Founded: Jul 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nomayuki » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:28 pm

DeMoNiC SaTaN wrote:Ashotu Man succumbs to the cult of Ashotu

you got ninja'd
/skipme
☭ THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF NOMAYUKI ☭
(CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED, SOME NAMES MAY BE CHANGED)


He/Him (Please don't call me "they/them")
Christian
Trying to be polite
"The P. R. of Nomayuki" is simply an April Fools Prank.


THE PEOPLE'S NEWS | April 1, 2023 | Comrade President Ikuzu visits school in Jevenchja Oblast, students overjoyed by his presence | Further developments in Leningrad and Stalingrad | Teenagers from Florida Oblast take to the streets to protest the Communist Government | Iran tries to invade the P. R. of Turkmenistan for the fourth time
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 247
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:28 pm

Nomayuki wrote:
DeMoNiC SaTaN wrote:Ashotu Man succumbs to the cult of Ashotu

you got ninja'd
/skipme

And you got Ninjad too
/skipme
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Enhancee » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:30 pm

Washington Columbian man sleeps on a tree, becomes the mother of squirrels.
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The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
Oh lord. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: “Edibles” are being consumed and causing health problems in urban centers - 50s transistor radios become a trend again, 4 million sold on first day - Kiapha man kills guy legally named “God”, saying “God is dead” - (COMMERCIAL: Purchase an insulin extractor for the low cost of 1909 Cehoes!) - Mass grave uncovered, archaeologist from all over come to site - Weather | SEVERE FLOODING IN BAECEHO, STAY INDOORS AND STANDBY FOR FURTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS | - Brought to you bY ECB News and Current Events
WATCH 王様戦隊キングオージャー COMING OUT ON MARCH 5TH
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Karazicu
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Posts: 189
Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Karazicu » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:26 pm

Enhancee man exists, results in extreme chaos in random part of the world

Considering that the only thing in your only actual factbook is just "it exists"
ESAK
23.03.2003
INDEPENDENT STATE OF KARAZICU - ANEKARTITO DRSAVA KARAZIJA
ΕΣΑΚ
09:26:58
ΕΝΩΣΙ ΣΤΡΑΤΙΩΤΙΚΙΣ ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑΣ ΚΑΡΑΖΙῘΑ
KNR: Kalimera, Karazija. This is Karazi National Radio. News: A recent lottery winner's prize vehicle randomly exploded, killing him and 2 others and causing damage nearby. Weather: temperatures high/low will be 18°C/15°C, clear skies. Lottery #s: 32, 89, 7, 12, 54. That's all. Have a nice day.
Summary: When anarchy struck a Mediterranean island nation, the military & police took power with a junta, forming a new order to prevent it by any and all means.
Qot?: debating whether β should be a b or v
My Name: funny serbian war criminal xdd
Flag: ελληνικός στρατός + ongezellig
feel free to send TGs, my ape brain likes TGs
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Cachard Calia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:34 pm

Karazicu Man burns down own house by intent, sues fire brigade
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters
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Enhancee
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Enhancee » Thu Feb 02, 2023 1:34 pm

Cachard Calia man breaks into prison to hang out with friends
The Republic of Enhancee
A nation that you can describe with words, but I can’t.
Oh lord. The rest is for you to see for your self.
NEWS: “Edibles” are being consumed and causing health problems in urban centers - 50s transistor radios become a trend again, 4 million sold on first day - Kiapha man kills guy legally named “God”, saying “God is dead” - (COMMERCIAL: Purchase an insulin extractor for the low cost of 1909 Cehoes!) - Mass grave uncovered, archaeologist from all over come to site - Weather | SEVERE FLOODING IN BAECEHO, STAY INDOORS AND STANDBY FOR FURTHER ANNOUNCEMENTS | - Brought to you bY ECB News and Current Events
WATCH 王様戦隊キングオージャー COMING OUT ON MARCH 5TH
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:51 pm

Enhancee Man Halts an Entire Ennantrail Railway by Eating on the Tracks
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Istastioner
Envoy
 
Posts: 260
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Istastioner » Sat Feb 04, 2023 7:37 pm

