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Hahqsthqstan
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[DRAFT] Hello, little @&$?!$&#

Postby Hahqsthqstan » Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:42 pm

INSPIRATION: Myself

DESCRIPTION: As the people is saying more and more &$?#!#?$#?$! words, the Minister of Etiquette of @@NAME@@ and various religious leaders are calling you only because of the $?$!$&$?!$-words problem. As a result, your entire day was put in hearing them.

VALIDITY:EVERYONE

OPTION 1:"Leader! Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Etiquette. "We need to stop these misbehavior in this f****** s***- I mean country! In the name of this sh**** etiquette and the f****** religions- I mean Marvellous Etiquette and Beautiful Religions. ACT NOW!

EFFECT:The government is talking ?@!#&#&@&$!@??@!(#)?!£¥¢®%©€[€]π√¶∆£ harsh about the S-word problem.

OPTION 2: "Shut up your mouth your #?$&$?&#$(/?!$£¥¢€!" Says an angry feminist civil rights activist called @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@. "It's good! What's the problem with saying ?#!$&-#?()¢¥£ words? And, for the sake of CIVIL RIGHTS and FREEDOM OF SPEECH, do not hear these religious lunatics!"

EFFECT: The official greeting of @@NAME@@ is now &$#? you.

OPTION 3:"Compromise?" Says an centrist and #?$&@&#£¥¢©% neutral citizen. "Here's the solution! Only prohibit the saying of @&#$&?@! words in public and only allow it in their homes! SIMPLE!"

OPTION 4:"FOR GOD'S SAKE!" says an extremist and visibly angry and enraged catholic priest. "FOR THE NAME OF GOD, DO NOT PERMIT THIS ABERRATION NEVER! THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE ARRESTED! AND TO STOP THIS, WE NEED TO TURN @@NAME@@ INTO A THEOCRACY, WHERE EVERYONE WILL FOLLOW THE HOLY RULES OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!"

VALIDITY OF OPTION 4:Non-Theocracies

EFFECT:God is good, but at imprisioning and torturing.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:54 pm

I don't think that this issue would work, unfortunately
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Buhers » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:56 pm

i'm pretty sure there's already an issue about excessive swearing. forgot the issue number, though
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Postby Hahqsthqstan » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:59 pm

I already submitted the issue so discussion closed.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby North Macaronesa » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:00 pm

Hahqsthqstan wrote:I already submitted the issue so discussion closed.
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Next time, you might want to wait a few weeks before submitting it
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Postby Floofybit » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:53 pm

Hahqsthqstan wrote:I already submitted the issue so discussion closed.
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If you already submitted, why did you post the thread?
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