Procast Man breaks into military base to see what the Procrastian military has to offer in terms of food.
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TescoPepsi
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 25, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby TescoPepsi » Sat Feb 04, 2023 7:41 pm

Istastioner man accidentally enlists in the wrong military.
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Chromasia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chromasia » Sat Feb 04, 2023 7:57 pm

TescoPepsi man disappears after saying "I like Coca-Cola" in viral video
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The Radiant Republic of Chromasia
"Go Bruins!"
Overview | Tourism | Anthem
The Radiant (RDT-1) - Chromasian Climate Conference starts today | Inside the new largest sports stadium in Chromasia | Most popular sports in Chromasia | Weather - NEW LORE MAKING IN PROGRESS
Song of the Week - "Sons of Westwood" - idrk but its the UCLA Fight Song!
He/Him
Band>Orchestra
9Axes | Political Compass
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Serdtgyu
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Serdtgyu » Sat Feb 04, 2023 8:10 pm

Chromasia Man killed by stampede of tourists
A communist state that wants everyone to make friends.
Please join this tournament. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=523522
Ask me if you want a sports thing
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Istastioner
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Posts: 260
Founded: Dec 27, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Istastioner » Sun Feb 05, 2023 7:13 pm

Serdtgyu man kills his father to protect his father's power
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Dyrrhonian Isles
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Posts: 127
Founded: May 30, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dyrrhonian Isles » Sun Feb 05, 2023 7:34 pm

Istastioner Man dies after eating poisonous berries
Dieresis of Diarcesia
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The Crimson Isles
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 354
Founded: Jan 07, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Crimson Isles » Sun Feb 05, 2023 7:39 pm

Dyrhonian man is arrested by The secret police after saying he would choke the Duke's Chicken in broad daylight.
"Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition"
Just your average nation with a king that has no mobility in his legs
Member of The Rigel Pact, Co founder of the PTMK, and founder of the Foxtrot Accord Alliance.
A Class 1.2 Civilization according to Great Imperator Jeffrey's Power Index
Galactic proprietor of Hydrogen Truck
Not all of Nation's views are my own.
NS Stats are semi Canon, do not go by them unless I say, & check the government figures factbook for more info on my nation's leader.
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Insulamia
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Posts: 93
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Tue Feb 07, 2023 3:56 am

CNP Extremist ARRESTED After URINATING on Michael II's GRAVE
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 Understanding the News 
 Who are the Zapatista? And what said PM Canning about them?
 13:12   26/02/2023   NPT 1° ☀  • Imma use this space to talk OOC. One headline is enough for vou. • About the main headline, Canning modestly commended the Zapatista on some aspects of their society. This angered Mexico's government and caused a whole international relations kerfuffle. • "what said PM Canning" is a grammatically correct way of posing a question in Insulamian English, btw. • I am currently working on replies for these three threads, in no particular order. • I plan to write a new parody nation once I finish all this business with ol' Insulamy. • Also, I finally have a national anthem! 
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Communist Beijing Must be China
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Posts: 262
Founded: May 16, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Communist Beijing Must be China » Tue Feb 07, 2023 4:04 am

Man claims to be drunk, gets arrested by DIA
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Insulamia
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Posts: 93
Founded: Jul 07, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Insulamia » Tue Feb 07, 2023 4:18 am

Communist Beijing Must be China wrote:Man claims to be drunk, gets arrested by Insulamian FBI

(it's called the Domestic Investigative Agency lol) /skip
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 Understanding the News 
 Who are the Zapatista? And what said PM Canning about them?
 13:12   26/02/2023   NPT 1° ☀  • Imma use this space to talk OOC. One headline is enough for vou. • About the main headline, Canning modestly commended the Zapatista on some aspects of their society. This angered Mexico's government and caused a whole international relations kerfuffle. • "what said PM Canning" is a grammatically correct way of posing a question in Insulamian English, btw. • I am currently working on replies for these three threads, in no particular order. • I plan to write a new parody nation once I finish all this business with ol' Insulamy. • Also, I finally have a national anthem! 
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